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LonelyStoner 04/08/24 5:19:26 PM #1:	He had a one man job to do and refused to go without someone with him. He asked everyone in the office to go with him and when asked Why? he said I dont want to die alone. Then when he was told to stop being ridiculous he went around asking us all if we were right with Jesus. When everyone else told him no we suggested he take Brian, the guy almost the same age as him (18-20). He paused, looked at Brian, and said I dont want to die with Brian. I wouldve laughed if he werent so dead serious about the whole thing. --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:979808174] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>He had a one man job to do and refused to go without someone with him. He asked everyone in the office to go with him and when asked Why? he said I dont want to die alone. Then when he was told to stop being ridiculous he went around asking us all if we were right with Jesus.When everyone else told him no we suggested he take Brian, the guy almost the same age as him (18-20). He paused, looked at Brian, and said I dont want to die with Brian.I wouldve laughed if he werent so dead serious about the whole thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 04/08/24 5:20:25 PM #2:	LonelyStoner posted... When everyone else told him no we suggested he take Brian, the guy almost the same age as him (18-20). He paused, looked at Brian, and said I dont want to die with Brian. Lmfaooo --- S / K / Y / N / E <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:979808187] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>LonelyStoner posted... </cite><quote>When everyone else told him no we suggested he take Brian, the guy almost the same age as him (18-20). He paused, looked at Brian, and said I dont want to die with Brian.</quote>Lmfaooo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 04/08/24 5:21:33 PM #4:	LonelyStoner posted... When everyone else told him no we suggested he take Brian, the guy almost the same age as him (18-20). He paused, looked at Brian, and said I dont want to die with Brian. HOLY FUCK! Brian eternally BTFO --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:979808204] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>LonelyStoner posted... </cite><quote>When everyone else told him no we suggested he take Brian, the guy almost the same age as him (18-20). He paused, looked at Brian, and said I dont want to die with Brian.</quote>HOLY FUCK!Brian eternally BTFO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 04/08/24 5:22:09 PM #5:	Brian taking strays --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:979808214] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Brian taking strays </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwigsthePnoDude 04/08/24 5:23:08 PM #6:	Perfectly healthy multi-billion year old suns just don't suddenly eclipse. --- It wasnt a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover. ~ Donald Draper <cite>TwigsthePnoDude posted [p:979808234] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Perfectly healthy multi-billion year old suns just don't suddenly eclipse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
derp420 04/08/24 5:23:13 PM #7:	I had someone ask me where they should look when the eclipse started. --- It's the side effects that save us. ... <cite>derp420 posted [p:979808235] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>I had someone ask me where they should look when the eclipse started. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 04/08/24 5:23:30 PM #8:	So.... Did he die? --- Kremlin delenda est <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:979808241] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>So.... Did he die? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 04/08/24 5:24:04 PM #9:	Damn, Brian got fucked roasted --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:979808249] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Damn, Brian got fucked roasted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 04/08/24 5:25:10 PM #10:	So he thought it was the end of the world, but instead of spending it with loved ones he went into work anyways? That's dedication, give that man a raise. --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:979808265] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>So he thought it was the end of the world, but instead of spending it with loved ones he went into work anyways? That's dedication, give that man a raise. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 04/08/24 5:27:20 PM #11:	What did Brian do that was so bad that people don't want to die with him? --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:979808289] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>What did Brian do that was so bad that people don't want to die with him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner 04/08/24 5:29:32 PM #12:	a-c-a-b posted... What did Brian do that was so bad that people don't want to die with him? Hes not exactly.the best company. Hes not a bad person, hes just super lazy, not very bright, and rarely showers. --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:979808320] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>a-c-a-b posted... </cite><quote>What did Brian do that was so bad that people don't want to die with him?</quote>Hes not exactly.the best company. Hes not a bad person, hes just super lazy, not very bright, and rarely showers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 04/08/24 5:29:56 PM #13:	Brian = pwned --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979808328] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Brian = pwned </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonGear80 04/08/24 5:31:53 PM #14:	LonelyStoner posted... Hes not exactly.the best company. Hes not a bad person, hes just super lazy, not very bright, and rarely showers. Sounds better than the nut who thinks the rapture is gonna happen... --- PSN: ArsenalGear, NNID: CrimsonG80, XB GT: CrimsonG80 Last game(s) finished: Robocop: Rogue City (PS5), Star Wars Jedi: Survivor (PS5) <cite>CrimsonGear80 posted [p:979808356] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>LonelyStoner posted... </cite><quote>Hes not exactly.the best company. Hes not a bad person, hes just super lazy, not very bright, and rarely showers.</quote>Sounds better than the nut who thinks the rapture is gonna happen... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner 04/08/24 5:34:11 PM #15:	CrimsonGear80 posted... Sounds better than the nut who thinks the rapture is gonna happen... Brian is also super religious, so its kind of neck and neck. --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:979808393] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>CrimsonGear80 posted... </cite><quote>Sounds better than the nut who thinks the rapture is gonna happen...