Current Events > dude no one in my house picks shit up if they drop it

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Dungeater
03/30/24 11:10:26 AM
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actual crazy behavior

its so little effort. u drop something, u bend over or u squat, u pick it up, ur done

ofc everyone else in this house is over 300lbs which might have something to do with it, but even when I was that big I still picked something up if I dropped it

man

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Giant_Aspirin
03/30/24 11:15:19 AM
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every time you pick up after someone, put that item on their bed or somewhere that forces them to address it

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Dungeater
03/30/24 11:26:36 AM
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thats too passive aggressive for me

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brestugo
03/31/24 10:03:29 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
every time you pick up after someone, put that item on their bed or somewhere that forces them to address it

This right here.

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R1masher
03/31/24 10:05:43 AM
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Drop a deuce and dont pick it up, now the shoe is on the other hand

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Winterking
03/31/24 10:37:25 AM
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Dungeater posted...
thats too passive aggressive for me
This, but if you find a solution please let me know. My wife is the worst about this. And now shes taught our kids how to do it. How do you correct your children of a behavior theyre actively obsevring from an authority figure?
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Dungeater
03/31/24 10:40:41 AM
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Winterking posted...
This, but if you find a solution please let me know. My wife is the worst about this. And now shes taught our kids how to do it. How do you correct your children of a behavior theyre actively obsevring from an authority figure?
dude id be so salty

i lucked tf out, my SO took inspiration from me doing this and now is a dynamo at picking shit up

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Tyranthraxus
03/31/24 10:41:24 AM
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Dude it's the same thing for me.

Except I live alone.

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cuttin_in_farm
03/31/24 10:53:07 AM
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Uhhh, examples of things people drop?

I dont understand how this happens. Do they not need the thing if they were carrying it?

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Guide
03/31/24 10:59:00 AM
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Shove it into their fat folds.

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Powdered_Toast
03/31/24 11:16:09 AM
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And I dropped this, and I dropped that, oh yeah I dropped, it dropped it, dropped it just like algebra class.

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TotallyNotAGirl
03/31/24 11:25:35 AM
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It's a little passive aggressive as well. But start laying out multiple tiny trash cans around high traffic areas.

Then you can start addressing it as "no excuse" when trash falls right next to an available trash can. Once the trend of trash can usage increases noticeably, consolidate the many tiny trash cans to bigger yet less.

You have now trained your household.

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pauIie
03/31/24 11:51:50 AM
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Dungeater posted...
thats too passive aggressive for me
give them the item

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Villain_S_Fiend
03/31/24 11:53:41 AM
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Dungeater posted...
thats too passive aggressive for me
Good for you. That passive aggressive shit is the worst. Just be aggressive, lol.

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Winterking
03/31/24 12:02:48 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Uhhh, examples of things people drop?

I dont understand how this happens. Do they not need the thing if they were carrying it?
Come in from outside, wearing a jacket. Walk past the hall closet where the jacket belongs because preoccupied. Drop the jacket on the couch because have to attend something. Skip the step where you come back to the jacket and hang it up.
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Dungeater
03/31/24 12:11:19 PM
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also, dropping small pieces of trash like papers and such

tossing a napkin to the trash, missing, then just walking away

god i hate the trash-miss trash

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Winterking
03/31/24 12:16:14 PM
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Dungeater posted...
also, dropping small pieces of trash like papers and such

tossing a napkin to the trash, missing, then just walking away

god i hate the trash-miss trash
Yes omg yes. Wifey will like pile the trash up in the can rather than pull the bag, so the kids will go to throw something away. Rather than pull the bag, or just ask me to grab it. The kids are starting to get better about the trash miss though. Starting.
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