Current Events > Why doesn't this board believe I've got a girlfriend? I'm serious. Why not?

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Shoot_FTH
03/07/24 7:12:14 AM
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Hello?

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Solid_Sonic
03/07/24 7:13:15 AM
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Perish the thought, I don't think about your relationship status at all.


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GrandConjuraton
03/07/24 7:14:06 AM
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Because you need to close your account.

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Mussurana
03/07/24 7:14:49 AM
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Because you're posting on CE.

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Fluttershy
03/07/24 7:17:44 AM
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it's to get a rise out of you.

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Shoot_FTH
03/07/24 7:18:16 AM
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Bump.

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Solid_Sonic
03/07/24 7:19:12 AM
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Surely this didn't need to be bumped that quick...

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BunkerBoy
03/07/24 7:58:48 AM
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There's no way someone as pathetically desperate as you are for rando online attention is actually getting laid
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roos1046_Reborn
03/07/24 8:01:38 AM
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I almost feel bad for people like TC that desperately need attention from strangers on an internet message board.

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rivers
03/07/24 8:03:02 AM
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Lots of men have girlfriends or wives. Im certain you have one.

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Solid_Sonic
03/07/24 8:03:55 AM
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roos1046_Reborn posted...
I almost feel bad for people like TC that desperately need attention from strangers on an internet message board.

Why?

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Jiek_Fafn
03/07/24 8:04:21 AM
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Because you're too much of a playboy to settle down with just one woman

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rexcrk
03/07/24 8:04:22 AM
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Are you like this in real life or is it just a character?

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ButteryMales
03/07/24 8:08:05 AM
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You have to be gay, lesbian, trans, or incel.
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LearntoRead
03/07/24 8:08:09 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Because you're too much of a playboy to settle down with just one woman

Yes, I for one assumed he had two girlfriends.
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