Current Events > Hey you. STOP. Don't leave ce yet! CONFESSIONARY returns this Friday!

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Harpie
04/23/24 7:22:35 PM
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I wouldve done it last week but I got finals and shit all due Friday so. In the evening my body will be ready.

Will you be ready?

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thronedfire2
04/23/24 7:23:33 PM
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I might make my first confession

you'll be living on the edge this time though, won't you

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Harpie
04/23/24 7:42:35 PM
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Here's a few gems from previous Confessionary's

There once was a user named Error
To admins he was full time carer
Caught him spamming beep bep
Lobotomized him that step
But his genitals launch a new terror

Harpie I don't know how to say this but you're the father. I know we only spent one passionate night in Monaco before going our separate ways but I believe you have the right to know. I will tell Raul the child is his and will never speak of this again.

I have weapons grade swamp ass right now.

Dump update: I'm now taking 3 dumps per hour on average. I'm pretty sure I'm going to need a new ass soon.

Your snake couldn't take me. I'll kick its ass. Fuck the rules and your mom

I saw Zodd's picture in the selfie topic and want him to take me to pound town

Dump update: I spoke to a doctor. And a vet, yeah. Long story short, it turns out I'm a bird now, and taking this many dumps is normal for a bird. So... there's that.

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LonelyStoner
04/23/24 7:43:56 PM
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So we just dm you things and you post them anonymously?

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superben
04/23/24 7:46:08 PM
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LonelyStoner posted...
So we just dm you things and you post them anonymously?

No there's a website. Give us the website

DAAAAAAAMN IT!!!! I WAITED YEARS FOR ANOTHER HAAAAARPIIIIIE CONFESSION TOPIC!

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WingsOfGood
04/23/24 7:46:41 PM
#6:


who is leaving CE?

or is that the confession
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Harpie
04/23/24 7:47:00 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I might make my first confession

you'll be living on the edge this time though, won't you
Your first one?? I'm so ready for ur confession

LonelyStoner posted...
So we just dm you things and you post them anonymously?
Nope! When Confessionary opens up on Friday, there'll be a link to post your confession anonymously. Neither I nor ce know who is behind these posts.

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AirFresh
04/23/24 7:47:51 PM
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inb4 you get overwhelmed after a day

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Harpie
04/23/24 7:49:41 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
who is leaving CE?

or is that the confession
It is mostly referring to peeps who've already left ce, like Mabus and Crimson

everyone needs to sit the fuck down cause we got unfinished business

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LonelyStoner
04/23/24 7:50:26 PM
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Harpie posted...
It is mostly referring to peeps who've already left ce, like Mabus and Crimson

everyone needs to sit the fuck down cause we got unfinished business
*reaches for gun.*

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Harpie
04/23/24 7:56:26 PM
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AirFresh posted...
inb4 you get overwhelmed after a day
Nah nah nah
I have a strategy this time for when my mortal body weakens

ie punt it to @teep

LonelyStoner posted...
*reaches for gun.*
I said SIT DOWN sir

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AirFresh
04/23/24 7:57:26 PM
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Harpie posted...
ie punt it to @teep
Don't do this again lol, people want your commentary

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Harpie
04/23/24 8:03:21 PM
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AirFresh posted...
Don't do this again lol, people want your commentary
listen here bucko

I try to respond to 7 confessions per post. Being very generous here, lets assume it takes me only 1 minute to paste it here, format it, and type a response for each confession. That's 7 minutes per post. In a successful confessionary I will post about 300 times.
That's 2,100 minutes
ie 35 HOURS (assuming 1 minute for each response)

I'll try to do it on my own as much as I can, but I'd rather ask for a little help then close Confessionary early because I'm getting overwhelmed

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Harpie
04/23/24 8:10:31 PM
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Im going through some older confessions and the amount of feet pic requests over the years is concerning

whats with yall and toes??

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superben
04/23/24 8:12:44 PM
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Where the website

I'm fucking ready

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LonelyStoner
04/23/24 8:12:48 PM
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Harpie posted...
Im going through some older confessions and the amount of feet pic requests over the years is concerning

whats with yall and toes??
I genuinely will never understand foot fetishes.

