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jediknight0056 02/23/24 6:32:54 PM #1: |
I bought them (brand new) in 2019 when I was having sex at least tri-annually. Then the pandemic happened so I didn't date for all this time, mostly out of apathy. But I did have a successful first date 2 days ago that ended with a kiss so I'd say there's a chance I won't have to pitch them all. But... she has a roommate and I just moved back in with my mom so that's not going to help. Stay tuned for updates! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c350771b.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PraxagoraKassan 02/23/24 6:34:53 PM #2: |
WHOM is this person
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Jiek_Fafn 02/23/24 6:36:03 PM #3: |
What a waste. Theyre not even good for water balloons either. All of the water pools at the tip and expands indefinitely instead of filling in the shaft section at all.
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Naysaspace 02/23/24 6:36:12 PM #4: |
Just buy new ones. Babies are more expensive than a 20 box of condoms
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R1masher 02/23/24 6:40:16 PM #5: |
Use em for easy deed clean up
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kingdrake2 02/23/24 6:42:04 PM #6: |
Naysaspace posted...
Babies are more expensive than a 20 box of condoms it's the truth. also helpful to avoid getting pregnant in the first place. conservatives want to put a full abortion ban if they could. --- done with fall guys until the next fame pass currently playing: the legend of heroes: trails to azure (ps4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thud 02/23/24 6:44:46 PM #7: |
Put them all on at once and make a super condom
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PraxagoraKassan 02/23/24 6:48:22 PM #8: |
R1masher posted...
Use em for easy deed clean upThat only works on Setting: Fast --- triple down ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordFarquad1312 02/23/24 6:49:37 PM #9: |
Sounds like a pleasant Saturday afternoon
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Returning_CEmen 02/23/24 6:59:32 PM #10: |
Is TC the dude that burned down the church in the name of CE?
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jediknight0056 02/23/24 7:02:45 PM #11: |
Naysaspace posted... Just buy new ones. Babies are more expensive than a 20 box of condomsCan't I sue the company if she gets pregnant? Returning_CEmen posted... Is TC the dude that burned down the church in the name of CE?Nope, he's my evil cousin12345 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jediknight0056 02/23/24 7:06:46 PM #12: |
Thud posted... Put them all on at once and make a super condomThe latest viral challenge... how many condoms can you put on your penis at once without it crushing it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jediknight0056 02/24/24 6:38:39 PM #13: |
37 days left... She is out of town right now and I leave town in the morning for a few days so it's gonna be probably a week till I might have a chance to use any ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kai_Laguna 02/24/24 6:41:00 PM #14: |
Just say but condoms can make masturbation funner by helping it last longer. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__aCEr__ 02/24/24 6:44:19 PM #15: |
Just have sex with this new girl, her roommate, and your mom 12 times a piece.
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GeminiDeus 02/24/24 6:44:37 PM #16: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdqzusBZzak
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Zikten 02/24/24 6:46:12 PM #17: |
Tell the girl the situation and suggest you guys use up every last one ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Block_that_Kick 02/24/24 6:47:10 PM #18: |
Pull out
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Waxitron_Gazer 02/24/24 6:59:41 PM #19: |
if you've ever looked at anything in your household and thought "i wonder what that'd be like if i put it in my butt" then you can use up those condoms pretty quick.
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Chadawah 02/24/24 7:13:16 PM #21: |
in about 17 days you will have one for each
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Mistere_Man 02/24/24 7:22:27 PM #22: |
Fill them with orange jello and sell them online to a ***** supporters.
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ssk9716757 02/24/24 7:36:52 PM #23: |
i believe in you. one a day and you'll be good.
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Returning_CEmen 02/25/24 11:54:02 AM #24: |
Whats the current unused condom count?
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jediknight0056 02/25/24 5:21:48 PM #25: |
GeminiDeus posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdqzusBZzakLmao that's awesome Zikten posted... Tell the girl the situation and suggest you guys use up every last oneAfter we do the first time I will probably mention something ssk9716757 posted... i believe in you. one a day and you'll be good.Thank you for the support Returning_CEmen posted... Whats the current unused condom count?I'm out of town so it's still 36 days/condoms left. So I'm going to have to use multiple a day at some point. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 02/25/24 5:53:42 PM #26: |
Returning_CEmen posted...
Is TC the dude that burned down the church in the name of CE? The username is familiar at the least. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkDoc 02/25/24 6:27:36 PM #27: |
Well, for people not in a relationship, they sell condoms individually in case you have a one night stand. Then, for people in a new relationship, they sell them in packs of 3 (Friday, Saturday, Sunday). Then, for people in a long term relationship, they sell them in packs of 12 (one for January, one for February...) jediknight0056 posted... I bought them (brand new I'm wondering why you feel you needed to specify this ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Choco 02/26/24 7:44:08 AM #28: |
DarkDoc posted...
Then, for people in a new relationship, they sell them in packs of 3 (Friday, Saturday, Sunday).i can't believe i chuckled at this --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkDoc 02/26/24 4:36:13 PM #29: |
:-) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Torgo 02/26/24 4:38:31 PM #30: |
Find one girl that likes to fuck a lot, or find three dozen for one night stands.
Those are the ONLY two choices. Adhering to a normal, healthy sex life and then disposing of condoms when they expire is ridiculous! --- Current signature not available. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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