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Chicken
02/19/24 2:00:35 AM
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We all kinda forgot about that huh?

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ablegator
02/19/24 2:01:39 AM
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Moral and physical coward. What do you expect?

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Yawn_Master2
02/19/24 2:03:04 AM
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Elon chickened out and blamed Zuckerberg for it falling through.

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ProfessorKukui
02/19/24 2:08:17 AM
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Didn't mum say no to that?
Afraid Elon's barrel chest would crumple like a Cybertruck.

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Karovorak
02/19/24 2:08:58 AM
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Yawn_Master2 posted...
Elon chickened out and blamed Zuckerberg for it falling through.

This.

Zuckerberg went and said "Elon doesn't take it serious, he doesn't agree to any date at all, so that's it" and then Musk went and said "That's not true! I proposed a training match in his garden some time! He is the chicken!".

Musks did his big battle of the century announcement, in the Colosseum or other big place, and that's it.

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thisworld
02/19/24 2:10:00 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d5c1b24a.jpg
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/elon-musk-vs-mark-zuckerberg-fight
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Strider102
02/19/24 2:12:25 AM
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Elon's mommy told him no.

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ablegator
02/19/24 2:13:38 AM
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I would fight but first I need to ask ma ma.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
02/19/24 2:17:39 AM
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They were but didn't want to steal Cody Rhodes's thunder, so they're likely going at it at Wrestlemania 41.

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Heineken14
02/19/24 2:18:23 AM
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Elon's mom wrote him a sick note and said he couldn't go play outside with the other boys.

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Ricemills
02/19/24 2:18:23 AM
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The MMA is short for Musk Mommy Action.

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SiO4
02/19/24 3:05:13 AM
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Strider102 posted...
Elon's mommy told him no.


Kinda fucked up that this is part of the story.

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chaos_knight
02/19/24 3:07:42 AM
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Right wingers act all macho, but are ultimately cowards when confronted seriously.

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Nukazie
02/19/24 3:15:10 AM
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wake me up if they're gonna blow each other

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Cobra1010
02/19/24 3:16:21 AM
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thisworld posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d5c1b24a.jpg
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/elon-musk-vs-mark-zuckerberg-fight

How does your ribcage even protrude like that?

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ROBANN_88
02/19/24 4:22:14 AM
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SiO4 posted...
Kinda fucked up that this is part of the story.

Wait, it really was his mommy objecting?
I thought they were joking

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PurpleOutsider
02/19/24 4:51:08 AM
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I think Elon just assumed that Zuckerberg would decline, and had to back out when Zuckerberg happily accepted.

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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 4:53:18 AM
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You people are in deep delusion if you think Cuckerburg would stand a chance against Elon.

literally a 6 inch height difference.

Not to mention, Elon is like 100 pounds heavier.

it would be like Conor McGregor trying to fight Brock Lesnar.

Elon would just overpower him easily.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/efbc34c6.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/601d8d32.jpg

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Chicken
02/19/24 4:59:21 AM
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I cant imagine what elons boots taste like

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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 5:03:19 AM
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I cant imagine being angry that a bigger man would beat a little man in a fight.

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CreepyGuy2007
02/19/24 5:05:18 AM
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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 5:06:05 AM
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Karovorak
02/19/24 5:10:04 AM
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Chicken posted...
I cant imagine what elons boots taste like

Probably like "stainless steel".

That's why people buy the CyberTruck.

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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 5:11:13 AM
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You guys are trying so hard.

Its adorable

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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 5:12:18 AM
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:-)

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Irony
02/19/24 5:31:05 AM
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Elon's mom was like leave my special baby alone

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ai123
02/19/24 5:38:36 AM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
it would be like Conor McGregor trying to fight Brock Lesnar.

Ben Garrison Syndrome:

The delusional belief that feeble, flabby fascists are muscular, athletic demi gods.


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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 5:43:02 AM
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I think you watched too much anime bro.

Got you thinking that skinny guys can beat up big guys.

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Chicken
02/19/24 5:45:30 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/db4790d8.jpg

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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 5:50:35 AM
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FinalBraveNUT
02/19/24 5:53:49 AM
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Cobra1010 posted...
How does your ribcage even protrude like that?

