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Will_VIIII
04/09/24 12:54:10 PM
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Every meal you eat going forward has to come from Golden Corral. This will persist if the company goes completely under. All meals will be delivered to you for free to your specifications provided it's something they've served in the past. You can also go into any location free of charge.

If you're at a special event, a restaurant, etc the meal you're given turns into the closest equivalent Golden Corral could make. Example, a sushi roll becoming fish and rice.

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nekrodev
04/09/24 12:54:33 PM
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was there supposed to be a downside?

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MarthGoomba
04/09/24 12:54:55 PM
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Never heard of it. Are they good or bad

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Will_VIIII
04/09/24 12:54:55 PM
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nekrodev posted...
was there supposed to be a downside?
It's Golden Corral

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nekrodev
04/09/24 12:55:33 PM
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Will_VIIII posted...
It's Golden Corral

I'm still waiting on the downside.

for context: we no longer have a Golden Corral where I live, but I always loved it when i was younger.

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JoeDangIt
04/09/24 12:55:39 PM
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I'd take it just to not have to ever fix anything myself again.
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LeoRavus
04/09/24 12:56:26 PM
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The closest one is about 35 minutes away, but sure. I'd stock up on meals when I go and freeze some for later.

Edit: Wait, I don't think they let you take food home since it's a buffet? Or do they do takeout too? If you have to physically go there for every meal with no food at home I'd pass.

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PurpleOutsider
04/09/24 12:59:18 PM
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Uh... sure. I've never been to it (just looked it up and the closest one is like 40 miles away, in a city I never go to), but free food is free food.

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Akuryu
04/09/24 12:59:34 PM
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I'd take it. The amount of time and money I'd save over a lifetime more than make up for the mediocre food.
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Will_VIIII
04/09/24 12:59:40 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
The closest one is about 35 minutes away, but sure. I'd stock up on meals when I go and freeze some for later.

Edit: Wait, I don't think they let you take food home since it's a buffet? Or do they do takeout too? If you have to physically go there for every meal I'd pass.
It'll be delivered to you

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modena
04/09/24 12:59:40 PM
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Only if one was closer.i like Golden Corral.

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Zergrush80
04/09/24 1:09:17 PM
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I just ate at Golden Corral the other day and they still fire. Id take that deal in a heartbeat.

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Jiek_Fafn
04/09/24 1:11:34 PM
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I ate at one recently. I was expecting mediocre cafeteria food. It was way worse than that. Picking out a few palatable items out of the sea of outright gross was too much work.

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Homeless_Waifu
04/09/24 1:12:34 PM
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Maybe if it was dennys or ihop

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Nunyobidness
04/09/24 1:13:12 PM
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Pass, the last time I had Golden Corral I ended up in the bathroom sitting on the toilet while also holding a trashcan because I wasn't sure what end things were going to come out first.
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eggcorn
04/09/24 1:17:17 PM
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I have no idea what that is. Do they have healthy options? Like enought to get everything you need?

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Bass
04/09/24 1:18:12 PM
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Free food delivered for life? Yes please.

eggcorn posted...
I have no idea what that is. Do they have healthy options? Like enought to get everything you need?
It's a buffet so yeah they have a salad bar and stuff.

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mystic_belmont
04/09/24 1:21:49 PM
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Their brunch was straight fire, so yes please.

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pikakaeru
04/09/24 1:22:36 PM
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Bass posted...
It's a buffet so yeah they have a salad bar and stuff.
healthy salad tho or "healthy" salad?

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nekrodev
04/09/24 1:24:47 PM
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pikakaeru posted...
healthy salad tho or "healthy" salad?

I mean, you put what you want on it

i'm sure a lot of the options are very processed foods, but like, lettuce is lettuce, right? their lettuce isn't super salty or by default drenched in ranch dressing.

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Paragon21XX
04/09/24 1:25:34 PM
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pikakaeru posted...
healthy salad tho or "healthy" salad?
However you want it to be.

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pikakaeru
04/09/24 1:26:46 PM
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egg and alfalfa?

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ThePieReborn
04/09/24 1:41:40 PM
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I can imagine worse things.

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Bleuets
04/09/24 1:46:59 PM
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Im in, they got some good foods. I especially like it for breakfast
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LonelyStoner
04/09/24 1:47:45 PM
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Fuck no.

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nekrodev
04/09/24 1:50:22 PM
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i legit want some Golden Corral rolls right now. i'm craving. nearest one is an hour away, tho.

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Sheiky-Baby
04/09/24 1:51:57 PM
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How is this even remotely bad, unless tc says it's coming from the dumpsters, or left overs.

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