Current Events > Google AI encouraging you to add non-toxic glue to pizza sauce for tackiness

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CruelBuffalo
05/22/24 7:16:50 PM
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https://twitter.com/pixelbutts/status/1793387357753999656
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uwnim
05/22/24 7:18:56 PM
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Sounds like a good idea.

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BucketCat
05/22/24 7:20:00 PM
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gotta add macro plastics to balance out the micro plastics.

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hmnut7
05/22/24 7:20:51 PM
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Well I was going to add toxic glue so once again the day is saved by AI.

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Strider102
05/22/24 7:22:01 PM
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"Hello, how would you like your pizza?"

"Extra glue, please!"

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Enclave
05/22/24 7:24:46 PM
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I bet you could find some kindergarten kids who would absolutely love some Elmer's Margherita Pizza.

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AceMos
05/22/24 7:33:37 PM
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hope google gets sued for this

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008Zulu
05/22/24 7:37:54 PM
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Google AI is powered by Ralph Wiggum.

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Antifar
05/22/24 7:43:23 PM
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The people behind Google, a trillion dollar company, decided that their flagship product needed to spit out unreliable bullshit front and center.

Does anybody smart work in silicon valley?

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Starks
05/22/24 7:44:24 PM
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OpenAI has almost lapped Google at this point

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UnholyMudcrab
05/22/24 7:45:23 PM
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Well, I can't find fault in its logic. Cheese not sticking to the pizza? Just glue it there. Now it sticks.

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Evthean
05/22/24 7:45:37 PM
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Just googled to test, and it unironically suggests Elmers

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Enclave
05/22/24 7:48:18 PM
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Evthean posted...
Just googled to test, and it unironically suggests Elmers

Lol, but I was just joking.

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TheGoldenEel
05/22/24 7:52:44 PM
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Its so obnoxious that you cant turn this shit off

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BlackOmnimon
05/22/24 7:55:18 PM
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on the other hand, toxic glue can add spiciness

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Powdered_Toast
05/22/24 7:59:21 PM
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Shitting up Google AI responses will be the new version of search engine optimization. I hope this goes horribly for them.

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AbsolutelyNoOne
05/22/24 8:00:46 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Its so obnoxious that you cant turn this shit off
There are extensions that auto-hide them, I'll suffice with that for now

AI sucks.

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TendoDRM
05/22/24 8:03:40 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Its so obnoxious that you cant turn this shit off

https://www.theverge.com/24162621/google-search-ai-overviews-get-rid-of

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thronedfire2
05/22/24 8:04:56 PM
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well...that's technically not incorrect.

corn starch slurry is basically just paste.

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rexcrk
05/22/24 8:05:43 PM
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This is the weirdest timeline.

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MEGAsoldier
05/22/24 8:07:25 PM
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I have really only used it for video game questions, but so far the Google AI thing has been pretty accurate for me, and I do enjoy not even having to click on a website.
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LeoRavus
05/22/24 8:07:27 PM
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AI as we know it isn't really AI. It's not sentient and just uses search engines to come up with some shit.

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CruelBuffalo
05/23/24 1:11:49 AM
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I tried asking ScarJo about Tomb Raider issues because I was stuck on what to do but she hallucinated answers and got me more confused
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Tyranthraxus
05/23/24 1:18:37 AM
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Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue

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BuzzKilljoy
05/23/24 1:24:14 AM
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That's probably one of those food photographer or set dresser tricks it searched up and churned out.

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Enclave
05/23/24 1:24:53 AM
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BuzzKilljoy posted...
That's probably one of those food photographer or set dresser tricks it searched up and churned out.

I hadn't considered this but you're probably exactly right.

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Thermador446
05/23/24 1:26:29 AM
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This sounds like it's stealing from shit-post in wikipedia

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Smashingpmkns
05/23/24 1:27:52 AM
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It's how they make it in Italy

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Back_Stabbath
05/23/24 1:29:06 AM
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A NZ national supermarket chain tried to use AI to make recipes and the results were amazing
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/41009f85.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/003a0d56.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b696928f.jpg

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Back_Stabbath
05/23/24 1:31:56 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b696928f.jpg

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party_animal07
05/23/24 2:11:12 AM
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BuzzKilljoy posted...
That's probably one of those food photographer or set dresser tricks it searched up and churned out.
This was my first thought

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Shotgunnova
05/23/24 2:13:49 AM
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How am I supposed to throw a good 12-6 curveball if I use all my glue for pizza? Thanks, Biden!

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sfcalimari
05/23/24 2:17:41 AM
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Antifar posted...
The people behind Google, a trillion dollar company, decided that their flagship product needed to spit out unreliable bullshit front and center.

Does anybody smart work in silicon valley?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d4cd8672.jpg

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Tyranthraxus
05/23/24 2:33:59 AM
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party_animal07 posted...
This was my first thought
I don't think they'd specify non toxic glue if it was gotten from a photographer. Those dudes literally baste turkeys in motor oil to give it a perfect golden finish.

And food glue / meat glue is a thing I just never heard of it being added to sauce.

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BTH_Phoenix
05/23/24 11:03:19 AM
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AI figured out the pizza hut recipe

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Bass
05/23/24 11:04:28 AM
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Our AI overlords know what's best.

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Whiterun_Guard_
05/23/24 11:05:03 AM
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AI is already trying to kill us.

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FL81
05/23/24 11:49:36 AM
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"AI is the future" lol. lmao even

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Trelve
05/23/24 11:56:29 AM
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Google AI got this from a reddit comment, as reddit recently gave the green light for AI models to use their site as a source.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/693778d0.jpg
https://x.com/petergyang/status/1793480607198323196?t=6NDjiFnXsyR2BceI-o7M4A&s=19

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Compsognathus
05/23/24 12:02:58 PM
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1787041991391584549?s=19

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Deej
05/23/24 12:05:35 PM
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If I'm not supposed to eat it, why is glue non-toxic? Checkmate, non glue eaters.

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Tmaster148
05/23/24 12:44:57 PM
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Here's the source the AI got the information from

https://twitter.com/kurtopsahl/status/1793494822436917295

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CruelBuffalo
05/23/24 8:06:21 PM
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https://twitter.com/napalmtrees/status/1793720676681175471
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Enclave
05/23/24 8:11:58 PM
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Google really does have the worst of the LLMs.

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YugiNoob
05/23/24 8:12:35 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7fb23b17.jpg

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Antifar
05/23/24 8:16:23 PM
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https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3kt6w2phzdc2h

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CruelBuffalo
05/23/24 8:53:46 PM
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Lmaaoooooooooo not the onion. Damn Google AI is worse than teenagers
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Antifar
05/23/24 9:16:13 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Lmaaoooooooooo not the onion. Damn Google AI is worse than teenagers
It consistently does this
https://bsky.app/profile/ygalanter.bsky.social/post/3kt6z7r6tls2f

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McMarbles
05/23/24 9:35:59 PM
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This is how you get Skynet.

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