</quote>Brian is also super religious, so its kind of neck and neck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 04/08/24 5:38:00 PM #16:	Trumble posted... Brian = pwned Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:979808456] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted...</cite><quote>Brian = pwned</quote>Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/08/24 5:40:15 PM #17:	Somebody figure out who this Brian is and go give him a hug. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979808493] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Somebody figure out who this Brian is and go give him a hug. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OverlordHorizon 04/08/24 5:45:49 PM #18:	This isn't the medieval times anymore... even back then, they didn't die, lol <cite>OverlordHorizon posted [p:979808579] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>This isn't the medieval times anymore... even back then, they didn't die, lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 04/08/24 5:47:48 PM #19:	I wouldnt want to die with Brian either --- Go be a pancake <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:979808612] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>I wouldnt want to die with Brian either </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 04/08/24 5:50:20 PM #20:	I mean Brian probably doesn't want to die with Brian either. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:979808657] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>I mean Brian probably doesn't want to die with Brian either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 04/08/24 5:52:32 PM #21:	ROBANN_88 posted... So.... Did he die? Sadly yes. But he LIVED! --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) <cite>Umbreon posted [p:979808682] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>ROBANN_88 posted... </cite><quote>So.... Did he die?</quote>Sadly yes. But he LIVED! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 04/08/24 5:56:27 PM #22:	LonelyStoner posted... He had a one man job to do and refused to go without someone with him. He asked everyone in the office to go with him and when asked Why? he said I dont want to die alone. Then when he was told to stop being ridiculous he went around asking us all if we were right with Jesus. When everyone else told him no we suggested he take Brian, the guy almost the same age as him (18-20). He paused, looked at Brian, and said I dont want to die with Brian. I wouldve laughed if he werent so dead serious about the whole thing. Damn. Poor Brian lmao --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:979808731] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>LonelyStoner posted... </cite><quote>He had a one man job to do and refused to go without someone with him. He asked everyone in the office to go with him and when asked Why? he said I dont want to die alone. Then when he was told to stop being ridiculous he went around asking us all if we were right with Jesus.When everyone else told him no we suggested he take Brian, the guy almost the same age as him (18-20). He paused, looked at Brian, and said I dont want to die with Brian.I wouldve laughed if he werent so dead serious about the whole thing.</quote>Damn. Poor Brian lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartavisBryant 04/08/24 5:57:21 PM #23:	RIP Brian --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong <cite>MartavisBryant posted [p:979808745] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>RIP Brian </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 04/08/24 6:08:39 PM #24:	LonelyStoner posted... He paused, looked at Brian, and said I dont want to die with Brian. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f2dfd08d.jpg --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:979808879] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>LonelyStoner posted... </cite><quote>He paused, looked at Brian, and said I dont want to die with Brian.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f2dfd08d.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tremain07 04/08/24 6:59:37 PM #25:	Wow, how did Brian take it? Now I wonder who CE's "brian" is. --- A worthless existence <cite>tremain07 posted [p:979809610] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Wow, how did Brian take it? Now I wonder who CE's "brian" is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 04/08/24 7:00:59 PM #26:	Eclipses can melt steel beams. --- (He/Him) I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:979809627] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Eclipses can melt steel beams. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Realforce 04/08/24 7:02:01 PM #27:	I don't want to die with Brian either. --- 14900KS, 32GB 7200MHzC34,4090 STRIX, Thor II 1200W, STRIX Z790-E, 3x980 2TB, 1x990 2TB \| S90C 77",G3 55",C2 42" \| KEF R3,Arcam SA30,DB4S \| LCD-i4 <cite>Realforce posted [p:979809649] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>I don't want to die with Brian either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 04/08/24 7:09:19 PM #28:	LonelyStoner posted... Hes not exactly.the best company. Hes not a bad person, hes just super lazy, not very bright, and rarely showers. Eh, I wouldn't want to die with him either then >_> --- Neon >_> <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:979809760] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>LonelyStoner posted... </cite><quote>Hes not exactly.the best company. Hes not a bad person, hes just super lazy, not very bright, and rarely showers.</quote>Eh, I wouldn't want to die with him either then >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/08/24 7:24:51 PM #29:	Mother fuckin Brian. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:979809990] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Mother fuckin Brian. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 04/08/24 7:27:40 PM #30:	What did he say after the eclipse ended and the world was still here? <cite>Zikten posted [p:979810030] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>What did he say after the eclipse ended and the world was still here?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 04/08/24 7:29:47 PM #31:	The part where he looked right at Brian and said "I don't want to die with Brian". I'm dead, but not with Brian. --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:979810058] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>The part where he looked right at Brian and said "I don't want to die with Brian". I'm dead, but not with Brian. