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Shadowblade
03/28/24 2:26:34 PM
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In the balls once a day for 5 years. Mike Tyson will randomly appear once a day and punch you as hard as he can. You won't suffer any medical problems from the punch. They will magically turn back to normal. You will just feel the pian of the punch for at least 30 minutes.
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Cocytus
03/28/24 2:27:05 PM
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Ok

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BucketCat
03/28/24 2:28:28 PM
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sure, I make way less than that and the mental anguish my current job gives me can't be much worse than the physical pain of mikes fists of fury.

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K181
03/28/24 2:29:02 PM
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Even discounting the magic lack of a medical risk, no thanks.

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Mechu
03/28/24 2:29:20 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6ecf7a7d.jpg

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ArkhamOrigins
03/28/24 2:29:50 PM
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Sure, I'll break his fist

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ellis123
03/28/24 2:30:56 PM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
Sure, I'll break his fist
And then he sues you for $5 million.

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Mechu
03/28/24 2:32:10 PM
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I wonder how many people voted yes without reading OP

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Azn_Psycho
03/28/24 2:33:37 PM
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$5 million but you must get punched by Mike Tyson.

I'm listening...

In the balls once a day for 5 years.

I'm out.

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Jupiter
03/28/24 2:34:37 PM
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K181 posted...
Even discounting the magic lack of a medical risk, no thanks.


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Jupiter
03/28/24 2:36:10 PM
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ArkhamOrigins posted...
Sure, I'll break his fist
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

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youenjoymyself1
03/28/24 2:37:19 PM
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Jupiter posted...
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

or in this case, the dick

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C-zom
03/28/24 2:37:20 PM
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I casually swung open a low fridge door into my balls today (Slowly as in calmly looking for something, it barely moved) and the angle was just right I was doubled over for five minutes.

Yes, you're immune to ruptures or losing the grapes but it isn't stopping the pain from being as if you did. That kind of pain can shock the system, make you puke, pass out, or skip a beat in your heart. Or all at once. Every day? 1825 times? No, dude, lol.

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Mistere_Man
03/28/24 2:38:05 PM
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Jupiter posted...
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"
Your balls are in your mouth? Damn you are flexible!

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youenjoymyself1
03/28/24 2:39:17 PM
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If you could guarantee no permanent damage I would no problem

can it be that much worse than kidney stones? I get those for free

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Doe
03/28/24 2:39:17 PM
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You would get PTSD.

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Starrky
03/28/24 2:42:45 PM
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Anything less than enough to be set for life is not worth being punched nearly two thousand times in your most sensitive area by a force equal to a car crash.

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Block_that_Kick
03/28/24 2:43:22 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/54ea908c.jpgIm ready!

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WingsOfGood
03/28/24 2:50:54 PM
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Ez

Being poor is worse than a punch in the balls
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RetuenOfDevsman
03/28/24 2:52:25 PM
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ellis123 posted...
And then he sues you for $5 million.
Sounds like a hell of a story to tell at parties. I'd take the deal for sure.

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ellis123
03/28/24 2:56:37 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Sounds like a hell of a story to tell at parties. I'd take the deal for sure.
"Some guy on gamefaqs.gamespot.fandom.com told me that they would pay me $5 million to get punched in the balls by Mike Tyson for a year. So of course I took the deal, and then ran Mike Tyson over with my car! Try and punch me in the balls now, Tyson!"

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Rosstin316
03/28/24 2:58:33 PM
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Even in his 50s this is basically $5 million but I die.

No thanks.

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/28/24 2:59:05 PM
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ellis123 posted...
"Some guy on gamefaqs.gamespot.fandom.com told me that they would pay me $5 million to get punched in the balls by Mike Tyson for a year. So of course I took the deal, and then ran Mike Tyson over with my car! Try and punch me in the balls now, Tyson!"
I was assuming ArkhamOrigins was going to let himself be punched in the balls, breaking Mike Tyson's hand in the process.

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ArkhamOrigins
03/28/24 3:00:21 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
I was assuming ArkhamOrigins was going to let himself be punched in the balls, breaking Mike Tyson's hand in the process.

Right I'm strong enough that it would break his fist and he would crumple to the ground like a little bitch

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PMarth2002
03/28/24 3:04:00 PM
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I'd probably come to regret it, but deal if the money's up front.

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Robot2600
03/28/24 3:38:47 PM
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no way. by the end of 5 years you'd probably like it.

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Rharyx211
03/28/24 3:46:17 PM
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Azn_Psycho posted...
$5 million but you must get punched by Mike Tyson.

I'm listening...

In the balls once a day for 5 years.

I'm out.

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