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Revelation34 05/04/24 6:04:57 AM #101:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 22: What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say? ~~I hear invoices~~ ~~6/10, not bad.~~ How do you call the other one offensive but not this one? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:980232063] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted...</cite><quote>Day 22:What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?I hear invoices 6/10, not bad.</quote>How do you call the other one offensive but not this one? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/04/24 9:29:13 PM #102:	Day 23: What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? ~~Where's Pop Corn?~~ 4/10. It would have worked better if they could have come up with a pun that works for Mama too. I can't really think of one, to be fair. I'd have probably just come up with a different joke, or left out the Mama altogether. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980243533] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 23:What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?Where's Pop Corn?4/10. It would have worked better if they could have come up with a pun that works for Mama too. I can't really think of one, to be fair. I'd have probably just come up with a different joke, or left out the Mama altogether. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 05/04/24 9:32:09 PM #103:	ThatGeminiGuy posted... Aht! Aht! Aht! Um... yeah, I am replaying Radiant Historia right now so I definitely read this differently. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:980243571] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>ThatGeminiGuy posted... </cite><quote>Aht! Aht! Aht!</quote>Um... yeah, I am replaying Radiant Historia right now so I definitely read this differently. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
josifrees 05/04/24 9:40:28 PM #104:	Love bad jokes hardy har har get it --- Quit Crying <cite>josifrees posted [p:980243682] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Love bad jokes hardy har har get it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/05/24 9:53:50 AM #105:	Day 24: What do nuts say when they sneeze? ~~Cashew~~ ~~9/10, I got a good chuckle out of this one.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980249482] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 24:What do nuts say when they sneeze?Cashew9/10, I got a good chuckle out of this one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420 05/05/24 9:54:48 AM #106:	Haha I like that one. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. <cite>dummy420 posted [p:980249495] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Haha I like that one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 05/05/24 10:48:37 AM #107:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 24: What do nuts say when they sneeze? ~~Cashew~~ ~~9/10, I got a good chuckle out of this one.~~ https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/229b96fa.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:980250069] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 24:What do nuts say when they sneeze?Cashew9/10, I got a good chuckle out of this one.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/229b96fa.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/06/24 2:31:03 PM #108:	Day 25: How do you organize a space party? ~~You planet.~~ ~~8/10. My only comet: I like the pun.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980267899] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 25:How do you organize a space party?You planet.8/10. My only comet: I like the pun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/07/24 4:08:32 PM #109:	Day 26: What goes up when the rain comes down? ~~An umbrella.~~ ~~2/10, it's not so much a joke as a really easy riddle.~~ I looked ahead a bit, and you guys are gonna love Day 29. It's quite possibly my favorite yet. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980286235] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 26:What goes up when the rain comes down?An umbrella.2/10, it's not so much a joke as a really easy riddle.I looked ahead a bit, and you guys are gonna love Day 29. It's quite possibly my favorite yet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 05/07/24 4:11:04 PM #110:	Well that's writing on the wall if I've ever seen one. CE's gonna close for good sometime between now and day 29 of this topic. --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:980286269] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Well that's writing on the wall if I've ever seen one. CE's gonna close for good sometime between now and day 29 of this topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/08/24 8:31:13 PM #111:	Day 27: What do you call a pig that does karate? ~~A pork chop!~~ ~~7/10, not bad.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980307282] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 27:What do you call a pig that does karate?A pork chop!7/10, not bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 05/09/24 3:19:40 AM #112:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 27: What do you call a pig that does karate? ~~A pork chop!~~ ~~7/10, not bad.~~ https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/32471f76.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:980311451] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 27:What do you call a pig that does karate?A pork chop!7/10, not bad.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/32471f76.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/09/24 8:11:25 AM #113:	Day 28: How does a farmer keep track of his cattle? ~~With a cow-culator.~~ ~~7/10, I kinda like this one.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980312960] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 28:How does a farmer keep track of his cattle?With a cow-culator.7/10, I kinda like this one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 05/09/24 8:17:55 AM #114:	I'm glad you put the asinine ratings in spoiler tags, ruins the jokes otherwise --- 1 Like 0 Comments <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:980313005] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>I'm glad you put the asinine ratings in spoiler tags, ruins the jokes otherwise </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/09/24 8:21:23 AM #115:	Master_Kazuya posted... I'm glad you put the asinine ratings in spoiler tags, ruins the jokes otherwise I mean, I could always just stop rating them at all. