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RetuenOfDevsman 04/20/24 11:54:21 AM #51:	Day 9: How do snails fight? ~~They slug it out.~~ 3/10, it doesn't really answer the question and instead of making me laugh, reminds me that I've still never figured out whether a snail is just a slug with a shell or whether they're different animals. I've been wondering about this for decades. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980008186] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 9:How do snails fight?They slug it out.3/10, it doesn't really answer the question and instead of making me laugh, reminds me that I've still never figured out whether a snail is just a slug with a shell or whether they're different animals. I've been wondering about this for decades. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 04/20/24 12:09:49 PM #52:	2 peanuts were walking down the street. ~~One was a salted.~~ RetuenOfDevsman posted... it doesn't really answer the question and instead of making me laugh, reminds me that I've still never figured out whether a snail is just a slug with a shell or whether they're different animals. I've been wondering about this for decades. https://a-z-animals.com/blog/is-a-snail-without-a-shell-just-a-slug/ What is clear, however, is that snails and slugs arent the same animals. Snails and slugs evolved differently; snails are born with a shell while slugs arent. Taking the shell off of a snail wouldnt make it a slug; it would make it a dead snail. --- Resident Synthwave enjoyer. Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLv4cNOBY2eCInbxg6B-KRks6vKMfmFvtp <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:980008373] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>2 peanuts were walking down the street.One was a salted.RetuenOfDevsman posted...</cite><quote>it doesn't really answer the question and instead of making me laugh, reminds me that I've still never figured out whether a snail is just a slug with a shell or whether they're different animals. I've been wondering about this for decades.</quote>https://a-z-animals.com/blog/is-a-snail-without-a-shell-just-a-slug/What is clear, however, is that snails and slugs arent the same animals. Snails and slugs evolved differently; snails are born with a shell while slugs arent. Taking the shell off of a snail wouldnt make it a slug; it would make it a dead snail. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/20/24 12:23:46 PM #53:	Blue_Thunder posted... 2 peanuts were walking down the street. ~~One was a salted.~~ https://a-z-animals.com/blog/is-a-snail-without-a-shell-just-a-slug/ What is clear, however, is that snails and slugs arent the same animals. Snails and slugs evolved differently; snails are born with a shell while slugs arent. Taking the shell off of a snail wouldnt make it a slug; it would make it a dead snail. There ya go. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980008539] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Blue_Thunder posted... </cite><quote>2 peanuts were walking down the street.One was a salted.https://a-z-animals.com/blog/is-a-snail-without-a-shell-just-a-slug/What is clear, however, is that snails and slugs arent the same animals. Snails and slugs evolved differently; snails are born with a shell while slugs arent. Taking the shell off of a snail wouldnt make it a slug; it would make it a dead snail.</quote>There ya go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/21/24 3:26:26 PM #54:	Day 10: I was thinking of moving to Moscow... ~~But there's no point in Russian into things.~~ 2/10, it's a classic pun but the presentation could be better and, well, current events kinda ruined it. Lemme see when this was published... 2018. Yeah, I think it might have gotten a better score then. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980025327] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 10:I was thinking of moving to Moscow...But there's no point in Russian into things.2/10, it's a classic pun but the presentation could be better and, well, current events kinda ruined it. Lemme see when this was published...2018. Yeah, I think it might have gotten a better score then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoenix 04/21/24 10:43:32 PM #55:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 10: I was thinking of moving to Moscow... ~~But there's no point in Russian into things.~~ 2/10, it's a classic pun but the presentation could be better and, well, current events kinda ruined it. Lemme see when this was published... 2018. Yeah, I think it might have gotten a better score then. Think the joke is much older than that but I guess you meant the book itself --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoenix posted [p:980031074] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 10:I was thinking of moving to Moscow...But there's no point in Russian into things.2/10, it's a classic pun but the presentation could be better and, well, current events kinda ruined it. Lemme see when this was published...2018. Yeah, I think it might have gotten a better score then.</quote>Think the joke is much older than that but I guess you meant the book itself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PurpleOutsider 04/21/24 11:25:37 PM #56:	These jokes suck. Time for me to make like a baby and... head out. --- Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! <cite>PurpleOutsider posted [p:980031596] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>These jokes suck. Time for me to make like a baby and... head out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/22/24 8:56:52 PM #57:	Day 11: Can a match box? ~~No, but a tin can.~~ 4/10, not even a chuckle. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980045250] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 11: Can a match box?No, but a tin can.4/10, not even a chuckle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/23/24 8:29:54 PM #58:	Day 12: Which side of a duck has the most feathers? ~~The outside.~~ 3/10, lame. I dunno if we're gonna do much worse than Roberto and Moscow. I hope we don't do much worse than Roberto and Moscow. