Current Events > *ding dong*... "oh shit, it's Trump outside!"

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Printerscape
05/20/24 12:05:14 AM
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Your doorbell rings. You look outside your window. You see Secret Service and a row of cars. You look through your front door (via peephole, doorbell cam, etc). You see its former president Trump. You communicate with him through the door:
You: What do you want?
Trump: Hey, its President Trump, the best president ever, believe me. Im outside your door, and Ive got a situation. A big one. Probably the biggest youve ever seen. I need to come in, because Ive got to take a massive, huge crap. Its urgent, folks. Trust me, its going to be the bestest biggest crap, but I need your toilet. So, open the door. Do it now.

Do you let him in?
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itachi15243
05/20/24 12:06:56 AM
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No.

He can go find a neighbors toilet or shit himself.

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Goderator
05/20/24 12:07:59 AM
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Doesn't he wear diapers
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LeoRavus
05/20/24 12:09:02 AM
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I'd let him go in a bush in the back yard. Where he'll be caught on camera and the footage sold to the highest bidder.

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BucketCat
05/20/24 12:11:57 AM
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sure, he can use the compost toilet in the garage. then i'd prob sell his along with a picture of him taking the shit to one of my neighbors or on the internet.

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Trumble
05/20/24 12:12:52 AM
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Does he offer to teach me the Fart of the Deal?

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Vicious_Dios
05/20/24 12:14:48 AM
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Doesn't the President need to go do their business into an isolated commode or something to prevent any sort of espionage fuckery? (You'd have to be a desperate, sick FUCK to even handle any sort of droppings for whatever reason)

Lmao, just because I voted for him doesn't mean that I want his cheeks touching my seats. I don't even let my own blood relatives use my bathrooms beside the powder bath. At best, he can use the porta potty I have near my barn.

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Smashingpmkns
05/20/24 12:15:34 AM
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I live in a stand your ground state so I could do something pretty cool

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Bass
05/20/24 12:17:29 AM
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No. He can go to the neighbors. They'd be overjoyed since they're nutty enough to have flown Trump flags.

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Hyena_Of_Ice
05/20/24 12:21:30 AM
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I wouldn't even answer the door.
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trappedunderice
05/20/24 12:42:25 AM
#11:


Yes
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CE_gonna_CE
05/20/24 12:42:39 AM
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Fuck that guy

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Thermador446
05/20/24 12:43:21 AM
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No.
1 of my dogs can smell evil, not gonna have his SS shoot them

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Zikten
05/20/24 12:48:27 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8112239f.jpg

If I knew how to edit pictures, I'd put Trump 's face on Elrond
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ItsNotA2Mer
05/20/24 12:49:31 AM
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Let him into my house? Are you kidding? I wouldn't cross the street to piss on his head if it was on fire.

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Kradek
05/20/24 1:29:07 AM
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I live in TX, so any attempt by him to enter my property will initiate Castle Doctrine defense laws. I don't care, let him shit on the neighbor's lawn, no fucking way he's entering my house.

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CassandraCroft
05/20/24 2:21:08 AM
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He can go fuck right off and piss his pants and then I will sue him for tresspassing.

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AgentCoulson
05/20/24 2:30:29 AM
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I close the door in his face and then I go use both of my bathrooms.

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GGuirao13
05/20/24 3:15:44 AM
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He can shit himself and fuck off!

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andri_g
05/20/24 7:37:43 AM
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Zikten posted...
If I knew how to edit pictures, I'd put Trump 's face on Elrond
Ask and you shall receive... :)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/ad69b48c.jpg

I made another one, with Elrond's eyes and mouth visible. Unfortunately, by the time the image was done Elrond looked like Nauls from The Thing (1982) *after* he had been taken over--pure nightmare fuel. So... be careful what you wish for? lol

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wackyteen
05/20/24 7:38:54 AM
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I'm on the 3rd floor of a building with a public toilet on the 1st floor.

If he knocks on my door, it's targeted harassment

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gatorsPENSbucs
05/20/24 7:51:03 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I live in a stand your ground state so I could do something pretty cool
I dont get it.

What exactly would be cool?

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Mistere_Man
05/20/24 7:53:29 AM
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Just poop in the yard like a sophisticate.

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RchHomieQuanChi
05/20/24 8:14:52 AM
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I'd be strongly resisting the urge to punch the shit out of him, but regardless, no he can fuck off

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dummy420
05/20/24 8:17:29 AM
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You just know he has a habbit of smearing shit everywhere.

