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cjsdowg
04/09/24 12:05:44 PM
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See when a big person does something silly. People will first think about their size over anything else

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Kurt_Russel
04/09/24 12:07:48 PM
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Could have been worse.
She could have pooped herself like that one fighter did after he got choked out.

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DipDipDiver
04/09/24 12:17:54 PM
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What even is this fight? Wildly mismatched fighters, and the bigger one doesn't look like she's ever fought a day in her life

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Guide
04/09/24 12:33:50 PM
#54:


DipDipDiver posted...
What even is this fight? Wildly mismatched fighters, and the bigger one doesn't look like she's ever fought a day in her life

she fought the dietician

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itcheyness
04/09/24 12:36:14 PM
#55:


DipDipDiver posted...
What even is this fight? Wildly mismatched fighters, and the bigger one doesn't look like she's ever fought a day in her life
It's a gimmick match from some Czech outfit that specializes in them. They do stuff like 2v1 fights too, this is probably fake as hell.

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s0nicfan
04/09/24 12:38:04 PM
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Beveren_Rabbit posted...
people making comments about how they are reminded of big enemy bosses that have to be defeated by tricking them into charging at a wall are being unnecessarily mean. This is a human being that got hurt. She wasn't being toxic. be nice.

She's literally in a fighting ring presumably acting with the intent to knock out her opponent. It's okay to be a little mean to someone who would beat the fuck out of someone for sport. I'm sure they can handle it.

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Strider102
04/09/24 1:10:56 PM
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You all mock and laugh at her, but, imagine the damage she'll inflict on her opponents once she perfects her technique.

The entire planet is at risk, we're incredibly lucky she was in a ring. However once her technique is perfected not even the ring can protect us.

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Guide
04/09/24 1:17:28 PM
#58:


Honestly, she only lost by a thin margin, if the cage didn't redirect the force, she would've landed Earthquake.

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SauI_Goodman
04/09/24 1:25:20 PM
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The fact she don't even got her hands up makes me wonder if she's a fighter

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SilvosForever
04/09/24 1:26:22 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
I am reminded of that pasty skinned fatass white boxer with the funny name.

Butter Bean?

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Guide
04/09/24 1:30:40 PM
#61:


SauI_Goodman posted...
The fact she don't even got her hands up makes me wonder if she's a fighter

If hands up make you a fighter, she's the God of War if you put a corncob in front of her.

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pikakaeru
04/09/24 1:31:10 PM
#62:


Guide posted...
If hands up make you a fighter, she's the God of War if you put a corncob in front of her.
youre thoroughly enjoying this, arent you?

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SauI_Goodman
04/09/24 2:32:45 PM
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Guide posted...
If hands up make you a fighter, she's the God of War if you put a corncob in front of her.
She don't look like she eats healthy. Make it a pizza.

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LinkDaLunatic
04/09/24 5:21:34 PM
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lol shut the fuck up

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DrizztLink
04/09/24 5:26:03 PM
#68:


cjsdowg posted...
See when a big person does something silly. People will first think about their size over anything else
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LinkDaLunatic
04/09/24 5:28:35 PM
#69:


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go find posts of me doing so. there aren't any, so have fun.

no, the real reason i told you to shut the fuck up is because this topic wasn't about that drama and you're trying to make it about that drama.

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DrizztLink
04/09/24 5:30:43 PM
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LinkDaLunatic posted...
no, the real reason i told you to shut the fuck up is because this topic wasn't about that drama and you're trying to make it about that drama.
That's because you refuse to think about her point for more than a quarter of a second.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/09/24 5:35:14 PM
#72:


Why are they giving her water out of a Crisco bottle?

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ShineboxPhil
04/09/24 5:38:48 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Why are they giving her water out of a Crisco bottle?

They ran out of diet coke

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LinkDaLunatic
04/09/24 5:41:25 PM
#74:


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i pick real random hills to die on, so the tone of your post made me want to comment on it. plus i don't follow the CE drama much so i didn't know you had all this beef going with users here lol if you're gonna light em up next thread, take screencaps.

DrizztLink posted...
That's because you refuse to think about her point for more than a quarter of a second.
i didn't say she was wrong though

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Prestoff
04/09/24 5:47:10 PM
#75:


I wonder what's the context behind this "fight" because no way in hell was this some kind of official match, maybe a joke exhibition match or something. I've seen big girls fight in MMA and the way this girl charged shows she has no experience at all in the sport.

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InTheEyesOfFire
04/09/24 5:49:59 PM
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Big fighter rolled a nat 1 to smaller fighter, who clearly prepared a reaction.

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The_Popo
04/09/24 5:51:00 PM
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Its like the Bane fight in Arkham Asylum

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Prestoff
04/09/24 6:03:50 PM
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LOL

Okay I got a good laugh out of this. Now I really want to research this when I get back home from work. Thanks.