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980313037] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Master_Kazuya posted... </cite><quote>I'm glad you put the asinine ratings in spoiler tags, ruins the jokes otherwise</quote>I mean, I could always just stop rating them at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420 05/09/24 1:14:14 PM #116:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... I mean, I could always just stop rating them at all. I enjoy the ratings. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. <cite>dummy420 posted [p:980316606] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>I mean, I could always just stop rating them at all.</quote>I enjoy the ratings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 05/09/24 4:32:54 PM #117:	dummy420 posted... I enjoy the ratings. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:980319747] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>dummy420 posted... </cite><quote>I enjoy the ratings.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/10/24 7:42:04 AM #118:	Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is... Day 29: What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit? ~~BA-NA-NA-NA~~ ~~10/10, positively delightful.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980328623] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is...Day 29:What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit?BA-NA-NA-NA10/10, positively delightful. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 05/10/24 8:13:19 AM #119:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is... Day 29: What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit? ~~BA-NA-NA-NA~~ ~~10/10, positively delightful.~~ https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/69b06d89.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:980328846] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is...Day 29:What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit?BA-NA-NA-NA10/10, positively delightful.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/69b06d89.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 05/10/24 9:56:08 AM #120:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is... Day 29: What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit? ~~BA-NA-NA-NA~~ ~~10/10, positively delightful.~~ Meh. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:980329749] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted...</cite><quote>Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is...Day 29:What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit?BA-NA-NA-NA10/10, positively delightful.</quote>Meh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 05/10/24 10:35:56 AM #121:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is... Day 29: What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit? ~~BA-NA-NA-NA~~ ~~10/10, positively delightful.~~ Truly great. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:980330204] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is...Day 29:What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit?BA-NA-NA-NA10/10, positively delightful.</quote>Truly great. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 05/10/24 12:09:01 PM #122:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is... Day 29: What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit? ~~BA-NA-NA-NA~~ ~~10/10, positively delightful.~~ Peak comedy. The last days were mostly pretty good, but this is just perfection. --- Planning is the process of replacing chance with error. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:980331503] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is...Day 29:What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit?BA-NA-NA-NA10/10, positively delightful.</quote>Peak comedy.The last days were mostly pretty good, but this is just perfection. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 05/10/24 1:05:56 PM #123:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is... Day 29: What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit? ~~BA-NA-NA-NA~~ ~~10/10, positively delightful.~~ https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8875793d.png --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:980332223] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is...Day 29:What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit?BA-NA-NA-NA10/10, positively delightful.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8875793d.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 05/11/24 10:52:50 AM #125:	Day 30: What do you call a T-Rex that's been beaten up? ~~Dino-sore.~~ ~~7/10, could be worse. Kinda violent but I like the pun.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980345247] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 30:What do you call a T-Rex that's been beaten up?Dino-sore.7/10, could be worse. Kinda violent but I like the pun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/12/24 7:31:15 PM #126:	Day 31: What did the beaver say to the tree? ~~It's been nice gnawing you.~~ ~~6/10, I kek'd ever so slightly.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980365660] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 31:What did the beaver say to the tree?It's been nice gnawing you.6/10, I kek'd ever so slightly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 05/12/24 7:37:56 PM #127:	I like that one. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:980365718] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>I like that one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/13/24 8:47:56 AM #128:	Day 32: Why didn't the sailors play cards? ~~Because the captain was on deck.