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DrizztLink
04/23/24 8:13:54 PM
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Harpie posted...
Im going through some older confessions and the amount of feet pic requests over the years is concerning

whats with yall and toes??
You should probably ban those sorts of questions this time around.

Really put your foot down.

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Turbam
04/23/24 8:14:05 PM
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LonelyStoner posted...
I genuinely will never understand foot fetishes.
The area of the brain that deals with feet is right next to the area that deals with genitals.
My hypothesis is that's the reason why it's so common.

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cjsdowg
04/23/24 8:18:52 PM
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LonelyStoner posted...
I genuinely will never understand foot fetishes.

I think the sex organs nerves are right next to the foot nerves in a part of the brain. And sometimes they get crossed.

Turbam posted before me. But yeah he said it so much better than I did too. Fuck.

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AirFresh
04/23/24 8:21:59 PM
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Harpie posted...
listen here bucko

I try to respond to 7 confessions per post. Being very generous here, lets assume it takes me only 1 minute to paste it here, format it, and type a response for each confession. That's 7 minutes per post. In a successful confessionary I will post about 300 times.
That's 2,100 minutes
ie 35 HOURS (assuming 1 minute for each response)

I'll try to do it on my own as much as I can, but I'd rather ask for a little help then close Confessionary early because I'm getting overwhelmed
I was the person who covered for.you last time bucko, we both got anger, torches and rage. Maybe I just suck though

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Harpie
04/23/24 8:30:43 PM
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AirFresh posted...
I was the person who covered for.you last time bucko, we both got anger, torches and rage. Maybe I just suck though
smh you ABANDONED ME WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST

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Harpie
04/23/24 8:32:13 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I dont

But I think that it adds to the experience tbh

Except when its landed me in hot water with the mods or ignited fiery ce dramas..

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AirFresh
04/24/24 2:25:56 PM
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Harpie posted...
smh you ABANDONED ME WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cbdc6490.jpg
No I read the room, sorry bucko, they come for your comments

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Nirvanas_Nox
04/24/24 3:10:16 PM
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Like confessions about what? Anything?

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Ratchetrockon
04/24/24 3:12:26 PM
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i guess ill make a list of all the sins ive committed over the past couple years

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AirFresh
04/24/24 6:48:17 PM
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
Like confessions about what? Anything?
Keep it ToS, but as someone who actually did it with her it literally is 100% anonymous. You are just labeled as #214 etc. If you make it too obvious that's on you

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Nightmare_Luna
04/24/24 6:53:07 PM
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time to post controversial takes on video games

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Nirvanas_Nox
04/24/24 7:25:01 PM
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AirFresh posted...
Keep it ToS, but as someone who actually did it with her it literally is 100% anonymous. You are just labeled as #214 etc. If you make it too obvious that's on you

Huh ok. I think I might do that. Have some things that have been weighing on me that I want to confess and doing it with a stranger would actually help a lot

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eggcorn
04/24/24 7:26:15 PM
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Harpie posted...
Here's a few gems from previous Confessionary's
Adults wrote those.

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thronedfire2
04/24/24 7:29:49 PM
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eggcorn posted...
Adults wrote those.

maybe. you only have to be 13 to post here

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Harpie
04/25/24 11:44:48 PM
#32:


I take my CS final tomorrow

pray 4 me ce

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Trumble
04/26/24 7:09:37 PM
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Harpie posted...
Dump update: I spoke to a doctor. And a vet, yeah. Long story short, it turns out I'm a bird now, and taking this many dumps is normal for a bird. So... there's that.
Heh. This one was me.

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Harpie
04/26/24 8:00:56 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80756453

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KiwiTerraRizing
04/26/24 8:02:38 PM
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How long have you been in college?

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Harpie
04/26/24 8:08:27 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
How long have you been in college?
>.>
<.<
Off and on since 2020 lol. It's been mostly due to funding issues and life deciding it wants to uproot me again and again.

Imma close this topic now, pls no one post for 5 minutes

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