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980062010] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 12:Which side of a duck has the most feathers?The outside.3/10, lame.I dunno if we're gonna do much worse than Roberto and Moscow. I hope we don't do much worse than Roberto and Moscow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 04/23/24 9:16:51 PM #59:	Man your ratings are way off, that was good. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:980062599] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Man your ratings are way off, that was good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 04/24/24 7:40:55 AM #60:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 12: Which side of a duck has the most feathers? ~~The outside.~~ 3/10, lame. I dunno if we're gonna do much worse than Roberto and Moscow. I hope we don't do much worse than Roberto and Moscow. That's funny and educational. It's at least an 8. --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:980067496] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 12:Which side of a duck has the most feathers?The outside.3/10, lame.I dunno if we're gonna do much worse than Roberto and Moscow. I hope we don't do much worse than Roberto and Moscow.</quote>That's funny and educational. It's at least an 8. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/24/24 8:16:28 AM #61:	Day 13: Why did the painting go to jail? ~~It was framed.~~ 6/10, could be worse. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980067764] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 13:Why did the painting go to jail?It was framed.6/10, could be worse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner 04/24/24 8:27:13 AM #62:	Are they all puns? --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:980067850] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Are they all puns? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/24/24 8:39:47 AM #63:	LonelyStoner posted... Are they all puns? Seem to be so far. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980067954] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>LonelyStoner posted... </cite><quote>Are they all puns?</quote>Seem to be so far. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jakenomad 04/24/24 4:09:49 PM #64:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 11: Can a match box? ~~No, but a tin can.~~ 4/10, not even a chuckle. This is gold. I don't even understand it yet it's still a kneeslapper --- I only know one thing. I want to kill Chaos, I need to. It's not a hope or a dream, it's a hunger. A thirst. <cite>jakenomad posted [p:980074096] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 11: Can a match box?No, but a tin can.4/10, not even a chuckle.</quote>This is gold. I don't even understand it yet it's still a kneeslapper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shamino 04/24/24 4:41:07 PM #65:	jakenomad posted... This is gold. I don't even understand it yet it's still a kneeslapper The joke is that "a tin can" (box) --- Switch/PC 16 GB 6700k RTX 3080 Cards/Suns/'Yotes/Diamondbacks/ASU Fan <cite>Shamino posted [p:980074588] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>jakenomad posted... </cite><quote>This is gold. I don't even understand it yet it's still a kneeslapper</quote>The joke is that "a tin can" (box) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jakenomad 04/24/24 6:59:10 PM #66:	Shamino posted... The joke is that "a tin can" (box) Oh I mean the connection between match and tin --- I only know one thing. I want to kill Chaos, I need to. It's not a hope or a dream, it's a hunger. A thirst. <cite>jakenomad posted [p:980076637] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Shamino posted... </cite><quote>The joke is that "a tin can" (box)</quote>Oh I mean the connection between match and tin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/25/24 5:19:38 AM #67:	Shamino posted... The joke is that "a tin can" (box) I still don't get it. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:980082980] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Shamino posted...</cite><quote>The joke is that "a tin can" (box)</quote>I still don't get it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoenix 04/25/24 5:21:14 AM #68:	Revelation34 posted... I still don't get it. Tin can. As In like what soup would come in. Can as in it can box. It's wordplay --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoenix posted [p:980082991] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>I still don't get it.</quote>Tin can. As In like what soup would come in. Can as in it can box. It's wordplay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/25/24 5:32:54 AM #69:	Sufferedphoenix posted... Tin can. As In like what soup would come in. Can as in it can box. It's wordplay But a tin can isn't a box it's a can. It doesn't make sense. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:980083044] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Sufferedphoenix posted...</cite><quote>Tin can. As In like what soup would come in. Can as in it can box. It's wordplay</quote>But a tin can isn't a box it's a can. It doesn't make sense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 04/25/24 5:39:37 AM #70:	Revelation34 posted... But a tin can isn't a box it's a can. It doesn't make sense. But.. it can! Yeah, that's the joke. --- Planning is the process of replacing chance with error. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:980083072] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>But a tin can isn't a box it's a can. It doesn't make sense.</quote>But.. it can!Yeah, that's the joke. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/25/24 7:45:59 AM #71:	Revelation34 posted... But a tin can isn't a box it's a can. It doesn't make sense. "Box" is a pun. A matchbox is an object, but the question presents the phrase "match box" as two words, where "box" is a verb, meaning to compete in boxing. And then the punchline is treated the same way, where the tin can is an object, but the "tin can" refers to a tin being capable of competing at boxing. I... don't think there's anything to "get" about why they chose the can, other than just that it works grammatically. Like, I dunno if tins have an additional association to boxing or matches. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980083816] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>But a tin can isn't a box it's a can. It doesn't make sense.