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Just_a_loser
06/09/24 9:49:17 AM
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Why is this even a thing we waste resources on?

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Vivaldi7
06/09/24 9:51:01 AM
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You actually believe that yellow shit is pure cheese ?

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Dungeater
06/09/24 9:51:08 AM
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its good

its definitely better than pizza with bad toppings, like sausage or green peppers

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Just_a_loser
06/09/24 9:52:27 AM
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Dungeater posted...
its good

its definitely better than pizza with bad toppings, like sausage or green peppers
I would take a sausage and green pepper pizza over plain cheese any fucking day.

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UnfairRepresent
06/09/24 9:52:28 AM
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I mean it tastes nice

what's the problem?

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Dungeater
06/09/24 9:53:42 AM
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Just_a_loser posted...
I would take a sausage and green pepper pizza over plain cheese any fucking day.
i wouldnt, because either of those alone ruin a pizza for me

whereas regular pizza is still good. thats why its a template/vehicle for so many good toppings, becuz the base is already great

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boomgetchopped3
06/09/24 9:56:00 AM
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Its about quality ingredients for me. Had a classic Margherita the other day with homemade sauce fresh mozzarella. Its the best.

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yusiko
06/09/24 9:57:03 AM
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Cheese pizza is the only way to truly judge the quality of a pizza place as they have no toppings to hide behind

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Giacomo_Hawkins
06/09/24 9:57:47 AM
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Mediocre cheese makes for a mediocre pizza, especially if you don't have other topics to cover it up.

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hockeybabe89
06/09/24 9:58:18 AM
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Dungeater posted...
its good

its definitely better than pizza with bad toppings, like sausage or green peppers
Stop. You can only make me so hungry!

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ToadallyAwesome
06/09/24 9:58:57 AM
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yusiko posted...
Cheese pizza is the only way to truly judge the quality of a pizza place as they have no toppings to hide behind

This! If they cant make a good plain cheese then how can they make a pizza other wise? Its the basis for everything!

Also sometimes its just nice to have less complication on the pizza.

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Rotterdammerung
06/09/24 9:59:02 AM
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People who hate cheese pizza are usually morally reprehensible.

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Dungeater
06/09/24 9:59:10 AM
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yusiko posted...
Cheese pizza is the only way to truly judge the quality of a pizza place as they have no toppings to hide behind
truth

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rexcrk
06/09/24 9:59:10 AM
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Lmao nah. A plain well-done plain cheese pizza is the best and of course you can always spice it up with a little extra cheese, red pepper, garlic, whatever.

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Ricemills
06/09/24 9:59:25 AM
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Yeah that's the point.
If the bland pizza tastes good, it would be even better with toppings.

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/09/24 10:03:19 AM
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4 cheese pizza is the bomb! the f are you on about...

swear these dudes love to find stuff to complain about. lol
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RetuenOfDevsman
06/09/24 10:04:48 AM
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Eh. Cheese pizza is better than no pizza. Plus, it's really popular among children.

I can understand the "sometimes simple is good" perspective, as I'll occasionally eat a plain hamburger and I ALWAYS eat my steaks plain. But to me, the minimalist pizza is pepperoni, lol.

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tankboy
06/09/24 10:04:48 AM
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The fact that TC calls it "cheese pizza" and not "plain pizza" indicates that they've probably never even had good pizza.
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RetuenOfDevsman
06/09/24 10:05:46 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
4 cheese pizza is the bomb! the f are you on about...

swear these dudes love to find stuff to complain about. lol
I guess it probably depends on the pizzeria, but usually if you just order a cheese pizza, it's not a 4 cheese.

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Dungeater
06/09/24 10:06:21 AM
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tankboy posted...
The fact that TC calls it "cheese pizza" and not "plain pizza" indicates that they've probably never even had good pizza.
also true

i have literally never in my life heard someone call it a cheese pizza

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boomgetchopped3
06/09/24 10:06:34 AM
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Rotterdammerung posted...
People who hate cheese pizza are usually morally reprehensible.

gotta love CE sometimes lmao

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pazzy
06/09/24 10:07:16 AM
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Most cheese pizza that's worth anything blends multiple cheeses together. Though, I can understand why you'd hate it if the people that make it are lazy.
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ZevLoveDOOM
06/09/24 10:07:24 AM
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well if you order a pizza with one cheese, then yeah, its boring. i mean, its passable at best...

but you cant go wrong with a 4 cheese pizza dawg! its like flavor town! >_>
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PeteyParker
06/09/24 10:07:25 AM
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yusiko posted...
Cheese pizza is the only way to truly judge the quality of a pizza place as they have no toppings to hide behind

This. You always get a plain pizza the first time with a new place to know if it will be worth it to try something else.

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teep_
06/09/24 10:07:57 AM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
Its about quality ingredients for me. Had a classic Margherita the other day with homemade sauce fresh mozzarella. Its the best.
Yeah, that stuff is great

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GeraldDarko
06/09/24 10:08:34 AM
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Cheese pizza is great.

https://youtube.com/shorts/J8IlyB2p8EM?si=p7bXM74ZvnSp-kps

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Rotterdammerung
06/09/24 10:08:56 AM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
gotta love CE sometimes lmao
What stone-baked skeletons are hiding in *your* closet, I wonder?

