Current Events > Remember when yall wanted Antman to go up Thanos' ass?

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VeggetaX
04/22/24 11:09:17 PM
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The hail was wrong witchall?

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Zikten
04/22/24 11:10:12 PM
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Besides, Thanos is physically stronger than Antman. It probably wouldn't work.
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_____Cait
04/22/24 11:16:41 PM
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We know that doesnt work, thanks to Invincible.

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Irony
04/22/24 11:18:45 PM
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But can't he like shrink himself and then shrink like an 18-wheeler and then use one of those little tiny discs to make it enlarge again

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DrizztLink
04/22/24 11:22:52 PM
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Irony posted...
But can't he like shrink himself and then shrink like an 18-wheeler and then use one of those little tiny discs to make it enlarge again
Seems like it'd be easier to just shrink Thanos.

Boop, you're a molecule, good luck getting the glove.

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Heineken14
04/22/24 11:22:53 PM
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_____Cait posted...
We know that doesnt work, thanks to Invincible.

Yep. Thanks is way stronger than that dude was!

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El_Marsh
04/22/24 11:23:20 PM
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I don't generally enjoy puerile humor but even I got a chuckle out of that nonsense.

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Irony
04/22/24 11:26:18 PM
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Okay but what if Thor and his hammer shrunk and then he enlarged the hammer inside of Thanos's ass

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R_Jackal
04/22/24 11:31:25 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Seems like it'd be easier to just shrink Thanos.

Boop, you're a molecule, good luck getting the glove.
Heroes in comics usually always have the easy answer.

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YellowSUV
04/22/24 11:37:49 PM
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I think the biggest problem with the plan is if Antman is even strong enough to get in there in the first place.

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Back_Stabbath
04/23/24 12:33:36 AM
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Thanos would clench his sphincter and turn ant man into paste

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YugiNoob
04/23/24 12:38:22 AM
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Irony posted...
Okay but what if Thor and his hammer shrunk and then he enlarged the hammer inside of Thanos's ass
Would Thanos just be unable to move, or is he worthy?

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GuerillaGorilla
04/23/24 12:43:55 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Seems like it'd be easier to just shrink Thanos.

Boop, you're a molecule, good luck getting the glove.
That would probably make it easier for him to get the glove. He'd be more dangerous as Tinythos. Antman existing at all proves it. Just a normal dude that's way more dangerous because he's tiny. Beat Falcon's ass too in their first fight.

Tinythos would be a smaller target that can hit harder and jump farther than normal Thanos. He'd mop everyone up and then take his sweet ass time figuring out how to get big again.

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Hyena_Of_Ice
04/23/24 12:44:00 AM
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I still want to see that. Just as long as it's more realistic (but not 100% realistic, obviously.) than those ludicrous gibs type movies. Like-- I wouldn't want to see Thanos get this horrified expression (with or without tense pause) immediatey followed by his entire midsection exploding with gratuitous CGI blood splashing in all directions.

I think the biggest problem with the plan is if Antman is even strong enough to get in there in the first place.

LOL.
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DrizztLink
04/23/24 12:53:11 AM
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GuerillaGorilla posted...
That would probably make it easier for him to get the glove. He'd be more dangerous as Tinythos. Antman existing at all proves it. Just a normal dude that's way more dangerous because he's tiny. Beat Falcon's ass too in their first fight.

Tinythos would be a smaller target that can hit harder and jump farther than normal Thanos. He'd mop everyone up and then take his sweet ass time figuring out how to get big again.
Hence specifying "molecule."

Ok, you can jump super far for your size.

Have fun, you've jumped four times and you're almost a foot from where you started.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/23/24 12:54:56 AM
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No but thanks for letting me know this was a thing.

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FL81
04/23/24 1:08:25 AM
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but how hard could Thanos clench

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Zikten
04/23/24 3:19:13 AM
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FL81 posted...
but how hard could Thanos clench
With the fury of a Titan
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ForsakenHermit
04/23/24 3:21:49 AM
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It'd be more gruesome and a more fitting end if he went up Thanos' piss slit.

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pokedude900
04/23/24 3:31:49 AM
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I'd like to point out that there was an episode of What If (animated series showcasing various parallel MCU universes) where Hank Pym did in fact kill the Hulk from the inside. So that plan could 100% work on Thanos.

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ToteAll
04/23/24 3:35:04 AM
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YellowSUV posted...
I think the biggest problem with the plan is if Antman is even strong enough to get in there in the first place.

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
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GuerillaGorilla
04/23/24 3:54:19 AM
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pokedude900 posted...
I'd like to point out that there was an episode of What If (animated series showcasing various parallel MCU universes) where Hank Pym did in fact kill the Hulk from the inside. So that plan could 100% work on Thanos.
I read, or watched a video, idr, that Pym enlarged Hulk's own heart to blow him up, and not expanding himself like the meme suggests. Which on its own is weird. How does the disc know what to alter? If you throw it on a truck, it alters the whole truck, and not just the door. Why in this case did it expand just Hulk's insides, and not all of him?

I can't see Pym expanding himself inside Hulk and having it turn out any different than what happened in Invincible. And Thanos is stronger than Hulk.

The only wildcard is how strong the insides of these big brutes are. If they're as tough as their skin, then it's a definite loss to the Antmen. All we can do is speculate.

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FF_Redux
04/23/24 4:06:41 AM
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In Legends of Tomorrow Atom kinda does this. Not in the ass tho.

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Sufferedphoenix
04/23/24 4:10:07 AM
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How about shrink Hulk and send him up. They retain their full mass and strength when shrunk right? Pretty sure Hulk will be plenty mad he got sent up a asshole. Thanos will begging for laxative or taco bell to flush him out

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WingsOfGood
04/25/24 10:21:49 PM
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it was a canoncial and logical way to defeat Thanos

Antman is overpowered
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/25/24 10:30:57 PM
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Are we sure that Thanos even has an ass?

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WingsOfGood
04/25/24 10:51:30 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Are we sure that Thanos even has an ass?

yes
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/25/24 11:39:07 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
yes
Was it in a comic?

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BuzzKilljoy
04/25/24 11:47:04 PM
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Sufferedphoenix posted...
How about shrink Hulk and send him up. They retain their full mass and strength when shrunk right? Pretty sure Hulk will be plenty mad he got sent up a asshole. Thanos will begging for laxative or taco bell to flush him out

Hmmm...

I never bought the Antman thing but this I could get behind

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YugiNoob
04/26/24 12:21:09 AM
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BuzzKilljoy posted...
Hmmm...

I never bought the Antman thing but this I could get behind
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Touch
04/26/24 12:23:22 AM
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Thanus

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