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Prestoff
04/30/24 11:43:56 AM
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You don't even need to watch it (though I recommend because it's well made), but you can read the plot synopsis itself on wikipedia to know why this movie will make people mad. It's to prove a point, but still goddamn.

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LonelyStoner
04/30/24 11:44:30 AM
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But its so meta, bro.

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ai123
04/30/24 11:45:04 AM
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It definitely didn't need the remake.

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Dungeater
04/30/24 11:45:20 AM
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it pissed me off too. it was also one of the only movies to scare me, cuz usually i have the excuse of 'well im genre savvy so id be fine' then the remote scene happened


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Baron_Ox
04/30/24 11:45:58 AM
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same.

I remember thinking, "no way, this movie cheats!"

I only saw the remake, though.


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Hayame_Zero
04/30/24 11:47:07 AM
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Yeah, I outright despise that movie. It's a psychological horror movie that's trying to guilt trip the viewers who are wanting to see a horror movie. It's like it was saying "oh, you wanted to see X happen, well too bad!"

Manipulative garbage.

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UnholyMudcrab
04/30/24 11:47:18 AM
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I truly do hate that plot twist

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GuerrillaSoldier
04/30/24 11:47:54 AM
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honestly felt the same way and not in a good way, not like "oh this film achieved what it was supposed to" but more like wtf this is worthless


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legendofganon
04/30/24 11:50:47 AM
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I liked it. Pretty fucked up home invasion.

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bigblu89
04/30/24 11:57:22 AM
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Didnt sound like a movie Id have any interest in watching, so I just read the plot on Wikipedia.

Assuming it is accurate, I wouldve threw my TV away if I had watched this movie.

That may be the all time worst plot twist Ive ever read.

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DrizztLink
04/30/24 12:15:53 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
Didnt sound like a movie Id have any interest in watching, so I just read the plot on Wikipedia.

Assuming it is accurate, I wouldve threw my TV away if I had watched this movie.
Seemed like a long walk of really unpleasant movie to get to a seventh grade twist.

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GameGodOfAll
04/30/24 12:19:18 PM
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Excellent movie.

People get too hung up on the "twist". It's a super well crafted movie even without the meta stuff. There's a lot to it.

The "twist" isn't even a twist. It's hinted at in the first 5 minutes and then the fourth wall is flat out shattered about 15 minutes in. You just don't know how far they'll take it and then it goes right back out of it.

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Squall28
04/30/24 12:29:15 PM
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I wtfed at the summary tbh

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Samurai_Man
04/30/24 12:32:45 PM
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I watched that movie when it first came out back in either 07-08 when it released on DVD and it was shit then, probably still shit now. 0/10

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GameGodOfAll
04/30/24 12:34:30 PM
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Feel bad for anyone who just spoils themselves with a summary. Awful way to judge something and then even if you do end up liking it, it's never going to be the same.

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DrizztLink
04/30/24 12:35:53 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
Feel bad for anyone who just spoils themselves with a summary. Awful way to judge something and then even if you do end up liking it, it's never going to be the same.
They beat a dog to death with a golf club in like, the third scene.

I think I'll be okay skipping this one.

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GameGodOfAll
04/30/24 12:44:42 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
They beat a dog to death with a golf club in like, the third scene.

I think I'll be okay skipping this one.
They don't show anything. All happens offscreen. No audio or anything.

There's plenty of meta commentary about violence in media, horror movies and other things, but with or without that stuff, it's just a really great home invasion movie. Great gut-wrenching horror without relying on gore.

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DrizztLink
04/30/24 12:46:08 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
They don't show anything. All happens offscreen. No audio or anything.
Ok.

Still a pass.

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GameGodOfAll
04/30/24 2:40:32 PM
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People should skip YOU.

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creativerealms
04/30/24 2:42:05 PM
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ai123 posted...
It definitely didn't need the remake.
I'm not fond of shot for shot remakes. I prefer a remake put their own spin on a film.

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DrizztLink
04/30/24 2:43:17 PM
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creativerealms posted...
I'm not of shot for shot remakes. I prefer a remake put their own spin on a film.
What about shot-for-shot remakes with Inexplicable Vince Vaughn?

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Neoconkers
04/30/24 2:48:48 PM
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an exercise in pointlessness should not be 2 hours long. we get it. you could have said all you wanted to say in half that time

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bigblu89
04/30/24 3:05:25 PM
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Neoconkers posted...
an exercise in pointlessness should not be 2 hours long. we get it. you could have said all you wanted to say in half that time

The plot summary reads like an episode of Black Mirror. As in, a story that could've been told in 40 minutes and not 2 hours.

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MobileProphet
04/30/24 3:31:22 PM
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I saw the remake first. Made me so mad lol

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creativerealms
04/30/24 3:47:01 PM
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In addition to it being a shot for shot remake because it was the same writer and director he just made the same movie twice. Yeah I get it different countries and languages. Funny games 2007 was the most pointless film ever made.