He's a mutant and skin is the palest I've ever seen maybe vampire?


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ai123
02/19/24 5:55:02 AM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
I think you watched too much anime bro.

Got you thinking that skinny guys can beat up big guys.
I don't watch anime.

I doubt it contains much that's more ridiculous than fantasising about Elon Musk as Brock Lesnar.


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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 5:58:55 AM
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ai123 posted...
I don't watch anime.

well, I guess youre just very inexperienced in combat sports and understanding how they work.

I doubt it contains much that's more ridiculous than fantasising about Elon Musk as Brock Lesnar.

it was a comparison.

Zuckerberg would be McGregor (tiny)

Musk would be Lesnar (big)

Look at the numbers:

NittanyLions23 posted...
You people are in deep delusion if you think Cuckerburg would stand a chance against Elon.

literally a 6 inch height difference.

Not to mention, Elon is like 100 pounds heavier.

it would be like Conor McGregor trying to fight Brock Lesnar.

Elon would just overpower him easily.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/efbc34c6.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/601d8d32.jpg


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Chicken
02/19/24 6:56:31 AM
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im sure elon will reward your loyalty with a cybertruck any day now bro

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Irony
02/19/24 6:59:20 AM
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SailorGoon
02/19/24 6:59:46 AM
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Damn he's serving Elon in this one too? Someone tell him to wipe his chin after he's done.

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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 7:22:48 AM
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Like I said, I can afford one.

:-]

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Rotterdammerung
02/19/24 7:23:10 AM
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He got a note from his mum saying he cant

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Rotterdammerung
02/19/24 7:24:17 AM
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Cobra1010 posted...
How does your ribcage even protrude like that?
I mean, I get it.

I have a very deep ribcage, but Im also not coated in suet

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LeCh0nk
02/19/24 7:40:43 AM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
You people are in deep delusion if you think Cuckerburg would stand a chance against Elon.

literally a 6 inch height difference.

Not to mention, Elon is like 100 pounds heavier.

it would be like Conor McGregor trying to fight Brock Lesnar.

Elon would just overpower him easily.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/efbc34c6.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/601d8d32.jpg
Ohh I get to bust this out here

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/16dc1f8b.jpg

ProfessorKukui posted...
Didn't mum say no to that?
Afraid Elon's barrel chest would crumple like a Cybertruck.
Lmao

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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 7:51:35 AM
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Man, people really dont like it when facts arent on their side.

Sorry guys.

I just prefer to be logical.

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LeCh0nk
02/19/24 7:57:30 AM
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I'm six feet tall and I'd absolutely get my ass kicked by someone who's 5'6" if they're trained in MMA and a lot fitter than I am.

Hell I'd lose to a trained woman. You Trumpers really have no ability to think things through with any sort of nuance.

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mercurydude
02/19/24 8:32:21 AM
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Cobra1010 posted...
How does your ribcage even protrude like that?


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/75b9c6ca.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a54c7544.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/FeUQQiG.gif


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02/19/24 11:02:07 AM
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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 11:58:50 AM
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LeCh0nk posted...
I'm six feet tall and I'd absolutely get my ass kicked by someone who's 5'6" if they're trained in MMA and a lot fitter than I am.


Depends how heavy you are.

Ive seen 200+ pound dudes manhandle black belts in jiujitsu who are tiny.

Your weight is the important thing.

Also your strength.


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Enclave
02/19/24 12:02:59 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
How does your ribcage even protrude like that?

What are you talking about? God Emperor Musk has an incredible super hero physique!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fbde747b.jpg

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NittanyLions23
02/19/24 12:03:20 PM
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I took a jiujitsu class and saw big dudes destroying more skilled opponents first hand.

I even rolled with a guy who was smaller than me on my first day.

other guy was blue belt I think.

He got me on my back and I was able to bench press his body off me and regain control.

Size MATTERS in a big way.

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DipDipDiver
02/19/24 12:11:21 PM
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Zuck indicated on multiple occasions that he was ready to go any time, because he literally trains for fun, and Elon just eventually stopped talking about it because he was never gonna do it in the first place

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