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Printerscape
05/20/24 8:19:41 AM
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So this Quora answer says the President and SS can enter anywhere he wants, based on a federal law:
https://www.quora.com/Can-the-Secret-Service-commandeer-my-house-during-a-POTUS-visit

I wonder if that extends to former presidents.
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Guns_of_Verdun
05/20/24 8:20:59 AM
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Printerscape posted...
So this Quora answer says the President and SS can enter anywhere he wants, based on a federal law:
https://www.quora.com/Can-the-Secret-Service-commandeer-my-house-during-a-POTUS-visit

I wonder if that extends to former presidents.
A lot of CE aren't Americans

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Printerscape
05/20/24 8:22:23 AM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
A lot of CE aren't Americans
GTFO. I guarantee majority of GameFAQ visitors, not just CE, are Americans. In other words, its safe to assume its an American majority here.
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Turbam
05/20/24 8:24:27 AM
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He can shit himself

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Guns_of_Verdun
05/20/24 8:27:52 AM
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Printerscape posted...
GTFO. I guarantee majority of GameFAQ visitors, not just CE, are Americans. In other words, its safe to assume its an American majority here.
Ok...

That doesn't really address my posts

If Trump turns up to some German or Canadian guy's house and states US Federal law, that don't mean shit.

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Choco
05/20/24 8:29:05 AM
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no, he will probably tell the entire world what a mess my apartment is

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Thermador446
05/20/24 9:38:01 AM
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Turbam posted...
He can shit himself

No way he hasn't started at the podium
But he shrugs it off like a champ

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joaquintall
05/20/24 10:10:47 AM
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Yes

And I'd also get pictures with the guy and sell my place (at a massive profit) to some rich chud so he could have the novelty of living in a place where his hero used the can. Use money to buy something bigger in the neighbourhood... or if the profit was substantial, retire to a smaller community.

No sympathy for anyone who supports that jerk, I might as well profit if ever given the opportunity.
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PeteyParker
05/20/24 10:12:54 AM
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I'll just tell him I have one of those toilets he hates that you have to flush four times so that he just leaves and goes somewhere else.

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divot1338
05/20/24 10:14:16 AM
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I live in Texas so I think Im obligated to shoot him through the door.

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Printerscape
05/20/24 10:18:41 AM
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PeteyParker posted...
I'll just tell him I have one of those toilets he hates that you have to flush four times so that he just leaves and goes somewhere else.
Bold of you to think hell flush.
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SoIidLegacy
05/20/24 10:49:34 AM
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What a coincidence. I just made some soup myself. I'll just drop it over to (read: on) him from the second floor window.

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LightningThief
05/20/24 11:13:36 AM
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Printerscape posted...
So this Quora answer says the President and SS can enter anywhere he wants, based on a federal law:
https://www.quora.com/Can-the-Secret-Service-commandeer-my-house-during-a-POTUS-visit

I wonder if that extends to former presidents.
No, there are plenty here that's American
That law is not as literal as you make it out to be.

The PotUS cannot literally for no apparent official reason stop by some random house and take over. That's not how the law works.

The President of the United States would need an official reason to be granted a special privilege to just barge into your home. If the president did barge in without permission they would be illegally entering. Now dealing with that illegal entry is a whole entire different story that I would suggest pursuing legal action after the fact (not that I have high hopes it would go much anywhere.) It's your lawyer vs the presidents lawyers, and they likely will make up bs to dodge any legal action or just frankly stall you out in the courts..... it's not like normal people can afford to be stalled in court.

My tangent aside, my point is, it's not actually legal for the PotUS to just on a whim decide to commandeer or enter your house for no official reason beyond the presidents passing whim.
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ROBANN_88
05/20/24 11:19:42 AM
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Was about to say, what the hell is he doing in Sweden where that becomes an issue?

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ItsNotA2Mer
05/20/24 11:56:29 AM
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divot1338 posted...
I live in Texas so I think Im obligated to shoot him through the door.

I thought that rule only pertained to non-whites?

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divot1338
05/20/24 11:57:08 AM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
I thought that rule only pertained to non-whites?
He was orange

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Bishop_Hastur
05/20/24 11:59:26 AM
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I'm wondering what his reaction would be to the Christmas cards from the Clinton's that I've got framed hanging on the wall. Cause he's gonna have to walk right past them to get to a bathroom.

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rick_alverado
05/20/24 12:07:11 PM
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Question is flawed as I dont have a doorbell. Also, not sure what hed be doing in a random small city in Canada.
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Marmitecashews
05/20/24 12:24:07 PM
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The large Victorian front door say no.

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Turbam
05/20/24 12:27:46 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
I'm wondering what his reaction would be to the Christmas cards from the Clinton's that I've got framed hanging on the wall. Cause he's gonna have to walk right past them to get to a bathroom.
Bold of you to assume he can read

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CE_gonna_CE
05/20/24 5:31:01 PM
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Poop in the yard, fuckhead

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Bishop_Hastur
05/20/24 5:48:19 PM
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Turbam posted...
Bold of you to assume he can read
Bold of you to assume that I'm not gonna ask why I didn't get a card from him when he was president. (I already know the answer).

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