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Harpie
03/26/24 7:22:17 PM
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Turbam
03/26/24 7:31:39 PM
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Where they goin?
They goin on vacation?!?!

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modena
03/26/24 7:33:33 PM
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DrizztLink
03/26/24 7:35:14 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/79df0678.jpg

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Agent_Stroud
03/26/24 7:37:04 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fkaldvt3EOw&pp=ygUfdGhhdCdzIGp1c3QgbXkgcGV0IHNuYWtlIHJlZ2dpZQ%3D%3D

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Harpie
03/26/24 7:37:15 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Cannot confirm nor deny

But based on previous experience.. it is highly likely

Turbam posted...
Where they goin?
They goin on vacation?!?!
My snake, Luma, has been living with my ex gf for about a year because I was couch surfing/figuring my life out Now that Ive figured my life out, I can take Luma back!

Under different circumstances I would have flown there and took her with me on the plane, but APPARENTLY a lil movie has caused ALL MAJOR AIRLINES to ban snakes on planes smh

So since she fits she ships

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Mistere_Man
03/26/24 7:37:21 PM
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never mind already answered as I was typing.

Safe travels Luma!

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Harpie
03/26/24 7:39:55 PM
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modena posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/374b75a4.jpg

DrizztLink posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/79df0678.jpg
I must admit this now.. I have never seen this movie

Agent_Stroud posted...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fkaldvt3EOw&pp=ygUfdGhhdCdzIGp1c3QgbXkgcGV0IHNuYWtlIHJlZ2dpZQ%3D%3D
Lmfao thatll be me in 10 years when I can finally afford my own Cessna

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DrizztLink
03/26/24 7:42:22 PM
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Harpie posted...
I must admit this now.. I have never seen this movie
...enough is enough

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Irony
03/26/24 7:43:20 PM
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Anaconda is not worth watching

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thronedfire2
03/26/24 7:43:28 PM
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you put your snake in a box?

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Heineken14
03/26/24 7:43:46 PM
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Eeeehh!

What kind of snake? I've thought about getting another, but don't even feel I give my 2 dogs proper attention atm so don't want to bring something else in here.

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bigtiggie23
03/26/24 7:45:08 PM
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Imagine a porch pirate stealing that box and opening it up.

Just kidding I don't actually want anything bad to happen to your pet.

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modena
03/26/24 7:46:41 PM
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Irony posted...
Anaconda is not worth watching
Did you post this in the hot take topic?

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Mistere_Man
03/26/24 7:48:18 PM
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Irony posted...
Anaconda is not worth watching

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_OemNp6hgX4&pp=ygUOc2NydWZmeSBzZWNvbmQ%3D

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Crimsoness
03/26/24 7:49:05 PM
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Does your anaconda not want none unless I got buns, hun?

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Harpie
03/26/24 7:50:25 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Only if the evil is profitable, otherwise its kinda lame

The real question is why WOULDNT anyone want a Cessna?

DrizztLink posted...
...enough is enough
Maybe Ill watch it tonight, but I only have Disney Plus and Netflix so hopefully its on one of those

thronedfire2 posted...
you put your snake in a box?
My ex put my snake in a box
Well, her bf put my snake in the box to be exactly honest
My ex is recovering from an abscess in her taint
Its a long story

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Heineken14
03/26/24 7:52:54 PM
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Harpie posted...
Maybe Ill watch it tonight, but I only have Disney Plus and Netflix so hopefully its on one of those

https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/anaconda-1

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Harpie
03/26/24 7:53:17 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
Eeeehh!

What kind of snake? I've thought about getting another, but don't even feel I give my 2 dogs proper attention atm so don't want to bring something else in here.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7ebcd70a.jpg
Shes a leucistic ball python! And fair enough, but Ive had a lot of animals, and imo snakes are by far the easiest the care for.
For example I feed Luma once a month, and I clean up her poo once a month. And make sure she has water of course, but thats all

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Mistere_Man
03/26/24 7:53:23 PM
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Hopefully there is no plastic inside the box like a plastic bag as the fumes from plastic can kill snakes.

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Heineken14
03/26/24 7:54:29 PM
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Harpie posted...
Shes a leucistic ball python! And fair enough, but Ive had a lot of animals, and imo snakes are by far the easiest the care for.
For example I feed Luma once a month, and I clean up her poo once a month. And make sure she has water of course, but thats all

Oh she's beautiful!

And yeah, had a boa when I was a kid, so know all about the feedings and the poopings. lol

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Harpie
03/26/24 7:54:49 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Imagine a porch pirate stealing that box and opening it up.

Just kidding I don't actually want anything bad to happen to your pet.
Nah Im not risking that, or her being on a delivery truck all day either. Shell be shipping to the onsite FedEx at the airport, so Ill pick her up there all safe and sound tomorrow morning ^^

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thronedfire2
03/26/24 7:55:19 PM
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Harpie posted...
Only if the evil is profitable, otherwise its kinda lame

The real question is why WOULDNT anyone want a Cessna?

Maybe Ill watch it tonight, but I only have Disney Plus and Netflix so hopefully its on one of those

My ex put my snake in a box
Well, her bf put my snake in the box to be exactly honest
My ex is recovering from an abscess in her taint
Its a long story

well I...hope your snake is ok!

?

she probably needs a bidet if she has a taint abscess

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Mistere_Man
03/26/24 7:55:31 PM
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Beautiful snake!

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Crimsoness
03/26/24 7:56:09 PM
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Harpie posted...
My ex put my snake in a box
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HorsemnBusiness
03/26/24 7:57:16 PM
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Poor ex probably thought you would figure out your life and come back to them if they took care of your snake

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Harpie
03/26/24 8:03:09 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Does your anaconda not want none unless I got buns, hun?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d1447ac1.jpg

Mistere_Man posted...
Hopefully there is no plastic inside the box like a plastic bag as the fumes from plastic can kill snakes.
No worries, Im a pro
The box is aerated, full of newspaper, and she herself in in a cotton bag

Heineken14 posted...
Oh she's beautiful!

