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MorbidFaithless
02/18/24 10:03:21 PM
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Watch your tongue. I'm sure this can be a civil topic.

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Unknown5uspect
02/18/24 10:05:24 PM
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Satanism

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Irony
02/18/24 10:05:27 PM
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Esoteric Order of Dagon

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Kradek
02/18/24 10:06:09 PM
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Jedism

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Doe
02/18/24 10:06:18 PM
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No

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pjnelson
02/18/24 10:08:20 PM
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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KnightofShikari
02/18/24 10:09:41 PM
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Church of Futa

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Dark_Arbron
02/18/24 10:10:50 PM
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Preferably one of the ones without Hell.

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WingsOfGood
02/18/24 10:12:08 PM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Preferably one of the ones without Hell.

jokes on everyone they pick secular hoping for something like this but then Cthullu just comes and eats everyone
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colliding
02/18/24 10:32:28 PM
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If reincarnation was guaranteed that would be amazing

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SauI_Goodman
02/18/24 10:35:25 PM
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No Buddhism really

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Ratchetrockon
02/18/24 10:37:00 PM
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Spiritism

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ForsakenHermit
02/18/24 10:40:10 PM
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pjnelson posted...
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
If Pastafarianism were true I'd shoot myself.

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cadcrafter
02/18/24 10:40:44 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
No Buddhism really


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TetsuoS2
02/18/24 11:39:57 PM
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where the fuck is buddhism


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Kradek
02/18/24 11:45:37 PM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
If Pastafarianism were true I'd shoot myself.

Why

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ForsakenHermit
02/19/24 12:03:38 AM
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Kradek posted...
Why
Because I'd rather die than live in a world where the worst thing to ever happen to comedy is true and not a coat hanger abortion of a joke religion.

I'm not someone who thinks religion is above satire or that joke religions can't be funny. But Pastafarianism is a dead horse that's so beaten and decayed it can't even be sent to the glue factory. The ED page for it sums up how I feel about it perfectly. Antitheists need to adopt higher standards for their humor, full stop.

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Kradek
02/19/24 12:08:44 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Because I'd rather die than live in a world where the worst thing to ever happen to comedy is true and not a coat hanger abortion of a joke religion.

I'm not someone who thinks religion is above satire or that joke religions can't be funny. But Pastafarianism is a dead horse that's so beaten and decayed it can't even be sent to the glue factory. The ED page for it sums up how I feel about it perfectly. Antitheists need to adopt higher standards for their humor, full stop.

I've never been partial to the joke either, myself. I don't revile it nearly as much as you, however always felt it a rather lazy jab at organized religion.

Although I do gotta say, when they gave it a face and actual features that was pretty humorous.

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Unknown5uspect
02/19/24 12:09:44 AM
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Lmao it is absolutely not that serious

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Yawn_Master2
02/19/24 12:14:21 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/10c48e24.png

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Pasta
02/21/24 5:14:11 PM
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pjnelson posted...
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Trepan
02/21/24 5:22:02 PM
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y no scientology
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ai123
02/21/24 5:37:01 PM
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Unitarian Universalism.

Or the liberal branch of the Quakers. They're tolerant and pacifist. Unfortunately, they are also teetotal.

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Gurifisu
02/22/24 5:30:25 AM
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If god isn't real, then who saved me from being born in Britain?

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ai123
02/22/24 6:05:26 AM
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Gurifisu posted...
If god isn't real, then who saved me from being born in Britain?
Must be one of those gods that likes to determine whether or not you are saved from conception.

Calvinist God, maybe?

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BlueKat
02/22/24 6:19:42 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
No Buddhism really
No shit. Also, Chinese traditional religion? WTF? You mean Taoism? And African traditional religion? There's like nearly a thousand >_>

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gu-gohan
02/22/24 6:31:12 AM
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The world would be a better place if no religions existed.

But if I had to choose one, it's shintoism or buddhism.

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mustachedmystic
02/22/24 6:33:57 AM
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Biscuitism. The only link I could find to explain is the Amazon page for their Holy Book, The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible.
https://www.amazon.com/Nuclear-Platypus-Biscuit-Bible-Biscuitism/dp/0578026635

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Ricemills
02/22/24 6:35:24 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
No Buddhism really

TC probably is one of the Americans that argues that Buddhism is a philosophy, not religion.

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Agonized_rufous
02/22/24 6:48:54 AM
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Heaven is cooler than heat death

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