</quote>"Box" is a pun. A matchbox is an object, but the question presents the phrase "match box" as two words, where "box" is a verb, meaning to compete in boxing.And then the punchline is treated the same way, where the tin can is an object, but the "tin can" refers to a tin being capable of competing at boxing.I... don't think there's anything to "get" about why they chose the can, other than just that it works grammatically. Like, I dunno if tins have an additional association to boxing or matches. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/25/24 8:44:08 AM #72:	Day 14: What do you call a pile of cats? ~~A meowtain.~~ 6/10. Took me a second. Hard to understand in text, and hard to pronounce, but it did make me chuckle. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980084373] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 14:What do you call a pile of cats?A meowtain.6/10. Took me a second. Hard to understand in text, and hard to pronounce, but it did make me chuckle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bishop_Hastur 04/25/24 10:26:50 AM #73:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 14: What do you call a pile of cats? ~~A meowtain.~~ 6/10. Took me a second. Hard to understand in text, and hard to pronounce, but it did make me chuckle. I feel that if the punchline was spelled ~~meowntain~~ it would be easier to get. --- Have you seen the Yellow Sign? Quando omni flunkus moritati <cite>Bishop_Hastur posted [p:980085687] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 14:What do you call a pile of cats?A meowtain.6/10. Took me a second. Hard to understand in text, and hard to pronounce, but it did make me chuckle.</quote>I feel that if the punchline was spelled meowntain it would be easier to get. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/25/24 10:30:00 AM #74:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 14: What do you call a pile of cats? ~~A meowtain.~~ 6/10. Took me a second. Hard to understand in text, and hard to pronounce, but it did make me chuckle. I misread that as ~~meowtrain~~ --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:980085737] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted...</cite><quote>Day 14:What do you call a pile of cats?A meowtain.6/10. Took me a second. Hard to understand in text, and hard to pronounce, but it did make me chuckle.</quote>I misread that as meowtrain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 04/25/24 10:31:28 AM #75:	Request to also put the rating in spoiler tags. --- Bees <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:980085751] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Request to also put the rating in spoiler tags. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/25/24 11:54:09 AM #76:	Dakimakura posted... Request to also put the rating in spoiler tags. Can do --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980087126] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Dakimakura posted... </cite><quote>Request to also put the rating in spoiler tags.</quote>Can do </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 04/26/24 3:54:22 AM #77:	Bump --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:980100741] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Bump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420 04/26/24 7:19:37 AM #78:	Need the daily fix. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. <cite>dummy420 posted [p:980101843] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Need the daily fix. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/26/24 7:59:40 AM #79:	Day 15: What did the banana say to the doctor? ~~I'm not peeling well.~~ ~~8/10, I did chuckle a bit and no major criticisms.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980102152] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 15:What did the banana say to the doctor?I'm not peeling well.8/10, I did chuckle a bit and no major criticisms. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/27/24 9:55:40 AM #80:	Day 16: Where do eggplants come from? ~~Chicken plants.~~ ~~3/10. I think at this point, this is the minimum. I keep going "this one is really bad" but then backing up and going "well, I can't rate it less than Roberto."~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980120363] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 16:Where do eggplants come from?Chicken plants.3/10. I think at this point, this is the minimum. I keep going "this one is really bad" but then backing up and going "well, I can't rate it less than Roberto." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 04/27/24 10:04:00 AM #81:	Boo! --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:980120461] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Boo! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/28/24 6:41:41 PM #82:	Day 17: How do birds fly? ~~They wing it.~~ ~~8/10. Solid. Made me chuckle. Could even be taken as literally true with some creative grammar.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980142494] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 17:How do birds fly?They wing it.8/10. Solid. Made me chuckle. Could even be taken as literally true with some creative grammar. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/29/24 8:06:51 AM #83:	Day 18: Why are hairdressers never late for work? ~~Because they know all the short cuts!~~ ~~7/10, I smiled at least.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980150083] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 18:Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!7/10, I smiled at least. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420 04/29/24 8:25:33 AM #84:	I am still appreciating these TC. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. <cite>dummy420 posted [p:980150246] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>I am still appreciating these TC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 04/29/24 11:53:24 AM #85:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 18: Why are hairdressers never late for work? ~~Because they know all the short cuts!~~ ~~7/10, I smiled at least.~~ Magnificent --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:980152540] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 18:Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!7/10, I smiled at least.