Current Events > Teleportation, but it takes 1 year off your life.

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Shadowblade 05/13/24 2:03:25 PM #1:	Deal or No Deal - Results (33 votes) Deal 39.39% (13 votes) 13 No Deal 60.61% (20 votes) 20 Each use. --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>Shadowblade posted [p:980375616] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote> Deal or No Deal - Results (33 votes) Deal 39.39% (13 votes) 13 No Deal 60.61% (20 votes) 20 Show Voting Form Each use. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/13/24 2:04:15 PM #2:	Does that mean my last teleport just has a corpse appear in the middle of a Taco Bell? --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:980375625] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Does that mean my last teleport just has a corpse appear in the middle of a Taco Bell? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MagiMarthKoopa 05/13/24 2:04:18 PM #3:	I'd use it to teleport to Japan a few times <cite>MagiMarthKoopa posted [p:980375627] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>I'd use it to teleport to Japan a few times</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 05/13/24 2:04:53 PM #4:	20 or 30 years ago I would have said yes. But now that I'm in my 40's, no way. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:980375635] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>20 or 30 years ago I would have said yes. But now that I'm in my 40's, no way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 05/13/24 2:04:56 PM #5:	Nah id probably use it often --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Carol Reed Mystery Dead Drop & Oldschool Runescape. He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:980375636] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Nah id probably use it often </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vokrent 05/13/24 2:35:42 PM #7:	hell yeah give me that deal. --- Marching on in deathly silence, upon the shores we go. Crashing tides applaud the violence, upon the shores we go. <cite>Vokrent posted [p:980376093] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>hell yeah give me that deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 05/13/24 2:38:03 PM #8:	DrizztLink posted... Does that mean my last teleport just has a corpse appear in the middle of a Taco Bell? The imagery made me laugh out loud --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:980376128] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>Does that mean my last teleport just has a corpse appear in the middle of a Taco Bell?</quote>The imagery made me laugh out loud </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 05/13/24 2:38:22 PM #9:	Shadowblade posted... Each use. Fuck no. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:980376131] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Shadowblade posted... </cite><quote>Each use.</quote>Fuck no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 05/13/24 2:40:39 PM #10:	Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:980376155] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Golden_Key33 05/13/24 2:47:06 PM #11:	Aressar posted... Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. Heh, didn't think about it like that. I'll take it. --- Seaman_Prime: Oh **** there was a second Oompa Loompa! TomClark: I am rejuvenated by this whimsical turn of events! <cite>Golden_Key33 posted [p:980376231] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite><quote>Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.</quote>Heh, didn't think about it like that. I'll take it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOtherMike 05/13/24 2:47:14 PM #12:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Aressar posted... Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. These. If I'm ever in a plane about to crash or a hostage situation I can nope right out of there. --- Only two things can end a Republican's career - a dead girl or a live boy. <cite>TheOtherMike posted [p:980376239] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Aressar posted... </cite><quote>Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.</quote>These. If I'm ever in a plane about to crash or a hostage situation I can nope right out of there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GrandConjuraton 05/13/24 2:47:22 PM #13:	Vokrent posted... hell yeah give me that deal. --- I think you're hurting yourself, 'cause you hurt me https://imgur.com/o21DN7r <cite>GrandConjuraton posted [p:980376240] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Vokrent posted... </cite><quote>hell yeah give me that deal.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 05/13/24 2:51:06 PM #14:	Aressar posted... Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. Exactly --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:980376296] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite><quote>Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.</quote>Exactly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 05/13/24 3:03:05 PM #15:	You guys are telling me you won't ever just start using it because of your curiosity? One day you'll be bored and you're going to use it without caring about the side effect. That's at least 2 years off your life for a roundtrip. Then there'll be subsequent times when you think may need it and you will use it too. It'll become an addiction and then you end up dying at the age of 50 lol <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:980376469] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>You guys are telling me you won't ever just start using it because of your curiosity? One day you'll be bored and you're going to use it without caring about the side effect. That's at least 2 years off your life for a roundtrip. Then there'll be subsequent times when you think may need it and you will use it too. It'll become an addiction and then you end up dying at the age of 50 lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HotDogMayo 05/13/24 3:03:41 PM #16:	TheOtherMike posted... These. If I'm ever in a plane about to crash or a hostage situation I can nope right out of there. But what if you were supposed to survive the crash and your actual death date was exactly a year from the crash? --- Temporary signature <cite>HotDogMayo posted [p:980376479] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>TheOtherMike posted... </cite><quote>These. If I'm ever in a plane about to crash or a hostage situation I can nope right out of there.</quote>But what if you were supposed to survive the crash and your actual death date was exactly a year from the crash? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 05/13/24 3:14:40 PM #17:	Yes. Having it doesn't mean I have to use it. And one year is a small price to pay if the alternative is dying due to something you can use it to avoid. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:980376643] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Yes. Having it doesn't mean I have to use it. And one year is a small price to pay if the alternative is dying due to something you can use it to avoid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Popo 05/13/24 3:18:45 PM #18:	Each use = No way in hell If it was just a blanket lifetime access thing, Id heavily consider it. