Current Events > If sex is so evil then why did god create it

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Why not just have new humans spontaneously appear

Gods don't exist.

CountCorvinus posted...

Gods don't exist.

nobody has ever proven that they haven't.

Why would god create an apple tree that Adam and Eve weren't allowed to eat from if he's all knowing and knew that they would eat from it?

To punish them for breaking the one rule of not talking about (gets hit by lightning)

OH MAN! Now I'm pregnant!

Wait no, I am just fat I remember now.

Turbam posted...

Why would god create an apple tree that Adam and Eve weren't allowed to eat from if he's all knowing and knew that they would eat from it?

Because hes a prick.

Sex isnt evil its super fun

god also created the dumbasses that tell other people what's good or bad

Isnt sex after marriage ok?

blacklabelice posted...

nobody has ever proven that they haven't.

nobody has to prove that something doesn't exist when there' no proof it does

God's fine with sex, as long as you're married. The Bible even says 'do not deprive one another'.

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Like the Sentinelese?

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He also doesn't like it if you follow a different god lol even though there have been many different gods from thousands of cultures.

Be fruitful and multiply - God

I don't think this applies to any Christian sect besides Shakers. Not gonna lie HylianFox this is a dud of a gotcha! topic.

Are we sure sex is really what makes people get pregnant? Maybe it's really just the blessing of God.

Turbam posted...

Why would god create an apple tree that Adam and Eve weren't allowed to eat from if he's all knowing and knew that they would eat from it?

I have a possible answer to that.

Ok imagine you are an Immortal all powerful being that knows everything that is going to happen ever, doesnt that sound extremely boring? I mean nothing new ever, forever sounds like hell.

So being all powerful it is in your power to make a reality that you dont know what is going to happen, I mean you obviously can know what is going to happen, but instead choose not to so even you can be surprised by the events.

I mean this is just a theory obviously, if a God even exists, imo that god would need entertainment, so as the old saying goes life is a stage and we art but the actors on it, or something like that as my memory is terrible.

blacklabelice posted...

nobody has ever proven that they haven't.

The burden of proof is upon the person making outrageous claims. You need to prove that something does exist, not the other way around.

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You can interpret that to mean that humans are gods

But 'image' can be vague enough to cover a lot of options.

GenXer posted...

The burden of proof is upon the person making outrageous claims. You need to prove that something does exist, not the other way around.

They used to think the colossal squid did exist and was only a myth by sailors, but one day we found it, and that was just on earth, and it took hundreds if not thousands of years. One day we may find god washed up drunk on a shore of some planet out there in space somewhere.

ai123 posted...

You can interpret that to mean that humans are gods

But 'image' can be vague enough to cover a lot of options.

I've often wondered what the Hebrew word for image is and if it can also mean something like vision.

It's quite the opposite. God holds sex in such high esteem that he wants it to be respected.

Mostly to punish women.

The real answer is just a means of control, especially in the Abrahamic religions.

blacklabelice posted...

nobody has ever proven that they haven't.

that's not how it works.

GenXer posted...

The burden of proof is upon the person making outrageous claims. You need to prove that something does exist, not the other way around.

That's true. Burden of proof is on the claimant:

CountCorvinus posted...

Gods don't exist.

So he should prove this.

he wants you to be thinking about him when you cum

Then why did God create it questions always get answered with "it's a test" or "his ways are mysterious and/or unknowable to us". Critical thinking and religion don't usually go together well.

ssjevot posted...

Then why did God create it questions always get answered with "it's a test" or "his ways are mysterious and/or unknowable to us". Critical thinking and religion don't usually go together well.

Read the Book of Job for your answer.

gonna have to put TC on ignore for this topic. All his topics are just bitching about religion/Christianity in particular.

CountCorvinus posted...

Gods don't exist.

Neither does sex.

Judging from personal experience.

Billyionaire posted...

Read the Book of Job for your answer.

Yeah I already covered that in my response. It's a test bro.

Billyionaire posted...

Read the Book of Job for your answer.

God is a gambling addict?

Hejiru posted...

Neither does sex.

Judging from personal experience.

I laughed, then cried.

Just swap Adam holding that message there with God

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CountCorvinus posted...

Gods don't exist.

End of topic.

ssjevot posted...

Yeah I already covered that in my response. It's a test bro.

That is a reductive reading. Read the Book of Job again.

I am convinced that Adam was the one who ate the apple and simply blamed it on Eve.

Men are natural liars. It also explains our Adam's apple.

Sex isn't evil, and He wants us to enjoy enjoy intimacy with our partner. Sin comes when we're misusing His gifts.

God also made wine because He wanted us to be merry, but never wanted us to get drunk off our asses or become alcoholic.

Cause he's a perverted old fuck

ImAMarvel posted...

why would god send people to hell for not worshipping him, then create entire populations of people who have never heard of him or ever could have heard of him (obvs talking about pre-Columbian civilizations and pre-history) lol

All people are descended from Adam.

The true origin.

Any peoples that don't know God can blame their sinful forefathers.

/s

Billyionaire posted...

That's true. Burden of proof is on the claimant:

So he should prove this.

If you were anyone else I'd explain the flaw in your logic here, but you're Billyionaire, so...

The Garden of Eden makes much more sense as an allegory to coming-of-age anyway.

StaroxideReal posted...

The Garden of Eden makes much more sense as an allegory to coming-of-age anyway.

My crack pot Christian theory is that the garden of Eden was pangea and when Adam and Eve left, the "flaming sword" was actually the meteor that annihilated the dinosaurs.

Tora_Sami posted...

My crack pot Christian theory is that the garden of Eden was pangea and when Adam and Eve left, the "flaming sword" was actually the meteor that annihilated the dinosaurs.

Interesting. Though it raises the question of what "behemoth" refers to and how Job seems to know what it is.

It's possible it refers to an elephant or a hippo or something but the only thing we know of with a big enough tail for the description to apply literally would be a sauropod.

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

Interesting. Though it raises the question of what "behemoth" refers to and how Job seems to know what it is.

It's possible it refers to an elephant or a hippo or something but the only thing we know of with a big enough tail for the description to apply literally would be a sauropod.

The behemoth they were referring to is actually your mom

-Crissaegrim- posted...

The behemoth they were referring to is actually your mom

Ayyyyy

It's not evil, and a bunch of bitter ancient shit heads created that lame rule.

Venixon posted...

It's not evil, and a bunch of bitter ancient shit heads created that lame rule.

Correct,