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Smackems
04/09/24 6:05:31 PM
#82:


InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Big fighter rolled a nat 1 to smaller fighter, who clearly prepared a reaction.
"I wanna use my reaction to move to the right a little when she charges me"

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DKBananaSlamma
04/09/24 9:01:55 PM
#83:


The_Popo posted...
Its like the Bane fight in Arkham Asylum
The mutant Joker fight is like that too wasnt it? Just fucking let him slam into the wall and then jump on top and beat him up? I haven't played Asylum since launch but I remember that boss fight being lame as fuck

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Sufferedphoenix
04/09/24 10:42:12 PM
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Reminds me of a time I saw a sumo match between a tiny dude and a big dude. Tiny dude just side stepped thr big dude and guided him out of the ring. Thr weight difference was even worse than this match.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/09/24 11:40:02 PM
#85:


DKBananaSlamma posted...
The mutant Joker fight is like that too wasnt it? Just fucking let him slam into the wall and then jump on top and beat him up? I haven't played Asylum since launch but I remember that boss fight being lame as fuck
Not really. He would jump down, swing at you a few times, then jump back up, turn around and look at the helicopter for some reason, giving you the chance to Batclaw him, making him turn around as he fell (also for some reason) and get his fingernails stuck in the floor while you beat him up a bit.

Yeah. I love that game but it was one of the lamest bosses ever, NGL.

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Guide
04/09/24 11:47:19 PM
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pikakaeru posted...
youre thoroughly enjoying this, arent you?
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Tyranthraxus
04/09/24 11:53:51 PM
#87:


Prestoff posted...
I wonder what's the context behind this "fight" because no way in hell was this some kind of official match, maybe a joke exhibition match or something. I've seen big girls fight in MMA and the way this girl charged shows she has no experience at all in the sport.

You can do anything you want in an exhibition like the time Mike Tyson fought a 10 year old girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoaSmvofoqU

There's also the semi famous challenge that the Williams sisters issued to "any man outside of the top 100 ranked" where they both lost badly to a guy ranked 157 or something like that.

Then some people assumed it was because he was a man and not because he was a professional athlete so you have some idiots who challenged some pro female MMA fighters with absolutely zero experience hoping to win entirely on the power of penis-having and got fucking embarrassed.

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LonelyStoner
04/09/24 11:56:52 PM
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What the fuck was that lmao. Are there no weight classes in their league?

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Guide
04/10/24 12:34:42 AM
#89:


Tyranthraxus posted...
Then some people assumed it was because he was a man and not because he was a professional athlete so you have some idiots who challenged some pro female MMA fighters with absolutely zero experience hoping to win entirely on the power of penis-having and got fucking embarrassed.

Laymen constantly underestimate the relevance of being bad at something vs not actually being involved in that something. The worst pro softballer is still going to mog any man who has never thrown a softball pitch. A plain-ass yellow belt in judo is still going to drop someone with no combat training. The guy who beat the Williams was a chainsmoker with little concern for his physical conditioning, but he still knew how to play well enough to be ranked, even if it was a low rank. That's when significant physical stat adjustments are going to make or break a contest.

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Phoro
04/10/24 6:15:27 PM
#91:


Guide posted...
she fought the dietician

She won.

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GiftedACIII
04/10/24 6:25:09 PM
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I respect her for being a boxer but that clip is definitely a boss fight IRL lol

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ShineboxPhil
04/10/24 9:21:58 PM
#93:


GiftedACIII posted...
I respect her for being a boxer but that clip is definitely a boss fight IRL lol

She was a bigger jobber than the electrocutioner from arkham orgins.

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Hornezz
04/13/24 8:27:19 AM
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The game plan:
  1. Charge face forward
  2. ???
  3. Win fight

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-Crissaegrim-
04/13/24 8:38:13 AM
#96:


SNORLAX used BODY SLAM!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

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Tanthalas
04/13/24 8:56:40 AM
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Your whole post is pretty much what I imagined would happen.

Trained men would win against trained women in sports where physical strength and size matters, but trained women would win against random idiots who think being male instantly makes them better at any sport than women.

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Sufferedphoenix
04/13/24 9:24:44 AM
#98:


Tanthalas posted...
Your whole post is pretty much what I imagined would happen.

Trained men would win against trained women in sports where physical strength and size matters, but trained women would win against random idiots who think being male instantly makes them better at any sport than women.

I mean it probably depends. Say the big show got in the ring (or someone his size) with a trained 150 pound woman. He's got a chance at winning I'd bet.

This reminds me of two stories though. My grandad was working security at a bus station and there was a young man who weighed like 350-400 pounds but he was constantly coming in upset cause he got beat up on his walk up there. Grandad told him to stop being a wuss and fight back dude said he couldn't fight. Dude beating him up was apparently much smaller in terms of weight. So my grandad told him I bet you are stronger and definitely heavier. Grab them take/throw them to the ground and drop all your weight on them and let them. And apparently it worked guy came in the next day happy and confident acting.

Other story I was at a wrestling tournament competing and between matches I got to see this 5 year old girl get a tooth knocked out by a boy wrestling. She won the match still. She was so happy she done forgot about the tooth.

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Sufferedphoenix
04/13/24 10:28:04 AM
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Only hope is to take em out at the knees. Combat sports don't generally allow for cheap tactics though but real world...

I'm talking straight attempting to break their leg at the knee.

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