Current Events > $1 million, but you can't deed,look at porn

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Shadowblade 03/06/24 2:05:10 AM #1:	or have sex ever again - Results (77 votes) Deal 27.27% (21 votes) 21 No Deal 72.73% (56 votes) 56 Would you take 1 million to give up all listed above? FOREVER!!? --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>Shadowblade posted [p:979213212] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote> or have sex ever again - Results (77 votes) Deal 27.27% (21 votes) 21 No Deal 72.73% (56 votes) 56 Show Voting Form Would you take 1 million to give up all listed above? FOREVER!!? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CassandraCroft 03/06/24 2:11:46 AM #2:	Not a fucking chance in hell! Not even for the estimated $37,000,000,000,000 in printed banknotes on the planet! Satan will need ice skates to go to work before I give that up True story I once went a week without looking at porn and by the end of it I was having dreams that would have been banned by Pornhub! --- Hi <cite>CassandraCroft posted [p:979213253] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Not a fucking chance in hell!Not even for the estimated $37,000,000,000,000 in printed banknotes on the planet!Satan will need ice skates to go to work before I give that upTrue story I once went a week without looking at porn and by the end of it I was having dreams that would have been banned by Pornhub! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 03/06/24 2:20:21 AM #3:	Deal. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:979213318] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 03/06/24 2:23:11 AM #4:	Its known that complete deprivation of sexual outlets is unhealthy, so as great as that money would be, no deal. Now if the money also came with the complete elimination of ones sexual needs, thats another story. --- "How is that a religious topic? That's just me talking about GOD." -Frostmourne <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:979213338] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Its known that complete deprivation of sexual outlets is unhealthy, so as great as that money would be, no deal.Now if the money also came with the complete elimination of ones sexual needs, thats another story. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 03/06/24 2:24:15 AM #5:	I'm not ace or a monk so no deal even for 1 quadrillion dollars. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:979213346] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>I'm not ace or a monk so no deal even for 1 quadrillion dollars. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Krave_ 03/06/24 2:24:17 AM #6:	I already don't do the first two. But what's the point of life without a little bit of snu snu? --- Am I seducing or being seduced? <cite>_Krave_ posted [p:979213347] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>I already don't do the first two. But what's the point of life without a little bit of snu snu? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 03/06/24 2:31:24 AM #7:	No way. <cite>Glob posted [p:979213394] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>No way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 03/06/24 2:41:36 AM #8:	Not even for $69 billion fam --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:979213456] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Not even for $69 billion fam </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxZiomaxX 03/06/24 2:43:27 AM #9:	You had me until no sex. Can't do that --- LAL <cite>XxZiomaxX posted [p:979213468] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>You had me until no sex.Can't do that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomtheGrav 03/06/24 2:55:25 AM #10:	haven't seen someone say "deed" in like a decade wow we gotta bring that back --- *don't follow leaders and watch your parking meters* <cite>DoomtheGrav posted [p:979213532] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>haven't seen someone say "deed" in like a decade wow we gotta bring that back </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 03/06/24 3:08:44 AM #11:	DoomtheGrav posted... haven't seen someone say "deed" in like a decade wow we gotta bring that back Really? Ive seen it quite a lot around here and Ive only been here since 261 closed. Someone even has it in their sig. --- "How is that a religious topic? That's just me talking about GOD." -Frostmourne <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:979213618] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>DoomtheGrav posted... </cite><quote>haven't seen someone say "deed" in like a decade wow we gotta bring that back</quote>Really? Ive seen it quite a lot around here and Ive only been here since 261 closed. Someone even has it in their sig. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 03/06/24 3:09:27 AM #12:	Dark_Arbron posted... Really? Ive seen it quite a lot around here and Ive only been here since 261 closed. Someone even has it in their sig. Yeah, it seems to be the only term people use for it on here. Its also the only place Ive ever heard it. <cite>Glob posted [p:979213624] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Dark_Arbron posted... </cite><quote>Really? Ive seen it quite a lot around here and Ive only been here since 261 closed. Someone even has it in their sig.</quote>Yeah, it seems to be the only term people use for it on here. Its also the only place Ive ever heard it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 03/06/24 3:11:13 AM #13:	What about prostate massages? --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:979213637] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>What about prostate massages? