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Billyionaire
06/16/24 12:40:28 PM
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Somehow Palpatine returned is kinda peak stupid

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Mechu
06/16/24 12:42:35 PM
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The Sith dagger

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JuanCarlos1
06/16/24 12:44:36 PM
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Han solo tagging on a stormtrooper so they follow Solo into a trap. ROTJ is so corny.

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ablegator
06/16/24 12:44:54 PM
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Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
06/16/24 12:45:40 PM
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Basically that.

Though not as stupid as any semblance of "tactics" portrayed by any fleet engagement in the sequel trilogy. Like why do you even DEPLOY your star fortresses if you don't want them to be used? And why do the other pilots not know what "escort" freaking means?

And yes, Palpatine came back in Legends too, but at least that version had cool moments like rebels literally hijacking the controls of an Eclipse SSD and sending it crashing into another superweapon. Which was a nice change of pace from "oh a snub fighter destroyed the giant dozen-plus kilometer long weapon yet again with a well placed shot."


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lilORANG
06/16/24 12:46:06 PM
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Probably bringing back Maul (even if it did lead to a good story). It was still silly that it happened.

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SwayM
06/16/24 12:47:07 PM
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midichlorians

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DrizztLink
06/16/24 12:47:45 PM
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It's when the Imperial Navy, in a universe where sentient droids are in every single room, did absolutely nothing to an escape pod because it had "no life signs."

So about fifteen minutes.

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Compsognathus
06/16/24 12:48:54 PM
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The extended music number at Jaba's Palace in the RotJ Special Edition.

That scene perfectly encapsulates the vision shift that we see in the prequel films.

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Scotty_Rogers
06/16/24 12:50:17 PM
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"Jump the shark" refers to the precise moment it went downhill, or became "bad". That would be long before the sequel trilogy.

You could say it was Phantom Menace in 1999, but the 1997 special editions of the OT were a foreshadowing of the trash that was to come. However, I would say Return of the Jedi in 1983 because you can see that the writing was beginning to fall off. "Leia is my sister" and Ewoks.

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wackyteen
06/16/24 12:51:32 PM
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Mechu posted...
The Sith dagger
This.

As much as 'Somehow Palpatine returned' is bad writing in terms of execution (and generalized storytelling), it isn't exactly out of character for Palpatine to have that contingency.

The Sith dagger however is complete fucking bullshit. "Go find this dagger that happens to be associated with your lineage, that has the conveniently written runes in an illegal language, that is left next to the corpse of the dude who killed your parents, and said dagger had been modified to have perfect replica of the wreckage of the second Death Star shoved into its hilt, and go and take it, decipher the language, go to the right spot on the planet where the bulk of the Death Star crashed and hold it up to get pointed in the right direction to go find the vault"

It'd have been more believable if they had just had R2-D2 come out and say "Yeah, I stumbled upon Imperial data at some point in the last 30 years and already know where it is."

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
06/16/24 12:58:55 PM
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In fact, I will go further.

Legends: The Eclipse class Super Star Destroyer is about as long as an Executor SSD, and has a super laser. If fired at a planet, this weapon will crack open the crust, which generally renders the planet or at least the targeted continent unlivable.

Sequels: "Lol Eclipse dumb. Who wants to actually please fans? Lets make it about a tenth as long, about one thousandth of the volume, and its weapon now actually blows up planets. Also there are a 100 of them, lulz, the rebels will look so screwed, lulz. Also, for some reason lets make a 660 km wide planet that somehow has atmosphere and pine forests everywhere into a superweapon that can only be used twice, because somehow this tiny planet can completely drain its parent star to the point of not being a star anymore in only TWO SHOTS. And, yes, literally drain, it literally sucks the star into it."


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ZevLoveDOOM
06/16/24 12:59:29 PM
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its called shit writing.
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GuerrillaSoldier
06/16/24 1:09:19 PM
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honestly, and i might get shit for this, but it was when yoda started flipping around with a lightsaber

like, i get it, it's cool. i think it's cool too. but think about the timeline before that moment, and think about the rest of the timeline after that moment. it really seems to be the moment where star wars just went to shit, became cartoony and almost a joke of itself. everything after that has just been a total misfire.