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hereforemnant 04/08/24 7:31:12 PM #32:	Damn, all Brians everywhere felt that <cite>hereforemnant posted [p:979810082] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Damn, all Brians everywhere felt that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 04/08/24 7:31:59 PM #33:	Fuck Brian, I hate Brian. --- Bees <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:979810093] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Fuck Brian, I hate Brian. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 04/08/24 7:42:20 PM #34:	Zikten posted... What did he say after the eclipse ended and the world was still here? Brian somehow ruined everything again. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:979810218] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite><quote>What did he say after the eclipse ended and the world was still here?</quote>Brian somehow ruined everything again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 04/08/24 8:54:35 PM #35:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:979811703] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOtherMike 04/08/24 9:08:55 PM #36:	I wouldn't want to die with Brian either. Fuck that guy. --- Only two things can end a Republican's career - a dead girl or a live boy. <cite>TheOtherMike posted [p:979811946] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't want to die with Brian either. Fuck that guy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/09/24 7:55:37 AM #37:	tremain07 posted... Wow, how did Brian take it? Now I wonder who CE's "brian" is. There's a little Brian in all of us. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979817165] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite><quote>Wow, how did Brian take it? Now I wonder who CE's "brian" is.</quote>There's a little Brian in all of us. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 04/09/24 10:57:19 AM #38:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... There's a little Brian in all of us. But I'm not Messiah! I'm not even a Roman! --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:979819041] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>There's a little Brian in all of us.</quote>But I'm not Messiah! I'm not even a Roman! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 04/09/24 11:04:09 AM #39:	DarthDemented posted... But I'm not Messiah! I'm not even a Roman! Your father was a Woman? --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:979819130] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>DarthDemented posted... </cite><quote>But I'm not Messiah! I'm not even a Roman!</quote>Your father was a Woman? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 04/09/24 11:34:40 AM #40:	I don't want to die with Brian either. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:979819495] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>I don't want to die with Brian either.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 04/09/24 11:42:53 AM #41:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Anti-science propaganda and conspiracy theories have overrun the internet, so we're now at the point that a simple and insanely predictable thing like an eclipse is fuel for idiots to spread nonsense. Look at any science video on instagram or youtube and read the comments if you want to die a little inside. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:979819614] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Anti-science propaganda and conspiracy theories have overrun the internet, so we're now at the point that a simple and insanely predictable thing like an eclipse is fuel for idiots to spread nonsense. Look at any science video on instagram or youtube and read the comments if you want to die a little inside. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CARRRNE_ASADA 04/09/24 12:03:44 PM #42:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Its a big deal when its your first ever and your mind is still impressionable enough to believe in conspiracies. --- SEXY SEXY! <cite>CARRRNE_ASADA posted [p:979819859] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Its a big deal when its your first ever and your mind is still impressionable enough to believe in conspiracies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner 04/09/24 1:41:30 PM #43:	CARRRNE_ASADA posted... Its a big deal when its your first ever and your mind is still impressionable enough to believe in conspiracies. The last eclipse was 7 years ago, though. This guy is 19-20 --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:979821403] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>CARRRNE_ASADA posted... </cite><quote>Its a big deal when its your first ever and your mind is still impressionable enough to believe in conspiracies.</quote>The last eclipse was 7 years ago, though. This guy is 19-20 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 04/09/24 3:15:41 PM #44:	LonelyStoner posted... The last eclipse was 7 years ago, though. This guy is 19-20 i assume you mean "last eclipse visible from US mainland"? --- Kremlin delenda est <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:979822969] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>LonelyStoner posted... </cite><quote>The last eclipse was 7 years ago, though. This guy is 19-20</quote>i assume you mean "last eclipse visible from US mainland"? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClayGuida 04/09/24 3:21:03 PM #45:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0b9c1d6c.jpg --- lolAmerica <cite>ClayGuida posted [p:979823058] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0b9c1d6c.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 04/09/24 3:27:37 PM #46:	tremain07 posted... Wow, how did Brian take it? Now I wonder who CE's "brian" is. It's def johnny_nutcase --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:979823175] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>tremain07 posted... </cite><quote>Wow, how did Brian take it? Now I wonder who CE's "brian" is.</quote>It's def johnny_nutcase </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner 04/09/24 10:44:02 PM #47:	ROBANN_88 posted... i assume you mean "last eclipse visible from US mainland"? Yes. --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:979829761] in Literal wo... [t:80742428]...</cite> <quote>ROBANN_88 posted... </cite><quote>i assume you mean "last eclipse visible from US mainland"?</quote>Yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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