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The_Popo posted [p:980376696] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Each use = No way in hellIf it was just a blanket lifetime access thing, Id heavily consider it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Relient_K 05/13/24 3:19:59 PM #19:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] This assumes perfect self control. It would be very easy to trick yourself I to trying it "just once or twice" or "just for this one concert" or whatever . It would only take a short lapse in judgement to permanently cut your life short. I agree with what you're saying, it could easily save your life so it is worth having just for that, but I voted no because I don't want to decide one day that seeing Greece is the most important thing to me and realizing after I lost 2 years of my life on a round trip that I got almost nothing out of. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. <cite>Relient_K posted [p:980376716] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> This assumes perfect self control. It would be very easy to trick yourself I to trying it "just once or twice" or "just for this one concert" or whatever . It would only take a short lapse in judgement to permanently cut your life short.I agree with what you're saying, it could easily save your life so it is worth having just for that, but I voted no because I don't want to decide one day that seeing Greece is the most important thing to me and realizing after I lost 2 years of my life on a round trip that I got almost nothing out of. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vokrent 05/13/24 3:21:26 PM #20:	Pikachuchupika posted... You guys are telling me you won't ever just start using it because of your curiosity? One day you'll be bored and you're going to use it without caring about the side effect. That's at least 2 years off your life for a roundtrip. Then there'll be subsequent times when you think may need it and you will use it too. It'll become an addiction and then you end up dying at the age of 50 lol oh i would absolutely use it willy nilly for the hell of it. --- Marching on in deathly silence, upon the shores we go. Crashing tides applaud the violence, upon the shores we go. <cite>Vokrent posted [p:980376732] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Pikachuchupika posted... </cite><quote>You guys are telling me you won't ever just start using it because of your curiosity? One day you'll be bored and you're going to use it without caring about the side effect. That's at least 2 years off your life for a roundtrip. Then there'll be subsequent times when you think may need it and you will use it too. It'll become an addiction and then you end up dying at the age of 50 lol</quote>oh i would absolutely use it willy nilly for the hell of it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlveinFencer 05/13/24 3:23:08 PM #21:	I'd be more worried about teleporting into a person or object. I'd rather not find out what rules I'm dealing with the hard way. --- Boku wa Dhaos wo taosu! This board is a daycare with no adults.-HoshinoKatta <cite>AlveinFencer posted [p:980376754] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>I'd be more worried about teleporting into a person or object. I'd rather not find out what rules I'm dealing with the hard way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 05/13/24 3:23:11 PM #22:	teleport to the top of mount everest, get a nice glimpse and take some pictures, and teleport back might take a couple years off my life but it's better than playing russian roulette attempting to climb it --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:980376755] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>teleport to the top of mount everest, get a nice glimpse and take some pictures, and teleport backmight take a couple years off my life but it's better than playing russian roulette attempting to climb it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 05/13/24 3:26:03 PM #23:	I'd take it, save it for a special occasion or something. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:980376801] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>I'd take it, save it for a special occasion or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deej 05/13/24 3:30:58 PM #24:	So there's no downside? --- Hey, everyone, what's going on in this topic? Oh. <cite>Deej posted [p:980376875] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>So there's no downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HOON 05/13/24 4:06:49 PM #25:	Remember that were taking years off the END of your life. Those are the bad years. The old, decrepit, cant get it up even with pills years. --- R.I.P. #43 "Kill all tires" <cite>HOON posted [p:980377444] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Remember that were taking years off the END of your life. Those are the bad years. The old, decrepit, cant get it up even with pills years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowblade 05/13/24 6:47:36 PM #26:	>___> --- Your human level has changed to GOD. <cite>Shadowblade posted [p:980379746] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>>___> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/13/24 6:52:29 PM #27:	Wait, I get a year younger every time I teleport , nice --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:980379811] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Wait, I get a year younger every time I teleport , nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seaman_Prime 05/13/24 6:52:30 PM #28:	Sure id only use it to save my life, like if somehow i found myself on a Boeing aircraft. <cite>Seaman_Prime posted [p:980379814] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Sure id only use it to save my life, like if somehow i found myself on a Boeing aircraft.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/13/24 6:53:30 PM #29:	Teleport to sun --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:980379824] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Teleport to sun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDurinator 05/13/24 6:54:17 PM #30:	Sure why not, I'll use it if I'm in a plane that's crashing. <cite>TheDurinator posted [p:980379834] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>Sure why not, I'll use it if I'm in a plane that's crashing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kelemvor 05/13/24 7:45:08 PM #31:	I'd teleport off wolrd, maybe to an Alien planet where they have advanced powers in medicine to extend my lifespan. I could be like Rick Sanchez. <cite>kelemvor posted [p:980380550] in Teleportat... [t:80768384]...</cite> <quote>I'd teleport off wolrd, maybe to an Alien planet where they have advanced powers in medicine to extend my lifespan. I could be like Rick Sanchez.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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