</quote>Magnificent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/30/24 1:15:52 AM #86:	What do you call it when an Italian president pardons a criminal? ~~An olive pardon~~ --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:980164768] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>What do you call it when an Italian president pardons a criminal? An olive pardon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/30/24 11:55:26 AM #87:	Day 19: What do you call a girl who just got back from the beach? ~~Sandy.~~ ~~5/10, eh.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980170080] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 19:What do you call a girl who just got back from the beach?Sandy.5/10, eh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner 04/30/24 12:02:38 PM #88:	I wouldnt even consider most of these corny. Just bad --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:980170176] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>I wouldnt even consider most of these corny. Just bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/01/24 12:49:54 PM #89:	Day 20: Where did the cow take its date? ~~To the moooooovies.~~ ~~8/10, a nice chuckle. Saw it coming but it works anyway.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980187894] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 20:Where did the cow take its date?To the moooooovies.8/10, a nice chuckle. Saw it coming but it works anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/02/24 8:22:26 AM #90:	Day 21: What do you call a guy who can't stand? ~~Neil.~~ ~~2/10, this one's not that funny and honestly kinda offensive.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980201178] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 21:What do you call a guy who can't stand?Neil.2/10, this one's not that funny and honestly kinda offensive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Whiterun_Guard_ 05/02/24 8:27:13 AM #91:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d7f56dc.jpg --- No lollygaggin'. <cite>Whiterun_Guard_ posted [p:980201206] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7d7f56dc.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 05/02/24 12:34:14 PM #92:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 21: What do you call a guy who can't stand? ~~Neil.~~ ~~2/10, this one's not that funny and honestly kinda offensive.~~ Offensive? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:980204191] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted...</cite><quote>Day 21:What do you call a guy who can't stand?Neil.2/10, this one's not that funny and honestly kinda offensive.</quote>Offensive? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 05/02/24 12:35:14 PM #93:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... Day 21: What do you call a guy who can't stand? ~~Neil.~~ ~~2/10, this one's not that funny and honestly kinda offensive.~~ I found it funny --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:980204203] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>Day 21:What do you call a guy who can't stand?Neil.2/10, this one's not that funny and honestly kinda offensive.</quote>I found it funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/02/24 12:41:26 PM #94:	Revelation34 posted... Offensive? I mean, it's (probably not intentionally but when has that ever mattered) drawing a connection between disabilities and subservience. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980204279] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite><quote>Offensive?</quote>I mean, it's (probably not intentionally but when has that ever mattered) drawing a connection between disabilities and subservience. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Whiterun_Guard_ 05/02/24 12:43:32 PM #96:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... I mean, it's (probably not intentionally but when has that ever mattered) drawing a connection between disabilities and subservience. wat --- No lollygaggin'. <cite>Whiterun_Guard_ posted [p:980204300] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>I mean, it's (probably not intentionally but when has that ever mattered) drawing a connection between disabilities and subservience.</quote>wat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Thunder 05/02/24 1:10:25 PM #97:	LeCh0nk posted... I found it funny --- Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLv4cNOBY2eCInbxg6B-KRks6vKMfmFvtp Genshin Showcase: https://enka.network/u/608173646/ <cite>Blue_Thunder posted [p:980204653] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>LeCh0nk posted...</cite><quote>I found it funny </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eat_More_Beef 05/02/24 1:59:47 PM #98:	What's a horse's favourite condiment? ~~Mayo-Neighs!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ --- I wrote a horror novel, called "Spare Parts." A whole damn novel! You can check it out, and other free short stories at http://www.aarondeck.com <cite>Eat_More_Beef posted [p:980205324] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>What's a horse's favourite condiment?Mayo-Neighs!!!!!!!!!!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 05/03/24 12:00:19 PM #99:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... I mean, it's (probably not intentionally but when has that ever mattered) drawing a connection between disabilities and subservience. The fuck? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:980219915] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted...</cite><quote>I mean, it's (probably not intentionally but when has that ever mattered) drawing a connection between disabilities and subservience.</quote>The fuck? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/03/24 1:49:29 PM #100:	Day 22: What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say? ~~I hear invoices~~ ~~6/10, not bad.~~ --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980221487] in Holy shit ... [t:80745214]...</cite> <quote>Day 22:What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?I hear invoices 6/10, not bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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