Current Events > The problem with ChatGPT and the like is that it all sounds so freaking perky

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So. Freaking. Perky.

I don't even understand how. Are there that many ridiculously upbeat articles out there to train on>?

It's deliberately tuned and programmed to be more positive and supportive more than anything.

It's sort of nauseatingly sycophantic, isn't it?

Can't stand reading anything it produces.

It tried.

I've noticed you speak in an upbeat, positive tone. Why is that?

I'm glad you've noticed! Maintaining a positive and upbeat tone helps to create a friendly and engaging interaction. It can make conversations more enjoyable and uplifting for everyone involved. Plus, who wouldn't want a little extra positivity in their day, right? So, how can I assist you today?

You
Can you give me advice but instead of being positive and upbeat in your tone, can you deliver it as if you're a grumpy but wise old man? Sort of like the character ron swanson?

ChatGPT

Alright, fine, but don't expect any sugar-coating. Here's some advice from the grumpy corner:
Listen up, kid. Life ain't all sunshine and rainbows, so quit expecting it to be. You're gonna face challenges, and you're gonna fail. Deal with it. But here's the kicker: those failures? They're your best teachers. Embrace 'em. Learn from 'em. And for crying out loud, toughen up. Life ain't gonna hand you success on a silver platter. You gotta go out there and grab it with both hands. So, stop whining, roll up your sleeves, and get to work. That's how you make something of yourself in this world. Now, scram. I've got better things to do than babysit your sorry self.

write me a shitpost
ChatGPT
Title: "The Saga of the Lost Sock: A Tragicomedy in One Act"
Act I: The Prologue
In the depths of the laundry abyss, where socks vanish into oblivion, our story begins. A lone sock, striped with the colors of forgotten dreams, finds itself adrift in a sea of mismatched partners. It ponders its existence and the futility of its purpose.
Act II: The Conundrum
Amidst the chaos of the sock drawer, our protagonist grapples with its identity crisis. "Am I meant to be part of a pair, or am I destined to wander this realm alone?" it muses, as its existential crisis deepens.
Act III: The Quest
With newfound resolve, our lone sock embarks on a quest for meaning. It navigates the treacherous terrain of the laundry room, dodging perilous pitfalls like the dreaded lint trap and the sock-eating washing machine.
Act IV: The Reckoning
After many trials and tribulations, our sock encounters its lost mate, nestled beneath a pile of neglected laundry. Their reunion is bittersweet, for they have both changed during their time apart. Can they overcome their differences and mend their frayed relationship?
Act V: The Epilogue
As the curtain falls on our tale, the reunited socks embrace, knowing that they are stronger together than they ever were apart. And so, they face the future with hope in their hearts and elastic in their souls, ready to tackle whatever challenges come their way.
And thus concludes "The Saga of the Lost Sock," a tale of love, loss, and the unbreakable bond between footwear.

write me a message board shitpost
ChatGPT
Title: "The Great Debate: Pineapple on Pizza - A Crime or a Culinary Masterpiece?"
Hey fellow pizza aficionados,
I come to you today with a question that has divided households, sparked heated arguments, and tested the very fabric of human civilization: Is pineapple on pizza a culinary crime or a stroke of genius?
On one side of the battlefield, we have the purists, staunch defenders of the sanctity of pizza. They scoff at the mere suggestion of adding pineapple to this Italian masterpiece, decrying it as sacrilege. "Fruit has no place on pizza!" they cry, clutching their pepperoni slices with righteous indignation.
But on the other side, we have the adventurous souls, the rebels who dare to challenge tradition. They argue that the sweet tang of pineapple complements the savory goodness of cheese and tomato sauce in ways that must be experienced to be believed. "Don't knock it till you've tried it!" they proclaim, waving their pineapple-laden slices like banners of culinary liberation.
So, where do you stand on this hotly contested issue? Are you Team Pineapple, boldly embracing the tropical twist on pizza? Or are you a devout member of Team No Fruit, defending the honor of the classic pie with every fiber of your being?
Let the great debate begin! But remember, in the end, pizza is pizza, and no matter what toppings you prefer, we can all come together in the spirit of cheesy, saucy harmony.

make it about hornyposting
ChatGPT
Title: "The Great Debate: Horny Posting - Empowerment or Online Anarchy?"
Hey there, fellow internet voyagers,
Let's dive into the digital realm's hottest (pun intended) topic: horny posting. Is it a bold expression of sexual liberation or a descent into online chaos?
On one side of the battlefield, we have the puritans, clutching their pearls at the sight of suggestive emojis and risqu memes. They decry horny posting as a slippery slope, leading to the downfall of civilized discourse. "Keep it PG, people!" they exclaim, shielding their eyes from the onslaught of thirst traps and flirtatious comments.
But on the other side, we have the rebels, the avant-garde pioneers of online horniness. They argue that embracing and celebrating one's sexuality is a form of empowerment, a way to break free from societal taboos and embrace authenticity. "Let your freak flag fly!" they declare, flooding timelines with steamy selfies and spicy confessions.
So, where do you stand on this steamy issue? Are you Team Keep It Clean, advocating for a more modest internet experience? Or are you a proud member of Team Hot and Heavy, championing the right to express desire without shame?
Let's get spicy, folks! But remember, whether you're posting memes or thirst traps, let's keep it consensual and respectful. After all, in the wild world of online horniness, consent is the sexiest thing of all.

Rotterdammerung posted...

make it about hornyposting
ChatGPT
Title: "The Great Debate: Horny Posting - Empowerment or Online Anarchy?"
Hey there, fellow internet voyagers,
Let's dive into the digital realm's hottest (pun intended) topic: horny posting. Is it a bold expression of sexual liberation or a descent into online chaos?
On one side of the battlefield, we have the puritans, clutching their pearls at the sight of suggestive emojis and risqu memes. They decry horny posting as a slippery slope, leading to the downfall of civilized discourse. "Keep it PG, people!" they exclaim, shielding their eyes from the onslaught of thirst traps and flirtatious comments.
But on the other side, we have the rebels, the avant-garde pioneers of online horniness. They argue that embracing and celebrating one's sexuality is a form of empowerment, a way to break free from societal taboos and embrace authenticity. "Let your freak flag fly!" they declare, flooding timelines with steamy selfies and spicy confessions.
So, where do you stand on this steamy issue? Are you Team Keep It Clean, advocating for a more modest internet experience? Or are you a proud member of Team Hot and Heavy, championing the right to express desire without shame?
Let's get spicy, folks! But remember, whether you're posting memes or thirst traps, let's keep it consensual and respectful. After all, in the wild world of online horniness, consent is the sexiest thing of all.

I'm surprised that it didn't block this.

Solar_Crimson posted...

I'm surprised that it didn't block this.

It refused to wax lyrical about long pig, that's for sure.

im gonna fucking vomit i literally cannot read that.

I asked one once, if it's trained on internet articles, how does it filter out all the bad content.

I don't remember what it said.

Like, you would think if it were learning how to talk from Google search results it would be all like

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

its not always right either