Current Events > $5,000,000 but every woman you have sex with gets pregnant.

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[deleted] 05/14/24 7:01:58 AM #7:	[deleted] <cite>[deleted] posted [p:980388240] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>[deleted]</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cotton_Eye_Joe 05/14/24 9:49:42 AM #1:	Even if you use protection. --- Starfield is a 7/10. Get over it. <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:980388114] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>Even if you use protection. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeggetaX 05/14/24 9:50:57 AM #2:	What if you're married? Having sex with her every time leads to pregnant? --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>VeggetaX posted [p:980388141] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>What if you're married? Having sex with her every time leads to pregnant? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceMos 05/14/24 9:51:26 AM #3:	im a cis woman thoe --- 3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.does her janpuu dance <cite>AceMos posted [p:980388156] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>im a cis woman thoe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 05/14/24 9:52:03 AM #4:	Sure, 5 million and nothing changes. ~~I don't have sex, lol.~~ --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:980388163] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>Sure, 5 million and nothing changes. I don't have sex, lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/14/24 9:55:06 AM #5:	What if the woman is already pregnant or has a hysterectomy or menopause? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:980388207] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>What if the woman is already pregnant or has a hysterectomy or menopause? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cotton_Eye_Joe 05/14/24 9:55:35 AM #6:	AceMos posted... im a cis woman thoe Life finds a way. --- Starfield is a 7/10. Get over it. <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:980388220] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>im a cis woman thoe</quote>Life finds a way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheOtherMike 05/14/24 9:58:07 AM #8:	Deal. I'm gay so it's free money. --- Only two things can end a Republican's career - a dead girl or a live boy. <cite>TheOtherMike posted [p:980388257] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>Deal. I'm gay so it's free money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 05/14/24 9:59:11 AM #9:	What if same woman? Is it baby everytime? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:980388270] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>What if same woman?Is it baby everytime?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
texanfan27 05/14/24 9:59:21 AM #10:	So I go buy for me to get snipped or my wife to get her tubes tied. Problem solved --- I'm a ? Block. No, punching me won't give you power ups. <cite>texanfan27 posted [p:980388272] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>So I go buy for me to get snipped or my wife to get her tubes tied. Problem solved </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 05/14/24 10:00:17 AM #11:	AceMos posted... im a cis woman thoe So technically if you ever deed you have a miraculous birth. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:980388290] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>AceMos posted... </cite><quote>im a cis woman thoe</quote>So technically if you ever deed you have a miraculous birth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rick_alverado 05/14/24 10:10:36 AM #12:	I have no intention to ever have sex, so this is easy money. <cite>rick_alverado posted [p:980388432] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>I have no intention to ever have sex, so this is easy money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigblu89 05/14/24 10:17:45 AM #13:	VeggetaX posted... What if you're married? Having sex with her every time leads to pregnant? Tyranthraxus posted... What if the woman is already pregnant or has a hysterectomy or menopause? Need the answer to both of these before I commit. --- It takes zero effort to be a good person. <cite>bigblu89 posted [p:980388512] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>VeggetaX posted... </cite><quote>What if you're married? Having sex with her every time leads to pregnant?</quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>What if the woman is already pregnant or has a hysterectomy or menopause?</quote>Need the answer to both of these before I commit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nirvanas_Nox 05/14/24 10:22:55 AM #14:	TheOtherMike posted... Deal. I'm gay so it's free money. --- Kee Oth Rama Pancake <cite>Nirvanas_Nox posted [p:980388584] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>TheOtherMike posted... </cite><quote>Deal. I'm gay so it's free money.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpawnShadow 05/14/24 10:27:49 AM #16:	Does it still make her pregnant if you exclusively have non-vaginal sex with her (e.g. oral, anal, mutual masturbation)? <cite>SpawnShadow posted [p:980388667] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>Does it still make her pregnant if you exclusively have non-vaginal sex with her (e.g. oral, anal, mutual masturbation)?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 05/14/24 10:51:58 AM #17:	This sounds like the plot of the second Species movie, just without aliens. --- Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:980389021] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>This sounds like the plot of the second Species movie, just without aliens. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 05/14/24 10:52:57 AM #18:	...but that is biological impossible. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:980389031] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>...but that is biological impossible. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuuuDe14 05/14/24 11:19:23 AM #19:	I'm a regenerator --- The Official Sons of Sparda of all GameFAQS boards. June 10, 2018. The day Dante returned to us. Do what you want, just don't expect to get paid. <cite>DuuuDe14 posted [p:980389385] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>I'm a regenerator </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 05/14/24 11:21:33 AM #20:	Easy money. I'd sell myself to women incapable of getting pregnant. Easy millions. --- This is a cool sig <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:980389424] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>Easy money.I'd sell myself to women incapable of getting pregnant. Easy millions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KyasarinTsuu 05/14/24 11:33:17 AM #21:	What about phone sex? <cite>KyasarinTsuu posted [p:980389635] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>What about phone sex?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 05/14/24 12:26:12 PM #22:	KyasarinTsuu posted... What about phone sex? Half human, half phone hybrid --- Drawings of me by CE: https://imgur.com/a/rDSRWz8 <cite>Stagmar posted [p:980390476] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>KyasarinTsuu posted... </cite><quote>What about phone sex?