~~ 3/10. I'm honestly not sure if I get this one. The captain is "on deck" as in not in his cabin. And then cards come in a "deck." Presumably, the captain will scold them for playing cards instead of working... It seems like there should be more to the joke. Like if he were physically standing on the deck of cards or something. I'm probably overthinking it and it's just not very funny. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980371739] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 32:Why didn't the sailors play cards?Because the captain was on deck.3/10. I'm honestly not sure if I get this one. The captain is "on deck" as in not in his cabin. And then cards come in a "deck." Presumably, the captain will scold them for playing cards instead of working... It seems like there should be more to the joke. Like if he were physically standing on the deck of cards or something. I'm probably overthinking it and it's just not very funny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 05/13/24 10:00:11 AM #129:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 32: Why didn't the sailors play cards? ~~Because the captain was on deck.~~ 3/10. I'm honestly not sure if I get this one. The captain is "on deck" as in not in his cabin. And then cards come in a "deck." Presumably, the captain will scold them for playing cards instead of working... It seems like there should be more to the joke. Like if he were physically standing on the deck of cards or something. I'm probably overthinking it and it's just not very funny. I think it would make more sense if the punch line was ~~Because the captain was on the deck.~~ --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:980372478] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 32:Why didn't the sailors play cards?Because the captain was on deck.3/10. I'm honestly not sure if I get this one. The captain is "on deck" as in not in his cabin. And then cards come in a "deck." Presumably, the captain will scold them for playing cards instead of working... It seems like there should be more to the joke. Like if he were physically standing on the deck of cards or something. I'm probably overthinking it and it's just not very funny.</quote>I think it would make more sense if the punch line was Because the captain was on the deck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 05/13/24 3:12:25 PM #130:	Bishop_Hastur posted... I think it would make more sense if the punch line was ~~Because the captain was on the deck.~~ Agreed. Otherwise it's kinda nonsensical. --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:980376602] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Bishop_Hastur posted... </cite><quote>I think it would make more sense if the punch line was Because the captain was on the deck.</quote>Agreed. Otherwise it's kinda nonsensical. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
absolutebuffoon 05/13/24 3:20:31 PM #131:	Pretty sure that is supposed to essentially be the punchline. They just wanted to use the phrase as it's typically said and sacrificed the grammar a tiny bit to make it work. --- Gamefolks.proboards.com. The newest and greatest spinoff site <cite>absolutebuffoon posted [p:980376720] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure that is supposed to essentially be the punchline. They just wanted to use the phrase as it's typically said and sacrificed the grammar a tiny bit to make it work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/14/24 2:39:05 PM #132:	I double-checked just in case I screwed up, and it definitely says ~~on deck~~. Weird. Anyway, Day 33: What do you do with a sick boat? ~~Take it to the doc!~~ ~~8/10, I actually really like this one, lol.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980392222] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>I double-checked just in case I screwed up, and it definitely says on deck. Weird.Anyway, Day 33:What do you do with a sick boat?Take it to the doc!8/10, I actually really like this one, lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
absolutebuffoon 05/14/24 2:56:33 PM #133:	It would say that, because that's the correct phrase. I'm saying the punchline was willing to say ~~on deck instead of on the deck~~ because ~~on deck~~ is the phrase and they expected people to recognize what else it could mean even without ~~"the"~~ It's like calling an Irish lawn chair ~~Paddy O' Furniture~~ you don't go, "But that's not how you spell ~~patio."~~ They know that, the joke is the secondary meaning you can recognize even if the spelling or grammar is different. . --- Gamefolks.proboards.com. The newest and greatest spinoff site <cite>absolutebuffoon posted [p:980392432] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>It would say that, because that's the correct phrase. I'm saying the punchline was willing to say on deck instead of on the deck because on deck is the phrase and they expected people to recognize what else it could mean even without "the"It's like calling an Irish lawn chair Paddy O' Furniture you don't go, "But that's not how you spell patio." They know that, the joke is the secondary meaning you can recognize even if the spelling or grammar is different. . </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/15/24 5:59:47 PM #134:	Day 34: The cemetery looks really crowded... ~~People must be dying to get in there!~~ ~~4/10, yeah yeah.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980410247] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 34:The cemetery looks really crowded...People must be dying to get in there!4/10, yeah yeah. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/16/24 9:17:46 AM #135:	Day 35: What do cats eat for breakfast? ~~Mice Krispies~~ ~~6/10, it's mildly amusing I guess.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980418676] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 35:What do cats eat for breakfast?Mice Krispies6/10, it's mildly amusing I guess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Whiterun_Guard_ 05/17/24 12:47:31 AM #136:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is... Day 29: What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit? ~~BA-NA-NA-NA~~ ~~10/10, positively delightful.~~ can someone explain this one to me? --- No lollygaggin'. <cite>Whiterun_Guard_ posted [p:980431065] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Brothers and sisters of Current Events, today is the day! It is...Day 29:What was Ludwig von Beethoven's favorite fruit?BA-NA-NA-NA10/10, positively delightful.