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DirkDiggles 02/19/24 4:30:59 PM #1:	This is my plastic fork! --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:978930192] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>This is my plastic fork! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 02/20/24 7:14:14 PM #2:	I had a lady call up the other day, and ordered a pizza slipt in Three halves. I honestly, lost my patience with her at bit. At some point, I just broke down and said, Mam, is mathematically impossible to have three halves of a circle. Also, FFS @ at a grown ass woman, being that picky about a few slices. I would expect that from an Eight year old, but then again, this is America. >_> --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:978951433] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>I had a lady call up the other day, and ordered a pizza slipt in Three halves. I honestly, lost my patience with her at bit. At some point, I just broke down and said, Mam, is mathematically impossible to have three halves of a circle. Also, FFS @ at a grown ass woman, being that picky about a few slices. I would expect that from an Eight year old, but then again, this is America. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 02/20/24 7:21:33 PM #3:	Cut my slice into pieces? <cite>MrResetti posted [p:978951562] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>Cut my slice into pieces?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 02/20/24 7:22:44 PM #4:	Supplication, no reason, don't give a fuck about baseball season. --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:978951593] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>Supplication, no reason, don't give a fuck about baseball season. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 02/20/24 7:23:23 PM #5:	"Cut my wife into pieces, this is my last divorce" - Henry VIII --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:978951603] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>"Cut my wife into pieces, this is my last divorce" - Henry VIII </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 02/20/24 7:23:53 PM #6:	Ivynn posted... "Cut my wife into pieces, this is my last divorce" - Henry VIII +1 --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:978951609] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>Ivynn posted... </cite><quote>"Cut my wife into pieces, this is my last divorce" - Henry VIII</quote>+1 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 02/20/24 9:19:49 PM #7:	SiO4 posted... I had a lady call up the other day, and ordered a pizza slipt in Three halves. I honestly, lost my patience with her at bit. At some point, I just broke down and said, Mam, is mathematically impossible to have three halves of a circle. Also, FFS @ at a grown ass woman, being that picky about a few slices. I would expect that from an Eight year old, but then again, this is America. >_> Had this one lady ask us to cut her pizza into 10 pieces. I told her, ma'am we can only cut it into 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 16, 24, or 32 pieces. She didn't get the math. Had this one guy ask for his stuffed crust cut into squares too. I just shook my head. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:978953556] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>SiO4 posted... </cite><quote>I had a lady call up the other day, and ordered a pizza slipt in Three halves. I honestly, lost my patience with her at bit. At some point, I just broke down and said, Mam, is mathematically impossible to have three halves of a circle. Also, FFS @ at a grown ass woman, being that picky about a few slices. I would expect that from an Eight year old, but then again, this is America. >_></quote>Had this one lady ask us to cut her pizza into 10 pieces. I told her, ma'am we can only cut it into 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 16, 24, or 32 pieces. She didn't get the math. Had this one guy ask for his stuffed crust cut into squares too. I just shook my head. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 02/20/24 9:21:28 PM #8:	Cut my pie into pieces, this is my last dessert --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:978953583] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>Cut my pie into pieces, this is my last dessert </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/20/24 9:26:35 PM #9:	cut my wife in two pieces in the magician store close up magic goatee fleeing David Blaine kicked out for the rest of the evening --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:978953661] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>cut my wife in two piecesin the magician storeclose up magicgoatee fleeingDavid Blaine kicked out for the rest of the evening </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModernPost 02/20/24 9:31:45 PM #10:	DirkDiggles posted... Had this one lady ask us to cut her pizza into 10 pieces. I told her, ma'am we can only cut it into 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 16, 24, or 32 pieces. She didn't get the math. Why can't you cut it into 10 pieces? I don't get your math either. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan <cite>ModernPost posted [p:978953747] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>DirkDiggles posted... </cite><quote>Had this one lady ask us to cut her pizza into 10 pieces. I told her, ma'am we can only cut it into 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 16, 24, or 32 pieces. She didn't get the math.