</quote>Half human, half phone hybrid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 05/14/24 12:39:56 PM #23:	is it 5 million every time i have sex with and impregnate a woman, or is it 5 million once and then every sex leads to impregnation? --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:980390680] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>is it 5 million every time i have sex with and impregnate a woman, or is it 5 million once and then every sex leads to impregnation? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 05/14/24 12:44:22 PM #24:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ebd7762b.jpg <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:980390739] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ebd7762b.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 05/14/24 12:47:53 PM #25:	`NO` `DOWNSIDE` https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/242c4505.jpg --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:980390794] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>NODOWNSIDEhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/242c4505.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aztex 05/14/24 1:13:43 PM #26:	Infinite get laid glitch. Have sex with almost anyone you want they get an abortion and you give them money in return for the sex. --- Hot Girls Message Board https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls <cite>Aztex posted [p:980391158] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>Infinite get laid glitch. Have sex with almost anyone you want they get an abortion and you give them money in return for the sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 05/14/24 1:15:10 PM #27:	Aztex posted... Infinite get laid glitch. Have sex with almost anyone you want they get an abortion and you give them money in return for the sex. Dammit, I thought I made the most fucked up post. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:980391179] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>Aztex posted... </cite><quote>Infinite get laid glitch. Have sex with almost anyone you want they get an abortion and you give them money in return for the sex.</quote>Dammit, I thought I made the most fucked up post. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 05/14/24 1:15:34 PM #28:	So nothing changes if you're Nick Cannon? --- RIP Hornyposting on CE >_> 1999-2024 <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:980391184] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>So nothing changes if you're Nick Cannon? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid_Sonic 05/14/24 1:16:17 PM #29:	Woo hoo, money with no risk! --- Anyone who doesn't agree is part of the problem. <cite>Solid_Sonic posted [p:980391193] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>Woo hoo, money with no risk! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MangaBroski 05/14/24 1:16:51 PM #30:	No women are interested in me, so thats an easy 5 mil. <cite>MangaBroski posted [p:980391201] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>No women are interested in me, so thats an easy 5 mil.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid_Sonic 05/14/24 1:17:15 PM #31:	MangaBroski posted... No women are interested in me, so thats an easy 5 mil. Well, to be fair, now you have $5M. That could change things on that front. --- Anyone who doesn't agree is part of the problem. <cite>Solid_Sonic posted [p:980391208] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>MangaBroski posted... </cite><quote>No women are interested in me, so thats an easy 5 mil.</quote>Well, to be fair, now you have $5M. That could change things on that front. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsNotA2Mer 05/14/24 1:26:07 PM #32:	I only do men, pay me now. --- It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future. (He/Him). <cite>ItsNotA2Mer posted [p:980391317] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>I only do men, pay me now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 05/14/24 1:28:51 PM #33:	what's the catch --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:980391356] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>what's the catch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
anttttt 05/14/24 1:31:40 PM #34:	ez <cite>anttttt posted [p:980391387] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>ez</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MangaBroski 05/14/24 1:45:19 PM #35:	Solid_Sonic posted... Well, to be fair, now you have $5M. That could change things on that front. Im not the kind of person whod be flashy enough to attract a gold digger. Im super antisocial which pushes people away and while Id upgrade my outfit, what Id buy would be unlikely to make anyone aware I went up to millionaire status. Like, Id dress like a goth blob or Sonia Lazzo. That wouldnt pass beyond upper middle-class at best, and someone gold digging that turf is probably terribly pathetic. I dont drive and wouldnt get more than a comfortable residence (and lets be real, in the USA getting my own house in a place that I would consider worth living would take a sizable amount of the money anyway). Now I could move to New Zealand, and I dont expect to become attractive there, but would it cheaper to get a house there? Fuck it, Trump will probably win 2024 because Biden keeps bumbling and hes stuck in the shitshow of the conflict between Israel and Palestine and single-issue voters on either side will sit by while the man who called nazis very fine people and has probably suggested or outright said awful things towards Arab people climbs back into office. Housing cost be damned, lets move to. New Zealand and have be a physically, mentally, emotionally, and socially unattractive person there. I acknowledge New Zealand hasnt been great to the Mori people, but Im from the USA, so I cant say that Im shocked about the horrid colonizers have inflicted on indigenous peoples. <cite>MangaBroski posted [p:980391521] in $5,000,000... [t:80768925]...</cite> <quote>Solid_Sonic posted... </cite><quote>Well, to be fair, now you have $5M. That could change things on that front.</quote>Im not the kind of person whod be flashy enough to attract a gold digger. Im super antisocial which pushes people away and while Id upgrade my outfit, what Id buy would be unlikely to make anyone aware I went up to millionaire status. Like, Id dress like a goth blob or Sonia Lazzo. That wouldnt pass beyond upper middle-class at best, and someone gold digging that turf is probably terribly pathetic. I dont drive and wouldnt get more than a comfortable residence (and lets be real, in the USA getting my own house in a place that I would consider worth living would take a sizable amount of the money anyway).Now I could move to New Zealand, and I dont expect to become attractive there, but would it cheaper to get a house there?Fuck it, Trump will probably win 2024 because Biden keeps bumbling and hes stuck in the shitshow of the conflict between Israel and Palestine and single-issue voters on either side will sit by while the man who called nazis very fine people and has probably suggested or outright said awful things towards Arab people climbs back into office. Housing cost be damned, lets move to. New Zealand and have be a physically, mentally, emotionally, and socially unattractive person there.I acknowledge New Zealand hasnt been great to the Mori people, but Im from the USA, so I cant say that Im shocked about the horrid colonizers have inflicted on indigenous peoples.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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