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omniryu
03/10/24 2:15:21 PM
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The government wants you to use rust. So fess up! They want you Malloc up!
..... I will see myself out of here...bye.

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Starks
03/10/24 2:22:28 PM
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Any high-level language that requires paranoid memory management and garbage collection is unsuitable for the 21st century.

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Dakimakura
03/10/24 2:35:29 PM
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I just use Java now, the lazy mans C++

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
03/10/24 2:47:35 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
I just use Java now, the lazy mans C++
The Lazy mans C++ is C#

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AlephZero
03/10/24 2:48:51 PM
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i tried learning rust and by the end of the day i was addicted to sissy hypno porn and ordered 20 pairs of thigh highs from amazon

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VeggetaX
03/10/24 2:50:09 PM
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Sorry I only deal with SQL

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ellis123
03/10/24 2:50:35 PM
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I never used Python.

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omniryu
03/10/24 4:57:04 PM
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AlephZero posted...
i tried learning rust and by the end of the day i was addicted to sissy hypno porn and ordered 20 pairs of thigh highs from amazon
that came out of the left field.

Starks posted...
Any high-level language that requires paranoid memory management and garbage collection is unsuitable for the 21st century.
Well, the US government want us to be paranoid. It is kinda sad that they only see memory management as the only security risk when there can be a plethora of issues that can be exploited.


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RetuenOfDevsman
03/10/24 4:59:02 PM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
The Lazy mans C++ is C#
Java and C# could just about use the same compiler tbh
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1337toothbrush
03/10/24 4:59:40 PM
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You generally shouldn't be using malloc in C++.

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omniryu
03/10/24 5:00:49 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
You generally shouldn't be using malloc in C++.
I was trying ti be cool with My pun....

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/10/24 5:09:22 PM
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omniryu posted...
I was trying ti be cool with My pun....
I never could figure out why everything in programming examples is "my."

myVar
myObj
myProj

Then there's MySQL, which isn't an example but seems to derive from the trend.
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1337toothbrush
03/10/24 5:16:45 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
I never could figure out why everything in programming examples is "my."

myVar
myObj
myProj

Then there's MySQL, which isn't an example but seems to derive from the trend.
As opposed to things defined in a library that wasn't written by you.

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tankboy
03/10/24 5:18:36 PM
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Kamen_Rider_Blade posted...
The Lazy mans C++ is C#
C# is the lazy man's Java. I've never seen so much syntactic sugar to save keystrokes.
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RetuenOfDevsman
03/10/24 5:20:24 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
As opposed to things defined in a library that wasn't written by you.
Well yeah.

But why is that such a celebrated thing that every tutorial in existence does it?
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tankboy
03/10/24 5:20:44 PM
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omniryu posted...
Well, the US government want us to be paranoid. It is kinda sad that they only see memory management as the only security risk when there can be a plethora of issues that can be exploited.

NIST 800-53 says hi. I don't think they are ignoring the other issues.
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1337toothbrush
03/10/24 5:21:49 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Well yeah.

But why is that such a celebrated thing that every tutorial in existence does it?
Not celebrated, just commonly used for examples, like foo and bar and hello world. It's illustrative in the case of "my" and perhaps maybe even a meme.

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omniryu
03/10/24 7:07:30 PM
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tankboy posted...
NIST 800-53 says hi. I don't think they are ignoring the other issues.
Great! Now I have homework. /s I am gonna look into it.


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