Current Events > Thing is, I WOULD pay 60 bucks for a Trump Bible

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If it were an audiobook of Trump attempting to read the King James Version aloud (which is what the Bible he's hawking is)

That'd be so worth 60 bucks

thats what the thing is?

When god created the earth it was tremendous, just tremendous. No other gods could achieve the same goal as bigly as this one let me tell you.

You couldn't pay me any amount of money to listen to Slug Virus read the Bible.

ForsakenHermit posted...

You couldn't pay me any amount of money to listen to Slug Virus read the Bible.

It'd be hilarious. Trump can't even read teleprompters let alone the King James

It'd also hive him go on his random tangents, the part where Onan "spills his seed" would be something else

HylianFox posted...

It'd be hilarious. Trump can't even read teleprompters let alone the King James

It'd also hive him go on his random tangents, the part where Onan "spills his seed" would be something else

Given the hatred you have for Slug Virus and religion in general + Christianity in particular something tells me the lolz well would dry up pretty damn quickly.

"Hate" is such a strong word.

If anything, I feel sorry for Trump. He is a clearly a sad, warped, frustrated old man who has desperately tried to fill the empty void in his life with money and praise.

Trump is a man who was not hugged as a child. Was never told "I love you" by any of his wives.

HylianFox posted...

"Hate" is such a strong word.

If anything, I feel sorry for Trump. He is a clearly a sad, warped, frustrated old man who has desperately tried to fill the empty void in his life with money and praise.

Trump is a man who was not hugged as a child. Was never told "I love you" by any of his wives.

So you deny hating Donald the Hutt but confirm the part about religion & Christianity?

Just curious

HylianFox posted...

He is a clearly a sad, warped, frustrated old man

I just love that movie!

trappedunderice posted...

When god created the earth it was tremendous, just tremendous. No other gods could achieve the same goal as bigly as this one let me tell you.

Well, I could have, if I was there. The other day I was talking to God, great guy, we talk a lot, and I was telling Him my plans to make America great again. And He said "Sir, sir your plans are brilliant, I wish I had thought up such brilliant plans when I created the Earth. You know so much about this."

Golden_Key33 posted...

Well, I could have, if I was there. The other day I was talking to God, great guy, we talk a lot, and I was telling Him my plans to make America great again. And He said "Sir, sir your plans are brilliant, I wish I had thought up such brilliant plans when I created the Earth. You know so much about this."

Okay, the mental image of Yahweh calling Trump sir is fucking hilarious.

He would let them use ai just so he doesn't have to work for it

And there was this GUY, his name was noah and god told him to build an ark. Not just any ark but an ark like you wouldn't believe, never seen before one of a kind. He took trillions and trillions of animals and rode that flood into the horizons fantastically.

HylianFox posted...

"Hate" is such a strong word.

If anything, I feel sorry for Trump. He is a clearly a sad, warped, frustrated old man who has desperately tried to fill the empty void in his life with money and praise.

Trump is a man who was not hugged as a child. Was never told "I love you" by any of his wives.

And I have no sympathy for him, because instead of breaking the cycle he did the same goddamn thing to his kids (aside from the daughter he wants to fuck), and now we'll likely be dealing with those braindead fuckspots for thirty years after Daddy Dumbest finally fucking expires.

trappedunderice posted...

When god created the earth it was tremendous, just tremendous. No other gods could achieve the same goal as bigly as this one let me tell you.

trappedunderice posted...

And there was this GUY, his name was noah and god told him to build an ark. Not just any ark but an ark like you wouldn't believe, never seen before one of a kind. He took trillions and trillions of animals and rode that flood into the horizons fantastically.

This would be funnier if you still didn't support the man.

But hey, at least you recognize that he talks without actually saying anything. That puts you ahead of most.

so all it is is the King James Bible, with an American flag cover? I thought it was some new version

trappedunderice posted...

And there was this GUY, his name was noah and god told him to build an ark. Not just any ark but an ark like you wouldn't believe, never seen before one of a kind. He took trillions and trillions of animals and rode that flood into the horizons fantastically.

And people came up to Noah with tears in their eyes and said "sir, your ark is going to save the world. You do such good work sir"