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kirbymuncher 05/12/24 8:31:47 PM #1:	The bartender looks over at them as they walk in, and asks, "So, what'll it be? Three beers?" The first mathematician says, "I don't know." The second mathematician says, "I don't know." The third mathematician says, "Yes." --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF <cite>kirbymuncher posted [p:980366298] in Three math... [t:80767980]...</cite> <quote>The bartender looks over at them as they walk in, and asks, "So, what'll it be? Three beers?"The first mathematician says, "I don't know."The second mathematician says, "I don't know."The third mathematician says, "Yes." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DementedDurian 05/12/24 8:33:31 PM #2:	So, the guy from Peru, the guy from Timbuktu and the guy from Nantucket walk into a bar... --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. <cite>DementedDurian posted [p:980366324] in Three math... [t:80767980]...</cite> <quote>So, the guy from Peru, the guy from Timbuktu and the guy from Nantucket walk into a bar... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yawn_Master2 05/12/24 8:38:00 PM #3:	Superman flies by. 3 people are watching. the first shouts: its a bird! the second: its a plane! the third turns to the other two and asks: if it is a bird or a plane, why are you so excited? --- "Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth." <cite>Yawn_Master2 posted [p:980366372] in Three math... [t:80767980]...</cite> <quote>Superman flies by.3 people are watching.the first shouts: its a bird!the second: its a plane!the third turns to the other two and asks: if it is a bird or a plane, why are you so excited? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 05/12/24 8:38:58 PM #4:	Yawn_Master2 posted... Superman flies by. 3 people are watching. the first shouts: its a bird! the second: its a plane! the third turns to the other two and asks: if it is a bird or a plane, why are you so excited? My 3 year old gets very excited when a bird or a plane flies overhead. --- Science and Algorithms <cite>lilORANG posted [p:980366380] in Three math... [t:80767980]...</cite> <quote>Yawn_Master2 posted... </cite><quote>Superman flies by.3 people are watching.the first shouts: its a bird!the second: its a plane!the third turns to the other two and asks: if it is a bird or a plane, why are you so excited?</quote>My 3 year old gets very excited when a bird or a plane flies overhead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 05/12/24 8:39:19 PM #5:	https://youtu.be/I5ev9d31Zqk?si=nLEc87bejf-gOofR --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:980366382] in Three math... [t:80767980]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/I5ev9d31Zqk?si=nLEc87bejf-gOofR </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 05/12/24 8:40:06 PM #6:	Infinite mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders half a beer. The next orders a quarter of a beer. The third orders an eighth of a beer. The bartender says "you guys need to know your limits" and pours out one beer. --- There's a difference between canon and not-stupid. <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:980366388] in Three math... [t:80767980]...</cite> <quote>Infinite mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders half a beer. The next orders a quarter of a beer. The third orders an eighth of a beer.The bartender says "you guys need to know your limits" and pours out one beer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 05/12/24 9:04:35 PM #7:	Three mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The first mathematician says, "I'll drink half as many beers as my colleague over there is drinking," pointing to mathematician 2. The second one says, "I'll have a third as much as my other two colleagues combined are drinking." The third one says, "I'll have the minimum amount of beers greater than zero which results in each of us getting a whole integers worth of drinks." The bartender raises an eyebrow and says, "Look, I didn't sign up for an ale-gebra class. Just order like normal people." --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:980366655] in Three math... [t:80767980]...</cite> <quote>Three mathematicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The first mathematician says, "I'll drink half as many beers as my colleague over there is drinking," pointing to mathematician 2. The second one says, "I'll have a third as much as my other two colleagues combined are drinking." The third one says, "I'll have the minimum amount of beers greater than zero which results in each of us getting a whole integers worth of drinks." The bartender raises an eyebrow and says, "Look, I didn't sign up for an ale-gebra class. Just order like normal people." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbymuncher 05/12/24 10:38:46 PM #8:	I wish I had more but my selection of math bar jokes is quite small --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF <cite>kirbymuncher posted [p:980367839] in Three math... [t:80767980]...</cite> <quote>I wish I had more but my selection of math bar jokes is quite small </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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