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Trumble 04/29/24 6:40:44 AM #1:	And how far can I expect to propel an average bear with one can? --- Hello there! I am a signature. I'm kinda surprised you're even reading me, to be honest. Most people wouldn't bother. You're better than that though. Thank you. <cite>Trumble posted [p:980149419] in What's the... [t:80758247]...</cite> <quote>And how far can I expect to propel an average bear with one can? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 04/29/24 6:46:39 AM #2:	Depends on the type of bear. A black bear will go further than the rated power value on the device would suggest against their mass because they startle easily and take to climbing when that happens. Even a grizzly rated propellant though is just an ant's fart because a propellant actually sufficient to move a grizzly would in fact send the user flying, and that led to lawsuits from users who failed to understand that they are still better off than if they had faced off that grizzly on their own two feet. They did survive to file the lawsuit after all. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:980149444] in What's the... [t:80758247]...</cite> <quote>Depends on the type of bear. A black bear will go further than the rated power value on the device would suggest against their mass because they startle easily and take to climbing when that happens. Even a grizzly rated propellant though is just an ant's fart because a propellant actually sufficient to move a grizzly would in fact send the user flying, and that led to lawsuits from users who failed to understand that they are still better off than if they had faced off that grizzly on their own two feet. They did survive to file the lawsuit after all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 04/29/24 6:49:46 AM #3:	The best black bear propellant is to raise your arms above your head and say boo --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:980149464] in What's the... [t:80758247]...</cite> <quote>The best black bear propellant is to raise your arms above your head and say boo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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