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UnfairRepresent 04/12/24 11:21:36 AM #1: |
You hear terrible noises and quickly realize that Ganon and Bowser are fighting each other to the death nearby, laying waste to everything in their path. "I'm going to take over the world!" "NO! I'm going to take over the world!" they yell as they wrestle each other. They're evenly matched and are destroying the neighbourhood with their battle. The slightest thing would tip the balance. On the floor next to you is a pointed stick, it's not much but if you threw it at one of them it would cause them to lose the fight. If you don't intervene then their battle will end up killing you in collateral damage as they throw cars, knock down buildings and start fires. Who do you help? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FortuneCookie 04/12/24 11:22:13 AM #2: |
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masterpug53 04/12/24 11:28:12 AM #3: |
Bowser, easily. Homie's worst crime is being in a throuple with a cuckold and a princess with a kidnapping fetish, and then they go golfing / karting together on the weekends. Ganon's a legit mass-murderer.
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TotallyNotAGirl 04/12/24 11:30:05 AM #4: |
masterpug53 posted...
Bowser, easily. Homie's worst crime is being in a throuple with a cuckold and a princess with a kidnapping fetish, and then they go golfing / karting together on the weekends. Ganon's a legit mass-murderer. Ganon got that BDE tho. I'll let him be daddy for a night. --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kirby_Chao189 04/12/24 11:31:42 AM #5: |
Bowser, he might let me tag team next time he kidnaps Peach.
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Dancedreamer 04/12/24 11:33:44 AM #7: |
Bowser. He's not evil, he's just misunderstood.
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ssb_yunglink2 04/12/24 11:39:54 AM #8: |
Bowser can play sports and drive go karts with his arch nemesis. Ganondorf has canonically murdered a Link in at least one timeline.
Bowser easily. --- Hee Ho ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hambo 04/12/24 11:41:19 AM #9: |
Which version of Ganon? Some are hot and some are cool pig monsters, but some are boring or ugly. Bowser has lower highs, but is consistent in terms of being a cool monster and fuckability. Also Bowser is less genocidal, so it's gotta be a really hot or cool Ganon to make it worthwhile.
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TMOG 04/12/24 11:43:42 AM #10: |
Bowser and it's not even a debate He's had moments in Mario games where he can be an ally and even a friendly figure He doesn't want to actually destroy the world, if I help Ganon then then I'm probably still gonna die anyway Also he's a father ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revisited 04/12/24 11:52:59 AM #11: |
So basically this https://youtu.be/Qqm_7zGxrko ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Croast59 04/12/24 11:56:18 AM #12: |
TMOG posted...
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/12/24 11:59:59 AM #13: |
The other consideration here is that Ganondorf is an actual threat, while with Bowser it's like *sigh*
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UnfairRepresent 04/13/24 3:44:12 AM #14: |
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
The other consideration here is that Ganondorf is an actual threat, while with Bowser it's like *sigh*Statements like this are what caused Gnasty Gnorc to act out in Spyro --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tripleh213 04/13/24 3:47:28 AM #15: |
Which one would help me more if I need a favor? I feel like Bowser would.
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Charged151 04/13/24 4:10:28 AM #16: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Statements like this are what caused Gnasty Gnorc to act out in SpyroAs long as no one calls Bowser "ugly", all is well. --- I'm...the...master...of...ellipses... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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vycebrand2 04/13/24 5:33:23 AM #17: |
masterpug53 posted...
Bowser, easily. Homie's worst crime is being in a throuple with a cuckold and a princess with a kidnapping fetish, and then they go golfing / karting together on the weekends. Ganon's a legit mass-murderer.Many times over. Just restarted BOTW :( --- I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 04/13/24 9:52:52 AM #19: |
Charged151 posted...
As long as no one calls Bowser "ugly", all is well.THAT DOES IT! --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarthGoomba 04/13/24 10:42:46 AM #20: |
I'll defect if Ganon can hook me up with some cute Gerudo ladies
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LeoRavus 04/13/24 10:46:31 AM #21: |
I never understood what was so bad about Bowser.
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Choco 04/13/24 10:47:38 AM #22: |
LeoRavus posted...
I never understood what was so bad about Bowser.do you think it is okay to kidnap women --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gwynevere 04/13/24 11:03:49 AM #23: |
TotallyNotAGirl posted...
Ganon got that BDE tho. I'll let him be daddy for a night.Lmao Ganon is the exact opposite of BDE, dude gets cucked out of the triforce every time he comes back --- A hunter is a hunter...even in a dream [She/they] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 04/13/24 11:18:03 AM #25: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d4d888c4.jpg
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UnfairRepresent 04/15/24 8:41:28 AM #26: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]
They pretty conclusively dismissed this joke in Sunshine --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 04/15/24 8:50:48 AM #27: |
Bowser for sure
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PiOverlord 04/15/24 9:01:25 AM #28: |
Bowser, but I think some of you are dismissing Bowser's evilness to some degree.
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