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Scotty_Rogers
06/16/24 1:11:11 PM
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GuerrillaSoldier posted...
honestly, and i might get shit for this, but it was when yoda started flipping around with a lightsaber

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Tyranthraxus
06/16/24 1:15:47 PM
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The moment Qui-gon started rambling nonsense about mitochondria.

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PowerMan5000000
06/16/24 1:44:42 PM
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Mechu posted...
The Sith dagger

It stabbed so many

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wackyteen
06/16/24 1:45:21 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Both are f***ing stupid. Legends era Imperial Remnant is essentially just a bunch of "we learned nothing from the things that destroyed the Empire and have instead decided to double down on the idea of super weapons".
Its basically the same thing in canon now. "We learned nothing and will try and try again to bring the Empire back to its might"

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BakonBitz
06/16/24 1:49:18 PM
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wackyteen posted...
This.

As much as 'Somehow Palpatine returned' is bad writing in terms of execution (and generalized storytelling), it isn't exactly out of character for Palpatine to have that contingency.

The Sith dagger however is complete fucking bullshit. "Go find this dagger that happens to be associated with your lineage, that has the conveniently written runes in an illegal language, that is left next to the corpse of the dude who killed your parents, and said dagger had been modified to have perfect replica of the wreckage of the second Death Star shoved into its hilt, and go and take it, decipher the language, go to the right spot on the planet where the bulk of the Death Star crashed and hold it up to get pointed in the right direction to go find the vault"

It'd have been more believable if they had just had R2-D2 come out and say "Yeah, I stumbled upon Imperial data at some point in the last 30 years and already know where it is."
Yeah, the dagger was like some contrived video game plot shit, lol.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
06/16/24 1:51:39 PM
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I like how you include the Sun Crusher in that list.

That is like putting a nuclear bomb on a list of badly designed cherry bombs. EVERYONE who knows about the Sun Crusher mocks it for being basically a 12 year old's "well nuh-uh, my ship is the size of the Falcon but it can blow up stars and is made of magical invincible materials that lets it destroy capital ships by just flying through them and also Han Solo steals it because he is awesome and he should have kept it instead of that lame Millenium Falcon because my awesome ship is better!"

Anyway, the Eclipse makes sense from an old lore perspective. Its smaller than the death star but has a similar weapon. Which because it is much smaller, also has a much smaller maximum power. It being able to render a planet uninhabitable is really more a "I took real physics into Star Wars and this is what would actually happen if you tore open the crust like that" thing than would likely actually happen in the setting, where it just breaks a continent. Reminder, the Death Star destroys a planet within seconds in a massive explosion. So yeah, the Eclipse is actually PROPERLY SCALED IN TERMS OF POWER.

And the Galaxy Gun is just a better Starkiller Base that while not as strong, can actually be used more than TWICE.


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K181
06/16/24 1:51:58 PM
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It hasnt. Its had load of really dumb shit, but good stuff for its still being made.

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Prismsblade
06/16/24 1:57:58 PM
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Ep9 as a whole aside probably the Ashoka series when it was established that literally anyone even with the worst possible aptitudes could tap into the force.

All so Sabine, a character who didnt even need the force could wield it.

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wackyteen
06/16/24 1:58:43 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Yeah, in a way it's in keeping with Lucas viewing the Empire as a Fascist style autocracy. Hitler was obsessed with the idea of German turning the tide of the war with wunderwaffe (wonder weapons) like ridiculously large tanks, rocket and jet fighters, and the v1 and v2 rockets. All of which came far too late to actually make a difference in the war, or in the case of the ridiculously large tanks, were too large and dumb to do anything but sit there.

In the case of Star Wars though it's like "you guys could have just build like 500 more Star Destroyers and thus been able to patrol more to keep rebel cells under control instead of investing it all into one giant dumb weapon".

Death Star funding aside, it actually tracks that they didn't have enough resources to patrol the Galaxy effectively. The Republic was like 1000 systems out of tens of thousands and the Republic was reorganized into the Empire, which only stood for ~24 years. Didn't quite have time to have the infrastructure to then patrol the entire galaxy.

If Palpatine had leaned on the cloning aspect sooner, he could've played a longer game before flexing the Empire's fascistic tendencies and build up the necessary infrastructure (trained officers, troops, ships, etc) before turning the Empire into his idealized police state governed by fear.