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 03/06/24 3:19:09 AM #14:	Would work if you were terminally I'll..Actually fuck it, night as well enjoy the faps --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:979213682] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Would work if you were terminally I'll..Actually fuck it, night as well enjoy the faps </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ninjaluver 03/06/24 3:49:40 AM #15:	God damn, you people are wild. $1 million? No. But $100 million or $1 billion? Absolutely. I'd give up my right arm for that amount of money, and I'm someone who already lives very comfortably. There are very few things I wouldn't do for that amount of money <cite>Ninjaluver posted [p:979213842] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>God damn, you people are wild. $1 million? No. But $100 million or $1 billion? Absolutely. I'd give up my right arm for that amount of money, and I'm someone who already lives very comfortably. There are very few things I wouldn't do for that amount of money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob 03/06/24 4:26:00 AM #16:	Ninjaluver posted... God damn, you people are wild. $1 million? No. But $100 million or $1 billion? Absolutely. I'd give up my right arm for that amount of money, and I'm someone who already lives very comfortably. There are very few things I wouldn't do for that amount of money I wouldnt give up porn, masturbation and sex for any amount of money. <cite>Glob posted [p:979214025] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Ninjaluver posted... </cite><quote>God damn, you people are wild. $1 million? No. But $100 million or $1 billion? Absolutely. I'd give up my right arm for that amount of money, and I'm someone who already lives very comfortably. There are very few things I wouldn't do for that amount of money</quote>I wouldnt give up porn, masturbation and sex for any amount of money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyFraska 03/06/24 4:28:13 AM #17:	Tried to pull a fast one there <cite>JimmyFraska posted [p:979214034] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Tried to pull a fast one there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 03/06/24 4:48:33 AM #18:	I already don't do the first two of those things, don't care whatsoever for the third, and I'm pretty sure my spouse would give up sex for that amount of money. <cite>Philip027 posted [p:979214138] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>I already don't do the first two of those things, don't care whatsoever for the third, and I'm pretty sure my spouse would give up sex for that amount of money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ninjaluver 03/06/24 9:44:38 AM #19:	Glob posted... I wouldnt give up porn, masturbation and sex for any amount of money. That's so wild. If my fiance didn't take a deal like that for say...$100 million...that affected both of us, I don't know if I could even look at her again. Sex is great, but it's one aspect of life. $100 million or a billion solves so many more aspects of life that the balance isn't even close. Shit, I'd be in a wheelchair for a billion. <cite>Ninjaluver posted [p:979216674] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Glob posted... </cite><quote>I wouldnt give up porn, masturbation and sex for any amount of money.</quote>That's so wild. If my fiance didn't take a deal like that for say...$100 million...that affected both of us, I don't know if I could even look at her again. Sex is great, but it's one aspect of life. $100 million or a billion solves so many more aspects of life that the balance isn't even close. Shit, I'd be in a wheelchair for a billion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 03/06/24 9:48:56 AM #20:	What about nocturnal emissions? --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:979216723] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>What about nocturnal emissions? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 03/06/24 9:49:30 AM #21:	The monster in my pants can't be satisfied with money --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:979216729] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>The monster in my pants can't be satisfied with money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philip027 03/06/24 9:50:32 AM #22:	boomgetchopped3 posted... What about nocturnal emissions? If this deal also stopped these from happening, I'd consider that a bonus. These are so annoying. <cite>Philip027 posted [p:979216742] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>boomgetchopped3 posted... </cite><quote>What about nocturnal emissions?</quote>If this deal also stopped these from happening, I'd consider that a bonus. These are so annoying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 03/06/24 9:54:11 AM #23:	was gonna vote yes until you added no sex --- http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World born in this world crying, but die laughing. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:979216783] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>was gonna vote yes until you added no sex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowblade 03/06/24 11:28:56 AM #24:	Come on guys wouldn't be that hard. --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>Shadowblade posted [p:979218124] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Come on guys wouldn't be that hard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nintendo_Porn 03/06/24 11:36:06 AM #25:	Fuck no. --- N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy) R.I.P. Joanne - August 19, 1983 - April 7, 2023 - I love you forever, and beyond! <cite>Nintendo_Porn posted [p:979218232] in $1 million... [t:80714024]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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