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lydiaquayle
06/09/24 10:08:57 AM
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Just_a_loser posted...
Cheese pizza is the blandest, most pointless pizza ever.
Why is this even a thing we waste resources on?
Says someone who never ate at a quality pizzeria or pizzaiola.

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GrandConjuraton
06/09/24 10:11:27 AM
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yusiko posted...
Cheese pizza is the only way to truly judge the quality of a pizza place as they have no toppings to hide behind


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ClayGuida
06/09/24 10:15:18 AM
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Papa Johns has a 5 cheese pizza that's fucking delicious.

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rodu_jr
06/09/24 10:19:44 AM
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it's a layer of sauce away from being cheese sticks
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GeraldDarko
06/09/24 10:21:24 AM
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ClayGuida posted...
Papa Johns has a 5 cheese pizza that's fucking delicious.
Keep cheddar off 'za, imo

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lydiaquayle
06/09/24 10:22:31 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QsjdjUJAkA

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GeraldDarko
06/09/24 10:24:17 AM
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lydiaquayle posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QsjdjUJAkA
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ClayGuida
06/09/24 10:25:35 AM
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GeraldDarko posted...
Keep cheddar off 'za, imo
It's not cheddar i don't think.

Experience the authentic taste of Italy! Layered with signature pizza sauce and an authentic blend of Parmesan, Romano, Asiago, Fontina, provolone, and real cheese made from mozzarella.

Shit's delicious and one of the few things about Papa John's worth a shit imo.

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boomgetchopped3
06/09/24 10:28:12 AM
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lydiaquayle posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QsjdjUJAkA

I can tell just by the look its perfect. Light, doesnt flop around. Crispy and soft at the same time. Ive never seen a place put the basil on the side but I like it.

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GeraldDarko
06/09/24 10:29:27 AM
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ClayGuida posted...
It's not cheddar i don't think.

Shit's delicious and one of the few things about Papa John's worth a shit imo.
Papa's cheese is pretty meh. Never cared for them, but I've always been a super picky eater. Wish this local place didn't close. Had great quality ingredients and a fantastic cracker crust.

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lydiaquayle
06/09/24 10:34:26 AM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
Ive never seen a place put the basil on the side but I like it.
It's actually quite smart. They give customers the option to put it on themselves when they're about to eat, so that the basil doesn't wilt if you place it too early.

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Compsognathus
06/09/24 10:52:11 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Saying plain or regular is very much a NYC thing.

Cheese pizza is more common basically everywhere else in the US.

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R1masher
06/09/24 10:53:14 AM
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Who the fuck calls it cheese pizza

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Dungeater
06/09/24 10:53:19 AM
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Compsognathus posted...
Saying plain or regular is very much a NYC thing.

Cheese pizza is more common basically everywhere else in the US.
this is blowing my mind

cheeze pizza is like saying frosting cupcake

fizzy soda


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Bass
06/09/24 10:54:09 AM
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It's boring and I'd rather not have it too. If that's all there is I wouldn't turn it down, though.

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LinkPizza
06/09/24 10:57:15 AM
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I use to eat only cheese pizza when I was younger. But I was kind of a picky eater. These days, I usually do meats. All or some Dont get veggies, though. I eat those on their own. But I have tried some at different points of my life. They never make the pizza better to me, though

Vivaldi7 posted...
You actually believe that yellow shit is pure cheese ?

I mean, either way, it would still be called cheese pizza Whether its cheese or a cheese-like substance

R1masher posted...
Who the fuck calls it cheese pizza

Most people I know do

Dungeater posted...
this is blowing my mind

cheeze pizza is like saying frosting cupcake

fizzy soda

As far as I know, we used it to basically say just cheese with no other toppings. So, cheese pizza Idk. Been hearing it called that since I was young

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Dungeater
06/09/24 10:59:22 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
As far as I know, we used it to basically say just cheese with no other toppings. So, cheese pizza Idk. Been hearing it called that since I was young
thats nuts

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HeroFlyChao
06/09/24 10:59:43 AM
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Clearly you just havent had a good quality cheese pizza.

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Smiffwilm
06/09/24 11:00:32 AM
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yusiko
06/09/24 11:01:08 AM
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Dungeater posted...
this is blowing my mind

cheeze pizza is like saying frosting cupcake

fizzy soda


To me someone asking for plain pizza just sounds like they want bread with tomato sauce and nothing else

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Dungeater
06/09/24 11:02:28 AM
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yusiko posted...
To me someone asking for plain pizza just sounds like they want bread with tomato sauce and nothing else
we dont say plain here we say regular

"can i get a regular pie, well done"

so to you pizza is just flatbread with sauce on it? this explains the canadian pizza ive had

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Cheater87
06/09/24 11:02:38 AM
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Pepperoni at the very least.

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