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Prestoff
04/30/24 4:47:05 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
People should skip YOU.

*hits the skip button on the remote*

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HighSeraph
04/30/24 4:48:12 PM
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Wanna movie to piss you off? Watch Eden Lake

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Robot2600
04/30/24 5:23:18 PM
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I never watched the remake cause why in the fuck would i do that.

the original is a brilliant movie, idk why yall hate it just cause of the ending, which doesn't change all that much. we could just edit that scene out and make it "normal" with the movie ending in exactly the same way and the movie would be almost just as good.

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04/30/24 5:25:06 PM
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This sounds like the kind of thing I'm into, thanks for the rec.

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creativerealms
04/30/24 5:30:49 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
I never watched the remake cause why in the fuck would i do that.

the original is a brilliant movie, idk why yall hate it just cause of the ending, which doesn't change all that much. we could just edit that scene out and make it "normal" with the movie ending in exactly the same way and the movie would be almost just as good.

Robot2600 posted...
I never watched the remake cause why in the fuck would i do that.

the original is a brilliant movie, idk why yall hate it just cause of the ending, which doesn't change all that much. we could just edit that scene out and make it "normal" with the movie ending in exactly the same way and the movie would be almost just as good.
The only difference is the cast and that they speak English. Same script, same director, same location. Which makes it an extremely pointless film but in no way worse.

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NO2_Fiend
04/30/24 5:32:17 PM
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What twist is everyone talking about? Seen the movie many times and I don't remember anything being more than just straight forward.

Pretty much a perfect horror flick. Genuinelly unnerving at points and no happy ending.

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ssb_yunglink2
04/30/24 5:33:45 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
The plot summary reads like an episode of Black Mirror. As in, a story that could've been told in 40 minutes and not 2 hours.
Bruh people are really passing harsh judgement on a film and how long it should be based entirely on a wikipedia summary


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Squall28
04/30/24 7:25:02 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
Feel bad for anyone who just spoils themselves with a summary. Awful way to judge something and then even if you do end up liking it, it's never going to be the same.

I don't like horror films so summary is fine.

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Kradek
04/30/24 7:40:33 PM
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I believe I saw the movie, though I really don't remember it well. Looking at the pics I do remember the 2 guys dressed in white with the gloves and the remote part, but that's it.

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Robot2600
04/30/24 7:43:47 PM
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creativerealms posted...
The only difference is the cast and that they speak English. Same script, same director, same location. Which makes it an extremely pointless film but in no way worse.

that's fair

there are people who can't read subtitles or don't like them but do you really want those people watching your movie in the first place?

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bigblu89
04/30/24 7:49:19 PM
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Im going just based of the plot summary I read, so it may be inaccurate, but it just screams twist for the sake of a twist.

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Robot2600
04/30/24 7:51:39 PM
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bros how hard is it to understand that the entire reason it's effective is because it's bad on paper

more importantly why are you reading wikipedia summaries like that is a thing

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bigblu89
04/30/24 7:55:43 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
bros how hard is it to understand that the entire reason it's effective is because it's bad on paper

more importantly why are you reading wikipedia summaries like that is a thing
Was the first site a saw with a full plot summary.

Is it an inaccurate summary? Is there a better one to read? Assuming I cant watch the movie

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BewmHedshot
04/30/24 8:30:29 PM
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It's one of those movies you see once, appreciate, and then never want to watch again.
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bigblu89
05/01/24 10:18:20 AM
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I would have to watch the actual movie, because it reads like a twist that comes out of nowhere when you read the plot summary.

Like, it sounds like a normal home invasion horror movie, and then the second the heroine gets the upper hand the bad guy breaks the 4th wall, grabs a TV remote and "rewinds" the movie, undoing the heroine's actions.

I'm not here to argue the merits of the movie, becasue like I said I have not seen it, but that sounds like a "what can we do to make this different from every other home invasion horror flick, while also insulting the audience's intelligence?"

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ssb_yunglink2
05/01/24 10:19:21 AM
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bigblu89 posted...
I would have to watch the actual movie, because it reads like a twist that comes out of nowhere when you read the plot summary.

Like, it sounds like a normal home invasion horror movie, and then the second the heroine gets the upper hand the bad guy breaks the 4th wall, grabs a TV remote and "rewinds" the movie, undoing the heroine's actions.

I'm not here to argue the merits of the movie, becasue like I said I have not seen it, but that sounds like a "what can we do to make this different from every other home invasion horror flick, while also insulting the audience's intelligence?"
dude just watch the damn movie

Youre going off of summaries. Movies arent made on paper. You cant understand the experience of a movie if youve literally never seen it

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bigblu89
05/01/24 10:23:22 AM
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ssb_yunglink2 posted...
dude just watch the damn movie

Youre going off of summaries. Movies arent made on paper. You cant understand the experience of a movie if youve literally never seen it

OK.

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GameGodOfAll
05/01/24 2:31:41 PM
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