And yeah, had a boa when I was a kid, so know all about the feedings and the poopings. lol
Thank you!

Ooh what kinda boa? What happened you your lil guy?

thronedfire2 posted...
well I...hope your snake is ok!

?

she probably needs a bidet if she has a taint abscess
._.

Also, way ahead of you LOL

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/858b71ed.jpg

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thronedfire2
03/26/24 8:08:07 PM
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Harpie posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d1447ac1.jpg

No worries, Im a pro
The box is aerated, full of newspaper, and she herself in in a cotton bag

Thank you!

Ooh what kinda boa? What happened you your lil guy?

._.

Also, way ahead of you LOL

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/858b71ed.jpg

lmao

I wonder how many CEmen will ask about the 3rd hole, because I'm somewhat curious

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Harpie
03/26/24 8:08:32 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
( )
ur cracking me up rn Crimson LOL

HorsemnBusiness posted...
Poor ex probably thought you would figure out your life and come back to them if they took care of your snake
Lore dump:
Nah she was PISSED that I left her and started dating a man.. said that was the worst thing you could do to a lesbian. Well jokes on her, her gf transitioned to a bf so it looks like we both ended up dating a man
Check MATE
I wish her and her bf all the best btw Im just being silly lol

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DrizztLink
03/26/24 8:09:50 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
lmao

I wonder how many CEmen will ask about the 3rd hole, because I'm somewhat curious
You forgot about the urethra.

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Heineken14
03/26/24 8:10:01 PM
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Harpie posted...
Ooh what kinda boa? What happened you your lil guy?

Red tail. It eventually died. Was around 12ft or so when it went. Had it for like 15 years or so.

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thronedfire2
03/26/24 8:10:17 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
You forgot about the urethra

no, I just couldn't decide if it was that or the mouth

I've never heard of anyone remark on their urethra's cleanliness before

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Harpie
03/26/24 8:10:58 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
lmao

I wonder how many CEmen will ask about the 3rd hole, because I'm somewhat curious
Well it should actually be 4 holes, but the joke was:
1) Butthole
2) Vagina
3) Abscess Hole post-surgery

I did forget the pee hole tho
everyone forgets the pee hole ._.

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Crimsoness
03/26/24 8:11:46 PM
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Harpie posted...
Abscess Hole post-surgery
That sounds horrible

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thronedfire2
03/26/24 8:11:58 PM
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Harpie posted...
Well it should actually be 4 holes, but the joke was:
1) Butthole
2) Vagina
3) Abscess Hole post-surgery

I did forget the pee hole tho
everyone forgets the pee hole ._.

..I forgot an abscess would leave a hole :(

I didn't forget the pee hole

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Mistere_Man
03/26/24 8:14:00 PM
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Harpie posted...


No worries, Im a pro
The box is aerated, full of newspaper, and she herself in in a cotton bag

Perfect! Sorry I had to ask, I just saw a show where someone put a python in a garbage bag for a short drive and well it didnt make it sadly.

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Harpie
03/26/24 8:53:27 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Sort of, you have to go through a licensed reptile shipper
Which aint cheap, btw
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Heineken14 posted...
Red tail. It eventually died. Was around 12ft or so when it went. Had it for like 15 years or so.
Wow, you had him a long time! If you got another snake, would you get one of similar size or smaller?

Crimsoness posted...
That sounds horrible
It is. Shes on the mend now though, and hopefully shell be back to normal in a few weeks. She hasnt been able to sit down for a while

Mistere_Man posted...
Perfect! Sorry I had to ask, I just saw a show where someone put a python in a garbage bag for a short drive and well it didnt make it sadly.
Wtf a trash bag??
You must have very limited brain cells to think putting a living animal in a plastic bag is a good idea

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I mean, itll probably never happen for me either. I would like to think that getting a pilots license is possible though. Sometimes its good to have dreams and aspirations that are probably too lofty to achieve; it gives me something to dream about and aspire towards ^^

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Harpie
03/26/24 8:55:57 PM
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Should I update this topic tomorrow or should I make an adventure topic of me picking her up from the airport and unboxing her?

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Mistere_Man
03/26/24 9:04:16 PM
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Harpie posted...


Wtf a trash bag??
You must have very limited brain cells to think putting a living animal in a plastic bag is a good idea


Well it wasnt me just to be clear, it was on an animal rescue show I was watching once, and yes they didnt seem the brightest of bulbs. I couldnt believe it either honestly, and I apologize for asking, but I just wanted to be safe not sorry, and check just in case.

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SomeLikeItHoth
03/26/24 9:07:36 PM
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Harpie posted...
should I make an adventure topic of me picking her up from the airport and unboxing her?
An unboxing video would be amazing.

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Heineken14
03/26/24 10:01:01 PM
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Harpie posted...
Wow, you had him a long time! If you got another snake, would you get one of similar size or smaller?

Definitely something smaller. It WAS so cool getting it out in the summer and letting it crawl around our big back yard, it'd go for a swim in the pool... not sure if chlorine was bad for it or not but it never seemed to mind. lol

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deathpainter
03/27/24 12:12:24 AM
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That's a great looking snake. I've always liked the blue eyed Lucy's. I have 7 snakes and my favorite is probably my candino ball python.

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solosnake
03/27/24 12:23:07 AM
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seems kind of fucked up to shove your snake in a box and ship it off. But ive never owned a snake so idk.

Glad you two will be reunited though, i wonder if it will remember you?

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