Current Events > Reminder that Ganondorf just wanted to Make Hyrule Great Again >_>

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NeonOPPAl
03/26/24 3:42:47 AM
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-Got rid of all the skeletons that wander around at night attacking people in Hyrule Field
-Kakariko Village got an economic boom and had more immigrants move in
-There's an abundance of plant life in Kokiri Forest now, especially since the important Deku Tree suddenly died all those years ago
-Stopped the Gorons from eating through Death Mountain, thus decreasing the risk of avalanches from their carelessness
-Water from Zora's Domain now feels cold and refreshing instead of tasting like King Zora's ass and balls
-Protected the border and stopped those dirty Gerudos from coming in and stealing all the Hylian men
-Hyrule's main export of Lon Lon Milk is booming. Lon Lon Ranch is in its most profitable year yet

The only bad thing is that Market Town got destroyed when the traitorous former King Hyrule was fighting Ganondorf and the drought in Lake Hylia seems oddly severe this year. But both those things were out of his control >_>

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SSJGrimReaper
03/26/24 3:47:06 AM
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"Cultural differences." - Ganondorf

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NeonOPPAl
03/26/24 3:58:33 AM
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We're gonna demolish the bridge and make Gerudo Valley pay for it!

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obsolete
03/26/24 4:02:06 AM
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NeonOPPAl posted...
We're gonna demolish the bridge and make Gerudo Valley pay for it!

Too soon.
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NeonOPPAl
03/26/24 4:03:16 AM
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obsolete posted...
Too soon.
.....I didnt even connect that >_> My bad

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nocturnal_traveler
03/26/24 4:10:17 AM
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I hope he does something about that terrorist in the green tunic who stole a horse from Lon Lon ranch, smashed countless pots, terrorized poor cuckoo's, knocking out Gerudos, kidnapping Faires and putting them in bottles, and conspiring with a rebel Sheikah.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/26/24 4:24:34 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f01f9f8e.jpg

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NeonOPPAl
03/26/24 8:04:58 AM
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Ganondorf did nothing wrong

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Turbam
03/26/24 8:06:32 AM
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He turned Ingo into an incel virgin, who then proceeded to stick Malon and her fat milkers inside of the barn for none of the ranch goers to see.

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NeonOPPAl
03/26/24 11:58:11 PM
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Turbam posted...
He turned Ingo into an incel virgin, who then proceeded to stick Malon and her fat milkers inside of the barn for none of the ranch goers to see.
lmao but none of that is Ganondorf's fault

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C_Pain
03/26/24 11:59:38 PM
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NeonOPPAl posted...
We're gonna demolish the bridge in Gerudo Valley and make the Gerudos pay for it!
Lmao, I like that quite a bit.

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CobraGT
03/27/24 1:07:21 AM
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He failed

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BlackOmnimon
03/27/24 1:10:33 AM
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ngl Ingo got done dirty, he's the only one that works and he's bad because he took ownership of the ranch?

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Kradek
03/27/24 2:41:16 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f01f9f8e.jpg

That's amazing

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MarcyWarcy
03/27/24 2:48:32 AM
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BlackOmnimon posted...
ngl Ingo got done dirty, he's the only one that works and he's bad because he took ownership of the ranch?

he uses said ranch to breed warhorses for an evil demon king's army, treats everyone around him terribly and tries to hold you hostage lol. some people you give the slightest bit of power and they turn into monster

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NeonOPPAl
03/27/24 9:47:31 AM
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Free adult Malon's milkers

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LightningThief
03/27/24 9:50:57 AM
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MarcyWarcy posted...
he uses said ranch to breed warhorses for an evil demon king's army, treats everyone around him terribly and tries to hold you hostage lol. some people you give the slightest bit of power and they turn into monster
Technically he wasn't holding Link hostage per se.

He was cool with Link leaving, just not with Epona.
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creativerealms
03/27/24 9:53:24 AM
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Should I point out that Ganondorf is a Gerudo or is that "fake news"

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NeonOPPAl
03/27/24 9:54:46 AM
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creativerealms posted...
Should I point out that Ganondorf is a Gerudo or is that "fake news"
Fake news. Everyone knows that Gerudos are all women. Why would a man be a Gerudo? That doesnt make any sense

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Seaman_Prime
03/27/24 10:16:54 AM
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Ganondorfs defeat begins with a rainbow bridge. What did Nintendo mean by this?
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Ulfar
03/27/24 10:19:59 AM
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Kick-started archeology in all the sacred temples and hired guardians to protect them.
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nocturnal_traveler
03/27/24 10:59:14 AM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Ganondorfs defeat begins with a rainbow bridge. What did Nintendo mean by this?
Ganondorf for Mario Kart dlc.

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McMarbles
03/27/24 11:03:37 AM
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Missing sages? Fake news. Sad!

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Turbam
03/27/24 11:11:18 AM
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LightningThief posted...
Technically he wasn't holding Link hostage per se.

He was cool with Link leaving, just not with Epona.
Not true
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0f531e55.jpg

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Seaman_Prime
03/27/24 11:17:59 AM
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Turbam posted...
Not true
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0f531e55.jpg
Nah he was just saying that hed never let a good customer leave unsatisfied.
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Turbam
03/27/24 11:24:48 AM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Nah he was just saying that hed never let a good customer leave unsatisfied.
Incel Ingo doesn't give a fuck about customers. He doesn't give a fuck about women, horses, or even the ranch. All he cares about is money. He lives vicariously through Giga Chad Ganondorf, and assumes that they are pals, when in reality Ganondorf assumes that Talon is still in charge of the ranch.

Virgin Incel Ingo is jealous and constantly seething that he'll never get laid; whereas his boss, the fat Chad DILF Talon was out there slanging dick and had a hot Stacy daughter that would continue on his strong genetics.

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Seaman_Prime
03/27/24 11:37:12 AM
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Turbam posted...
Incel Ingo doesn't give a fuck about customers. He doesn't give a fuck about women, horses, or even the ranch. All he cares about is money. He lives vicariously through Giga Chad Ganondorf, and assumes that they are pals, when in reality Ganondorf assumes that Talon is still in charge of the ranch.

Virgin Incel Ingo is jealous and constantly seething that he'll never get laid; whereas his boss, the fat Chad DILF Talon was out there slanging dick and had a hot Stacy daughter that would continue on his strong genetics.
Cowgirl hands typed this
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divot1338
03/27/24 11:47:08 AM
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NeonOPPAl posted...
Fake news. Everyone knows that Gerudos are all women. Why would a man be a Gerudo? That doesnt make any sense
The Gerudo women are obviously too sexy to be men. We all fell for left wing reverse racism.

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ellis123
03/27/24 11:47:25 AM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Cowgirl hands typed this
You trying to say that Ingo has Turbam locked up in the barn?

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LoveLikeJazz
03/27/24 11:48:06 AM
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Right, and he was killed multiple times for his efforts.

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Seaman_Prime
03/27/24 11:59:40 AM
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ellis123 posted...
You trying to say that Ingo has Turbam locked up in the barn?
No way, Ingo would never do to that to his fellow CEman
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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/28/24 4:25:23 PM
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Kradek posted...
That's amazing

Stole the image from Cracked several years back.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/28/24 4:30:14 PM
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LightningThief posted...
Technically he wasn't holding Link hostage per se.

He was cool with Link leaving, just not with Epona.

And stealing a horse is a offense for "hanging".

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