Poll of the Day > I knew better but did it anyway.

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HornedLion
05/10/24 11:13:53 PM
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I not only ordered Taco Bell but said, Extra seasoned beef on the cheesy grilled stuff burrito and Crunchwrap supreme. As soon as I took the last bite, I swear my intestines were like, Code Red! Code Red!

What ingredient can possibly cause this? Are they putting laxatives in their beef?

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faramir77
05/10/24 11:20:34 PM
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No, the beef is just prepared by a kid getting paid minimum wage, and thus is likely contaminated with loads of salmonella. Your body reacts that way because in all likelihood the tacos they sell are literal poison.

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Dikitain
05/11/24 7:28:48 AM
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Clearly your constitution is low and you need to level it up by ordering a party pack of supreme tacos next time and not stopping until they are gone.

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Metalsonic66
05/11/24 11:21:37 AM
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Skill issue

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Jen0125
05/11/24 11:31:59 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Skill issue

basically
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Johnny_Eagle
05/11/24 10:46:02 PM
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Might want to think about what else you've eaten recently

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ItIsSoOver
05/12/24 9:20:23 AM
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You all seriously put that shit in your body?

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Metalsonic66
05/12/24 9:48:40 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e89ca99b.jpg

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adjl
05/12/24 1:37:27 PM
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faramir77 posted...
No, the beef is just prepared by a kid getting paid minimum wage, and thus is likely contaminated with loads of salmonella. Your body reacts that way because in all likelihood the tacos they sell are literal poison.

Salmonella usually takes a day or two to start showing symptoms, or at least 8 hours. If you're seeing results within the hour, it's not from salmonella.

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