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Vegy
05/11/24 10:56:47 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/bOKkQIS.jpeg

i'm guessing its a joke lol, it has to be tbh
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ssb_yunglink2
05/11/24 10:57:56 PM
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Theres one for a dad who has a daughter too.

Its really fucking creepy

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Kurt_Russel
05/11/24 10:59:28 PM
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Whats da rules for dating da mom?

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LonelyStoner
05/11/24 11:07:38 PM
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Sounds like every mom who wants to have incest with their son.

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Vicious_Dios
05/11/24 11:12:22 PM
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Now let her see the rules for when (IF) she marries him!

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bigtiggie23
05/11/24 11:25:42 PM
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I don't know about that last line.

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kingdrake2
05/11/24 11:26:55 PM
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ssb_yunglink2 posted...
Theres one for a dad who has a daughter too.


definitely don't want to get on his bad side either. it's way worse than one could think.

dollar bills yall.

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cjsdowg
05/11/24 11:27:57 PM
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Better than shot gun prom dates. Maybe those two should date.

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Euripides
05/11/24 11:28:40 PM
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Stop shopping at Hobby Lobby

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/11/24 11:29:28 PM
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ssb_yunglink2 posted...
Theres one for a dad who has a daughter too.

Its really fucking creepy
This has been a thing for decades, though. I remember a joke list about a dad's rules for dating his daughter that was in one of those viral emails you used to get from older relatives in like 2001. In those days it was funny.

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cjsdowg
05/11/24 11:30:22 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
This has been a thing for decades, though. I remember a joke list about a dad's rules for dating his daughter that was in one of those viral emails. In those days it was funny.

Sorry , but that shit was never for the masses. People see that and red lights go up.

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Cartoon_Quoter
05/11/24 11:30:43 PM
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Oh look, narcissism.

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ssb_yunglink2
05/11/24 11:31:40 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
This has been a thing for decades, though. I remember a joke list about a dad's rules for dating his daughter that was in one of those viral emails you used to get from older relatives in like 2001. In those days it was funny.
It was always creepy and reads as the parent having a strange obsession with their child.


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TerraSeeker
05/11/24 11:59:31 PM
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No, it would be weird for my mother to start referring to me as her prince. She never treated me anywhere near that good.

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KainWind
05/12/24 12:07:56 AM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
Whats da rules for dating da mom?

"whatever you do to him, I will do to you"

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kingdrake2
05/12/24 3:12:28 AM
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KainWind posted...
"whatever you do to him, I will do to you"


double edged sword.

no horny.

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David1988
05/12/24 3:14:49 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0b4254d1.jpg

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The_Korey
05/12/24 4:27:27 AM
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Understand I don't like you and never will.
Respect me
I kan make you go away


I would not be interested in being with someone who is ok with their parents being like this and still wants them around. If any of my family pulled this with someone I was interested in for no good reason, that's it. They're kut off with no questions asked. Security will be hired for the sole reason of keeping your ass out of the wedding and don't even expect pictures of our kids.

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RetuenOfDevsman
05/12/24 11:29:25 AM
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ssb_yunglink2 posted...
It was always creepy and reads as the parent having a strange obsession with their child.
Well I remember one of them on the list was something like when you drop her off afterward, make sure your hands are clearly visible. The camouflaged face in the window is mine.

You know, clearly jokey stuff.

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mustachedmystic
05/12/24 11:33:36 AM
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That last one, well, thats just fucked up.

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bigblu89
05/12/24 11:42:33 AM
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The I dont mind going back to jail is what would motivate me to transition trying to date the mom instead.

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Guide
05/12/24 11:44:26 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Sorry , but that shit was never for the masses. People see that and red lights go up.

Y'all really don't get how niche internet communities are.

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HighSeraph
05/12/24 11:45:54 AM
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"Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you"

So we fuckin'?

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AgentCoulson
05/12/24 11:48:42 AM
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Aight, the "I don't like you and never will" line was funny but the eest is weird as hell.

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Cuticrusader09
05/12/24 12:01:28 PM
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Most women would just say eh, you keep the loser.
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