</quote>can someone explain this one to me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/17/24 1:35:14 AM #137:	Whiterun_Guard_ posted... can someone explain this one to me? https://youtu.be/fOk8Tm815lE?si=_GH-IqsedOZ-V6Qo ~~BA-NA-NA-NA~~ ~~(Try singing the opening yourself)~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980431454] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Whiterun_Guard_ posted... </cite><quote>can someone explain this one to me?</quote>https://youtu.be/fOk8Tm815lE?si=_GH-IqsedOZ-V6QoBA-NA-NA-NA (Try singing the opening yourself) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/17/24 8:11:10 AM #138:	Day 36: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens? ~~UCLA~~ ~~9/10 NGL, it took me a sec. Once it clicked, though, I found it pretty amusing.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980433530] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 36:When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?UCLA9/10 NGL, it took me a sec. Once it clicked, though, I found it pretty amusing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 05/17/24 10:35:48 AM #139:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 36: When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens? ~~UCLA~~ ~~9/10 NGL, it took me a sec. Once it clicked, though, I found it pretty amusing.~~ What, I don't ge- OH GOD. --- Planning is the process of replacing chance with error. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:980434991] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 36:When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, what happens?UCLA9/10 NGL, it took me a sec. Once it clicked, though, I found it pretty amusing.</quote>What, I don't ge-OH GOD. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ROBANN_88 05/17/24 8:10:19 PM #141:	I liked the hairdresser one. But some stuff, like the Beethoven one, i feel is better said out loud than in text --- Kremlin delenda est <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:980442550] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>I liked the hairdresser one.But some stuff, like the Beethoven one, i feel is better said out loud than in text </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/18/24 7:08:36 PM #142:	Day 37: Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? ~~The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.~~ ~~6/10, predictable but I like how it feels like a legit criticism.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980454824] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 37:Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.6/10, predictable but I like how it feels like a legit criticism. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
absolutebuffoon 05/19/24 2:28:30 AM #143:	~~And here I thought it would be out of this world.~~ --- Gamefolks.proboards.com. The newest and greatest spinoff site <cite>absolutebuffoon posted [p:980459432] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>And here I thought it would be out of this world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 05/19/24 5:22:13 AM #144:	Tag. Some of these are fucking great. --- I fought the Trumble and the Trumble won. <cite>Trumble posted [p:980460199] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Tag. Some of these are fucking great. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/19/24 1:29:02 PM #145:	Day 38: The Energizer Bunny was arrested ~~on a charge of battery.~~ ~~7/10, not a bad chuckle.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980463945] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 38:The Energizer Bunny was arrestedon a charge of battery.7/10, not a bad chuckle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/20/24 8:27:04 AM #146:	Day 39: What is a tree's favorite beverage? ~~Root beer.~~ ~~4/10, my eyes actually rolled.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980473982] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 39:What is a tree's favorite beverage?Root beer.4/10, my eyes actually rolled. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 05/20/24 8:40:40 AM #147:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 39: What is a tree's favorite beverage? ~~Root beer.~~ ~~4/10, my eyes actually rolled.~~ ~~For some reason I laughed more about this joke than it deserved. And I still do.~~ --- Planning is the process of replacing chance with error. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:980474075] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 39:What is a tree's favorite beverage?Root beer.4/10, my eyes actually rolled.</quote>For some reason I laughed more about this joke than it deserved. And I still do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 05/20/24 8:49:40 AM #148:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 39: What is a tree's favorite beverage? ~~Root beer.~~ ~~4/10, my eyes actually rolled.~~ This was probably one of the better ones in my mind. ~~7/10~~ --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:980474141] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 39:What is a tree's favorite beverage?Root beer.4/10, my eyes actually rolled.</quote>This was probably one of the better ones in my mind. 7/10 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 05/20/24 11:28:18 AM #149:	Tag --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:980475660] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Tag </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/21/24 3:21:41 PM #150:	Day 40: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? ~~Because of his coffin.~~ ~~7/10, I've heard variations of this one before that did it a little better, but it's still a fun one.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980494413] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 40:Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?Because of his coffin.7/10, I've heard variations of this one before that did it a little better, but it's still a fun one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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