</quote>Why can't you cut it into 10 pieces? I don't get your math either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/20/24 9:33:22 PM #11:	ModernPost posted... Why can't you cut it into 10 pieces? I don't get the math either. Cut an X, rotate ninety degrees, cut an X. Then cut one piece in two. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:978953768] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>ModernPost posted... </cite><quote>Why can't you cut it into 10 pieces? I don't get the math either.</quote>Cut an X, rotate ninety degrees, cut an X.Then cut one piece in two. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModernPost 02/20/24 9:39:02 PM #12:	You can, of course, cut a round pizza into 10 equal slices. The math is pretty simple. Each slice will cover 36 degrees of the circle. I just thought it was funny that DirkDiggles didn't realize that. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan <cite>ModernPost posted [p:978953850] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>You can, of course, cut a round pizza into 10 equal slices. The math is pretty simple. Each slice will cover 36 degrees of the circle.I just thought it was funny that DirkDiggles didn't realize that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unclekoolaid73 02/20/24 9:43:44 PM #13:	I have my pizza sliced into four pieces instead of eight because eight is to many. <cite>unclekoolaid73 posted [p:978953924] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>I have my pizza sliced into four pieces instead of eight because eight is to many.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 02/20/24 9:49:28 PM #14:	ModernPost posted... You can, of course, cut a round pizza into 10 equal slices. The math is pretty simple. Each slice will cover 36 degrees of the circle. I just thought it was funny that DirkDiggles didn't realize that. Sure, if you have a regular pizza cutter. Seeing on how Pizza Hut uses a rocker style pizza cutter (Mezzaluna). --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:978953998] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>ModernPost posted... </cite><quote>You can, of course, cut a round pizza into 10 equal slices. The math is pretty simple. Each slice will cover 36 degrees of the circle.I just thought it was funny that DirkDiggles didn't realize that.</quote>Sure, if you have a regular pizza cutter. Seeing on how Pizza Hut uses a rocker style pizza cutter (Mezzaluna). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 02/20/24 11:04:53 PM #15:	DirkDiggles posted... Had this one lady ask us to cut her pizza into 10 pieces. I told her, ma'am we can only cut it into 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 16, 24, or 32 pieces. She didn't get the math. Had this one guy ask for his stuffed crust cut into squares too. I just shook my head. Hahaha, The struggle is real. Every time that phone rings you have no idea what you are getting into. Between the really old people, or the young people who high out of their minds, mixed with rich as fuck people, and the possibly inbreed people are straight coming off the hills, it really is something. ...Oh, and people not knowing what they want and yelling across the room to their partner over the sound of children running wild..... That feeling though, when you get someone who is mad chill is amazing and you know it as once. That is one reason I like the Slice App, it's all on the person to figure out what they want, I can only really fuck it up if I don't run the order. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:978955081] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>DirkDiggles posted...</cite><quote>Had this one lady ask us to cut her pizza into 10 pieces. I told her, ma'am we can only cut it into 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 16, 24, or 32 pieces. She didn't get the math. Had this one guy ask for his stuffed crust cut into squares too. I just shook my head. </quote>Hahaha, The struggle is real. Every time that phone rings you have no idea what you are getting into. Between the really old people, or the young people who high out of their minds, mixed with rich as fuck people, and the possibly inbreed people are straight coming off the hills, it really is something. ...Oh, and people not knowing what they want and yelling across the room to their partner over the sound of children running wild.....That feeling though, when you get someone who is mad chill is amazing and you know it as once. That is one reason I like the Slice App, it's all on the person to figure out what they want, I can only really fuck it up if I don't run the order. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModernPost 02/20/24 11:07:46 PM #16:	DirkDiggles posted... Sure, if you have a regular pizza cutter. Seeing on how Pizza Hut uses a rocker style pizza cutter (Mezzaluna). Does the rocker style pizza cutter cut in a straight line? --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan <cite>ModernPost posted [p:978955119] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>DirkDiggles posted... </cite><quote>Sure, if you have a regular pizza cutter. Seeing on how Pizza Hut uses a rocker style pizza cutter (Mezzaluna).</quote>Does the rocker style pizza cutter cut in a straight line? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 02/20/24 11:29:43 PM #17:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4ad1410e.jpg --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:978955378] in Cut my lif... [t:80700735]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4ad1410e.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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