Even if the Empire had been around longer, they'd still need basically centuries to effectively govern the width of the inhabitable galaxy.

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wackyteen
06/16/24 2:00:10 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
Ep9 as a whole aside probably the Ashoka series when it was established that literally anyone even with the worst possible aptitudes could tap into the force.

All so Sabine, a character who didnt even need the force could wield it.
Look, if you want a jump the shark moment introduced before Ahsoka, look at the whole World between Worlds concept. <_< Particularly how it was used in Rebels and why Ahsoka is still alive in the first place

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
06/16/24 2:07:11 PM
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The only real issue with the world devastators is that they are a bit too durable themselves, really. Otherwise they are just the Star Wars version of a Von Nuemann Machine.

As for the others on the list...

The Eye of Palpatine isn't even particularly bad either. It has some "advanced AI" on board. But remember, droids exist in this setting, and even the stripped down, economic chassis of a B1 battledroid is essentially sentient, even if not the brightest.

Its basically just a droid base built into an asteroid that goes around being stealthy while abducting people and brainwashing them into being storm troopers (sometimes hilariously non-humans who don't fit the armor). Even its stated firepower being equal to a fleet isn't a shocker, since it is about as long as an Executor SSD, but instead of being shaped like a knife its shaped like a potato and is thus about a hundred times the volume of an SSD. Said firepower is said to be sufficient to perform a particular action that usually needs a fleet, which is just bombarding a planet's surface until its destroyed (think KotOR 1 since that is one of the best incidences of that which exists in actual media, and those guys did it with a fleet of Old Republic level ships).

If anything, the "dumbest" non-Suncrusher on the list given was the Galaxy Gun. Which basically shot big bombs through hyperspace, with said big oversized bombs being anti-planet bombs because of their warheads, and not because of random hyperspace ram nonsense.

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Wolverine
06/16/24 2:09:17 PM
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Leia in space
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ClayGuida
06/16/24 2:16:15 PM
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Midichlorians.

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ReiRei89
06/16/24 2:21:38 PM
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Mechu posted...
The Sith dagger
The Sith dagger is cool in the book, it actively corrupts and drives Ochi crazy over the course of the story. The dagger in the movie though is very stupid.

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GenXer
06/16/24 2:23:25 PM
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The Ewoks.

Everything past the rescue of Han Solo in Return is mediocre at best, but they definately "jumped the shark" thinking teddy bears had any place in the finale of an epic sci-fi trilogy. Lucas is such a hack writer, and a terrible one at that.
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IfGodCouldDie
06/16/24 2:24:06 PM
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"A long time ago in a galaxy far far away"

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TheDurinator
06/16/24 2:26:40 PM
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Nothing will ever be worse than the Sith Dagger, but the shark had already been jumped by that point.
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specialkid8
06/16/24 2:29:40 PM
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Ctrl f "Christmas special"

Have y'all truly forgotten?

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
06/16/24 2:41:16 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Death Star funding aside, it actually tracks that they didn't have enough resources to patrol the Galaxy effectively. The Republic was like 1000 systems out of tens of thousands and the Republic was reorganized into the Empire, which only stood for ~24 years. Didn't quite have time to have the infrastructure to then patrol the entire galaxy.

If Palpatine had leaned on the cloning aspect sooner, he could've played a longer game before flexing the Empire's fascistic tendencies and build up the necessary infrastructure (trained officers, troops, ships, etc) before turning the Empire into his idealized police state governed by fear.

Even if the Empire had been around longer, they'd still need basically centuries to effectively govern the width of the inhabitable galaxy.

If it was all about economics, then he would not have just trashed all the Venators and stuff. They were perfectly capable of what he needed. He didn't need an entire new fleet.

Not to mention they HAD ship designs that would work across wider scales. The Lancer, if they had actually made more of them and stuck one of the little things along with every Star Destroyer in every fleet, would have DEVASTATED the rebels. Those things were among the actual most feared ships because they were really, REALLY good at destroying small vessels like starfighters. These were 250m long, fairly narrow ships dedicated to point defense and taking out small things larger ships might have trouble with, and in multiple sources were basically described as the single most frightening imperial asset in existence to a rebel pilot.

