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I feel disgusting if I go more than one day without doing any of these things

I think I'd find myself vomit-inducing after a week

Low functioning individuals with psychiatric disorders live this way already, seems like an easy deal.

I can get by without deodorant, my sweat doesn't stink unless I'm really sweaty and if I'm in a situation where I'm that sweaty typically deodorant doesn't help much.

The lack of shower was easy enough to get past with baths which aren't as good at cleaning as a shower but would be worth it.

The lack of brushing though... Not sure how to get around that, it's a real problem because it's not just a breath stinking issue but also something that will directly impact your health.

Already not doing any of that, checkmate.

Enclave posted...

The lack of brushing though... Not sure how to get around that, it's a real problem because it's not just a breath stinking issue but also something that will directly impact your health.

Avoid sugary products and soda, buy a tooth scraper for the tartar buildup, floss, and use unscented/flavored mouthwash. Also two cleanings a year at the dentist. You probably wouldnt even notice the difference, though others might smell it if youre close to them.

Okay so I take baths and have somebody else brush my teeth for me, easy

You can get fake teeth for that much money

Have teeth removed and soak the false ones in Efferdent. Easiest money ever.

BDSMKane posted...

Avoid sugary products and soda, buy a tooth scraper for the tartar buildup, floss, and use unscented/flavored mouthwash. Also two cleanings a year at the dentist. You probably wouldnt even notice the difference, though others might smell it if youre close to them.

Naw, I actually have gum issues, if I don't brush? That'll cause problems.

i swim in a damn pool

Deal. I need new teeth anyway.

*walks in topic, takes one breath, walks out of topic.*

Well as a teen I would go months without a shower sometimes (bit of a druggie) so I already know I'll go nose blind to it eventually. Sorry to anyone else who has to smell me though.

Already had my teeth removed. Had several broke off in a fight and it made me stop caring about them so drugs plus a 12 pack of Mt dew a day habit wrecked em. So i said fuck it when my gma died and I got 10k in inheritance and had em pulled.

So yeah this is a easy enough deal.

Can I stand in the rain if I just so happen to be outside doing something? That'd suffice as a "shower" since you will very quickly develop skin issues if you never rinse off. Forget the smell, it's the rash/itchiness/sores.

Brushing is the biggest deal breaker.

$50 million but you get oral cancer and die.

No deal, I wouldnt know what to even spend the money on since Im just a simple man