Current Events > Lara is back. Tifa is back. There's a pattern here >_>

(+) Yeah! (+)

idk if Samus is back cuz Metroid Prime 4 is in development hell >_>

But boobs have returned to gaming!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e3fcf9af.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1cad4bcb.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9763dbb3.jpg

On a side note: I cant wait to play the Tomb Raider games for the first time

NeonOPPAl posted...

On a side note: I cant wait to play the Tomb Raider games for the first time

Skip the first one and go straight to TR2, then when you're done, play TR2 again instead of 3.

We won!

From what I've seen, ResetEra is NOT happy about this.

Humble_Novice posted...

From what I've seen, ResetEra is NOT happy about this.

Pics? I gotta see this

NeonOPPAl posted...

idk if Samus is back cuz Metroid Prime 4 is in development hell >_>

But boobs have returned to gaming!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e3fcf9af.jpg

damn

Im excited to play the tomb raider games again. Like a cheap porno I only remember the first few minutes

Tyranthraxus posted...

Skip the first one and go straight to TR2, then when you're done, play TR2 again instead of 3.

TR2 that good and TR1 and 3 that bad? >_> I'm gonna play all 3.

NeonOPPAl posted...

TR2 that good and TR1 and 3 that bad? >_> I'm gonna play all 3.

TR1 and 3 aren't bad, TR2 is just that good.

Humble_Novice posted...

From what I've seen, ResetEra is NOT happy about this.

What is their problem?

WingsOfGood posted...

What is their problem?

They don't like nice things, and think the rest of us have to suffer.

WingsOfGood posted...

What is their problem?

They hate good harmless things in life for some reason

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/68c7a99e.png

NeonOPPAl posted...

Pics? I gotta see this

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1708706156769177.png

WingsOfGood posted...

What is their problem?

No fun allowed and they believe that video games for nerds actually have an impact on IRL social issues even though like a negligible percentage of the general population consumes them.

NeonOPPAl posted...

They hate good harmless things in life for some reason

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/68c7a99e.png

God the ban reasons are always so good lol

Uggos finding attractive characters sells stuff (also helps if the product is good)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3cd0f6e9.jpg

despite their efforts normalizing uglyness. We did it gamers

Humble_Novice posted...

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1708706156769177.png

HOLY MOLY

Fuck!

Humble_Novice posted...

lol zero surprise

Tomb Raider 1 is great.

Tomb Raider 2 is amazing.

Tomb Raider 3 I have no idea. Never played it in my life. Only know that it has a reputation as being one of the more difficult games.

Anime boobies game are free to exist on Sony platforms and not have Sony show fake concerns for kids like the Republican party?

Also, link to that twitter post that shows her having jiggle physics during a minigame?

>_>

Why is Barrett dressed like the stay puft marshmallow man?

Tyranthraxus posted...

Why is Barrett dressed like the stay puft marshmallow man?

Because he wore a sailor suit in og game

NeonOPPAl posted...

Also, link to that twitter post that shows her having jiggle physics during a minigame?

>_>

Yes link naow

Tyranthraxus posted...

Why is Barrett dressed like the stay puft marshmallow man?

He was undercover in the og game

Speaking of that, please tell me Red XIII is still in a Shinran outfit trying to pretend to be a human. That would be fucking great

EDIT: I forget if that's in the same part or after Cloud leaves the party

Speaking of Tomb Raider, heres hoping the 4th game gets remade.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/58e6bba7.jpg

Fans are already saying its inevitable.

https://twitter.com/danthedan20/status/1759365514692890946?s=61&t=FYDW3xijwszz6Ax6eoNTBg

Is that 4th game good? It's crazy that there was 4 games on PS1. I heard 3 and 4 are balls hard

Tyranthraxus posted...

Why is Barrett dressed like the stay puft marshmallow man?

Uh excuse me, he's dressed like a bear wearing a marshmallow. Get it right!

(jokes aside, while I don't plan on playing the 7remakes anytime soon, I still really hope they keep / update the bit where you can spy on Barret modeling the sailor suit in the bathroom).

NeonOPPAl posted...

Is that 4th game good? It's crazy that there was 4 games on PS1. I heard 3 and 4 are balls hard

Yes!

We need to update the copypasta.

Here's a better look of Barret in the sailor outfit you guys want to see >_>

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8c546086.jpg

Tyranthraxus posted...

Why is Barrett dressed like the stay puft marshmallow man?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5064cb1d.jpg

Lara and Tifa always had large breasts (except the remake movie of Tomb raider). They never went anywhere.

Vyrulisse posted...

We need to update the copypasta.

It was always a lie. It needs to stay a lie with no truth to it.

creativerealms posted...

Lara and Tifa always had large breasts (except the remake movie of Tomb raider). They never went anywhere.

2013 Lara had slightly smaller breasts. They were still big. Tifa never got a reduction in the first place. She just stopped wearing skin tight clothes so it was harder to see how big they were.

Why is everyone upset when they are cute and small?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f4e27396.jpg

Tifa never left, y'all were just being weirdos.

I'm still looking for that minigame footage, but I found the motion capture model of Tifa (and Jill in FF16)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bfc3682c.jpg

She's cute >_>

Rharyx211 posted...

Tifa never left, y'all were just being weirdos.

Lara got a reduction.
Samus got a reduction.
Tifa got a reduction.

There is a pattern here.

You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.

I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.

No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.

If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.

Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.

It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.

Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.

It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.

Fuck!

Tyranthraxus posted...

2013 Lara had slightly smaller breasts. They were still big. Tifa never got a reduction in the first place. She just stopped wearing skin tight clothes so it was harder to see how big they were.

Yep they were acting like a slight reduction equaled flat. It was stupid. But predictable.

For Tifa I believe people gas lit themselves. I remember how people where insisting for months that Tifa would be given a huge chest reduction if not made completely flat. They were waiting for videos with her to be released just so them could complain that woke SJWs made her flat and ugly. And when it didn't happen? They pretended it did anyway. We had a user who had such a monumental outburst over Tifa that he left Gamefaqs forever over it.

RIP Skye Reynolds. I will always remember you for freaking out over videogames.

Vyrulisse posted...

We need to update the copypasta.

I'm not creative enough to update it >_> Is someone else up to snuff?

NeonOPPAl posted...

Is that 4th game good? It's crazy that there was 4 games on PS1. I heard 3 and 4 are balls hard

I thought there were 5!

Kaldrenthebold posted...

I thought there were 5!

Was there?

NeonOPPAl posted...

Was there?

Chronicles was also on PlayStation.

I thought Chronicles was on PS2 and Last Revelation was 4. Whoops my bad.

Geez, 5 full games on a console is unheard of these days

Yep, Last Revelation (4) and Chronicles (5) are both on PS1 as well.

NeonOPPAl posted...

I thought Chronicles was on PS2 and Last Revelation was 4. Whoops my bad.

Geez, 5 full games on a console is unheard of these days

Last revelation is 4, 12345 all on PlayStation lol

NeonOPPAl posted...

Was there?

Yes, tr chronicles iirc