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CervusCanadensi
04/18/24 10:17:32 PM
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Me? Oh boy I think WOW THE PENIS within about 3 seconds of seeing a nice fancy pickup tr0ck oh they get me hot n bothered
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Verdekal
04/18/24 10:22:12 PM
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I don't think about it but one time on the highway, I saw a pickup truck with spokes coming of the wheels and balls hanging off the rear bumper.

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archizzy
04/18/24 10:25:18 PM
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Virtually everyone where I live drives trucks. Like it is super common. People prefer them for winter driving, tons of people pull campers, trailers, boats, and haul stuff. Virtually every farm here has a truck and my entire state is pretty much nothing but farming.

I don't think nothing of it at all because it is so common here.

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Giacomo_Hawkins
04/18/24 10:29:14 PM
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Speed of thinking about cock is directly proportional to the size of the truck, which is inversely proportional to the presumed genitalia size.

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Wedge_Antilles
04/18/24 10:32:44 PM
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Usually when I see a pickup truck my first thought is "how long until I see him cut someone off?"

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trivialbeing
04/18/24 10:34:00 PM
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people's who's first thought is wow that truck driver must have a small dick are weird to me

like why are you thinking of his dick?
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TheLiarParadox
04/18/24 10:35:27 PM
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Not at all. I've seen enough dipshit women driving these monstrosities to know that it's a sickness that has little to do with genitalia and everything to do with assholes.

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Time
04/18/24 10:37:16 PM
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Wedge_Antilles posted...
Usually when I see a pickup truck my first thought is "how long until I see him cut someone off?"


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Giacomo_Hawkins
04/19/24 6:23:10 AM
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That's just a dick pic and frankly I'm surprised you haven't been banned for horny posting for displaying it.

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Guide
04/19/24 6:36:44 AM
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Is... Is this a thing with people who like dick, or is tc being a weirdo?

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Giacomo_Hawkins
04/19/24 6:40:10 AM
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Guide posted...
Is... Is this a thing with people who like dick, or is tc being a weirdo?

It's a spin-off of discussion from this thread:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80750668

In a topic about trucks, someone said they would not want a truck because their "penis size is not lacking" and now we have this topic.

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Glob
04/19/24 6:52:06 AM
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I dont really see pick-up trucks. Thats not a thing here.
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mustachedmystic
04/19/24 7:47:17 AM
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Wedge_Antilles posted...
Usually when I see a pickup truck my first thought is "how long until I see him cut someone off?"
I think this bastard is going to put the petal to the metal just to keep me from merging in front of him. God forbid a Rogue change lanes in front of a lifted F-250.

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bluezero
04/19/24 7:50:28 AM
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Only if it's lifted or pimped out

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PurpleOutsider
04/19/24 8:05:35 AM
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Only if they randomly rev their engine. Having the truck itself isn't enough. There needs to be a clear sense that they need attention.

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CervusCanadensi
04/19/24 8:32:18 AM
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PurpleOutsider posted...
Only if they randomly rev their engine. Having the truck itself isn't enough. There needs to be a clear sense that they need attention.
Engine rev's make you think of the owners genitalia?
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PurpleOutsider
04/19/24 8:38:32 AM
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CervusCanadensi posted...
Engine rev's make you think of the owners genitalia?
Are you deliberately being dense or have you honestly never heard the idea of "compensating for something"? Cmon, even Shrek knows this.

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uwnim
04/19/24 8:40:08 AM
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I tend to think why the fuck are trucks so ridiculously tall. Rarely Ill see a one with a reasonable height and Ill think that looks like a nice truck.

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Ratchetrockon
04/19/24 8:58:32 AM
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I think negative thoughts when one drives by when when I'm walking
Like how I prob wouldn't survive if one veered off towards me . Ive seen videos of cars doing that!! So it's possible for sure. Id be a bloody pulp probably

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CervusCanadensi
04/19/24 8:59:30 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
I think negative thoughts when one drives by when when I'm walking
Like how I prob wouldn't survive if one veered off towards me .
People have died from getting hit by skateboarders and scooterers
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AldousIsDead
04/19/24 9:00:21 AM
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I guess it depends on the truck.

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uwnim
04/19/24 9:01:34 AM
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CervusCanadensi posted...
People have died from getting hit by skateboarders and scooterers
Trucks are more likely to kill a pedestrian than a sedan. This has to do with their shape and height. Trucks knock you down and possibly under the tires, while a sedan lifts you up.

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