The Nebulon B was also originally designed to be an imperial vessel, but they threw those away. Only for the rebels to then nab them up and for them to be a massive pain in the side for the Empire to a point that only Mon Cala's capital ships could surpass. Oh, and the X-wing was also originally pitched to the Empire, and we know where THAT went.

So yeah, the Empire kinda ended up arming the rebels to a surprising degree, while also doubling down on Tarkin's dumb doctrine to where the really awesome ships they had that COULD have completely wrecked the rebels were produced in only small numbers and just mostly tossed out to out-of-the-way places where they didn't matter much.

They basically did the thing newbies do in an RTS where they just try to build nothing except some big cool tanky thing, and then do the crying mask meme because oh hey, that unit has a counter, and its a shame they didn't produce any of the unit that would have helped protect from that counter.


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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
06/16/24 2:42:16 PM
#38:


specialkid8 posted...
Ctrl f "Christmas special"

Have y'all truly forgotten?

I think that one is on the "nah, that doesn't exist" level of recognition. But it also would not be a "jumping the shark" moment, to be fair.


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Tyranthraxus
06/16/24 2:44:04 PM
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
I like how you include the Sun Crusher in that list.

That is like putting a nuclear bomb on a list of badly designed cherry bombs. EVERYONE who knows about the Sun Crusher mocks it for being basically a 12 year old's "well nuh-uh, my ship is the size of the Falcon but it can blow up stars and is made of magical invincible materials that lets it destroy capital ships by just flying through them and also Han Solo steals it because he is awesome and he should have kept it instead of that lame Millenium Falcon because my awesome ship is better!"

And then JJ took that idea and infinity+1'd it into a movie and made it movie canon.

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specialkid8
06/16/24 2:44:19 PM
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
I think that one is on the "nah, that doesn't exist" level of recognition. But it also would not be a "jumping the shark" moment, to be fair.
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Blue_Popo
06/16/24 2:47:04 PM
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Every project seems to have 1
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Tyranthraxus
06/16/24 2:47:13 PM
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The Christmas special was a fun side thing it's a giant joke and not really part of the official material.

Trying to count it is like saying this is Doctor Who jumping the shark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wDPoC6GM

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Scotty_Rogers
06/16/24 2:47:56 PM
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I feel like people overlook the problems with Return of the Jedi as a "jump the shark" moment because the franchise ended for a long time after the movie came out.

Making Leia Luke's sister after they already made out multiple times was
Ewoks.
Han was useless in the film.
The stuff with Jabba in the beginning is so removed from the rest of the plot. "Oh first we need to save Han before the important stuff can start"
Slave Leia.

The film's only saving grace is the stuff with Luke, Vader and the Emperor.

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Scotty_Rogers
06/16/24 2:48:59 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
The Christmas special was a fun side thing

It's true that it's too insignificant to matter, but lol there was nothing "fun" about that travesty. Even George Lucas paid money so television networks wouldn't air it.

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sabin017
06/16/24 2:51:17 PM
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SwayM posted...
midichlorians

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Trelve
06/16/24 3:04:14 PM
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ablegator posted...
Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.
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tommybel89
06/16/24 3:21:00 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
The extended music number at Jaba's Palace in the RotJ Special Edition.

That scene perfectly encapsulates the vision shift that we see in the prequel films.
It really is horrific. Most of the whole first part of RotJ plain sucks.

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tommybel89
06/16/24 3:22:20 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I feel like people overlook the problems with Return of the Jedi as a "jump the shark" moment because the franchise ended for a long time after the movie came out.

Making Leia Luke's sister after they already made out multiple times was
Ewoks.
Han was useless in the film.
The stuff with Jabba in the beginning is so removed from the rest of the plot. "Oh first we need to save Han before the important stuff can start"
Slave Leia.

The film's only saving grace is the stuff with Luke, Vader and the Emperor.
I stand by this. Except slave Leia was pretty chill.

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tommybel89
06/16/24 3:23:05 PM
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I'll take midichlorians over the low points of RotJ. And boy oh boy there are plenty of them.

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Scotty_Rogers
06/16/24 3:24:39 PM
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tommybel89 posted...
I stand by this. Except slave Leia was pretty chill.

It was just an excuse to show Carrie Fischer in a skimpy outfit and her interactions with Jabba were unsettling. Who the fuck wants the image of him and Leia getting it on in their heads

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