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red_car
06/22/24 4:46:49 AM
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1 vote per IP

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Glob
06/22/24 4:58:44 AM
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I would not buy any of those.
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red_car
06/22/24 5:06:50 AM
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Glob posted...
I would not buy any of those.

and that probably saved your life

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Glob
06/22/24 5:16:58 AM
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red_car posted...
and that probably saved your life

Lol.

My tolerance for spice seems to be considered high but with the understanding that its for a white guy. My girlfriends family are surprised that they dont have to downgrade any of their spicy foods when Im there. However, Ive definitely met people with much higher tolerance. A couple of my Thai friends eat stuff that Im pretty sure would kill me.
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CassandraCroft
06/22/24 5:17:20 AM
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Satan's Piss!

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SomeLikeItHoth
06/22/24 5:30:41 AM
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Tiger Piss

I was at Six Flags and some kid got too close to a tiger and it turned around and sprayed him right in the face. He kept screaming it burns, it burns!

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Enclave
06/22/24 5:36:42 AM
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None of those sound particularly interesting. They sound like gimmick hot sauces that use extracts as a crutch to compensate for using little pepper mash to save some money in production and thus end up just tasting bad.

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red_car
06/22/24 5:42:13 AM
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Enclave posted...
None of those sound particularly interesting. They sound like gimmick hot sauces that use extracts as a crutch to compensate for using little pepper mash to save some money in production and thus end up just tasting bad.

Ill be damned

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Enclave
06/22/24 5:45:13 AM
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red_car posted...
Ill be damned

Sorry, I'm just a spice nut who's tolerance is stupid high and thus have a fair bit of experience looking for tasty sources of extreme heat.

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red_car
06/22/24 5:47:04 AM
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Enclave posted...
Sorry, I'm just a spice nut who's tolerance is stupid high and thus have a fair bit of experience looking for tasty sources of extreme heat.

dont care

just vote


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Enclave
06/22/24 5:51:46 AM
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red_car posted...
dont care

just vote

Naw, don't like any of the names.

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Ragtag28
06/22/24 6:09:24 AM
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Call it punishment for living. There you go. Now your sauce will become the new hotness amongst hardcore dark souls fans.

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Daremo
06/22/24 6:24:57 AM
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None of the above. They all smack of trying too hard.

My personal course would be a quiet understatement, like, "Somewhat Hotter Than One Might Reasonably Expect".

Doesn't sound too bad, so if it then blows your mouth off, you remember.

Under promise.
Over deliver.

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red_car
06/22/24 6:26:28 AM
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Ok sensitive babies

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K181
06/22/24 6:42:49 AM
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https://youtu.be/S1IVFPPtync?si=lqEJrY3YnHRF0de5

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red_car
06/22/24 7:14:47 AM
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If people are willing to eat laundry pods and lick the assholes of frogs

I think theyll be willing to try a hot sauce called Death

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Giacomo_Hawkins
06/22/24 7:20:41 AM
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If it has even a tangential connection to Hawaii, Lava from Mauna Loa. Otherwise Devil's Diarrhea for the alliteration.

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Enclave
06/22/24 7:28:29 AM
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red_car posted...
If people are willing to eat laundry pods and lick the assholes of frogs

I think theyll be willing to try a hot sauce called Death

I mean, there's already Blair's Death Sauce, what makes your hot sauce stand out from that?

In fact, I think they have a whole line of hot sauces with the Death Sauce name.

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MrResetti
06/22/24 7:30:43 AM
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Enclave posted...
I mean, there's already Blair's Death Sauce, what makes your hot sauce stand out from that?

In fact, I think they have a whole line of hot sauces with the Death Sauce name.

Megadeath*
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shnangyboos
06/22/24 7:32:23 AM
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Say Goodbye to Your Asshole.

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Enclave
06/22/24 7:33:00 AM
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MrResetti posted...
Megadeath*

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9a28fb9a.jpg

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Glucian
06/22/24 7:46:29 AM
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Blood Hell Hot Sauce. After ingesting some you'll literally say "Bloody Hell".

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red_car
06/22/24 7:49:04 AM
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Enclave posted...
I mean, there's already Blair's Death Sauce, what makes your hot sauce stand out from that?

In fact, I think they have a whole line of hot sauces with the Death Sauce name.


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red_car
06/22/24 7:51:04 AM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
If it has even a tangential connection to Hawaii, Lava from Mauna Loa. Otherwise Devil's Diarrhea for the alliteration.

yeah ok

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Jiek_Fafn
06/22/24 7:53:27 AM
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You have to goad your customers into buying it. Any of those names work, but you need to have something like "Warning: Not for sensitive bitch babies" written on the bottle. People will be compelled to prove that they aren't a sensitive bitch baby and try it.

Alternatively, you could court the right wing market and have a warning that it's not for woke liberals or some other words that will get them riled up.

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red_car
06/22/24 7:55:54 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
You have to goad your customers into buying it. Any of those names work, but you need to have something like "Warning: Not for sensitive bitch babies" written on the bottle. People will be compelled to prove that they aren't a sensitive bitch baby and try it.

Alternatively, you could court the right wing market and have a warning that it's not for woke liberals or some other words that will get them riled up.

you suck


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06/22/24 8:03:06 AM
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Ragtag28
06/22/24 9:05:56 AM
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red_car posted...
If people are willing to eat laundry pods and lick the assholes of frogs

I think theyll be willing to try a hot sauce called Death
That is quite a leap in logic

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red_car
06/22/24 9:09:11 AM
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Ragtag28 posted...
That is quite a leap in logic

is it?

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/22/24 9:10:03 AM
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Belzebuth's Dhiarrea
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red_car
06/22/24 9:11:35 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
Belzebuth's Dhiarrea

hell yes dude


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R1masher
06/22/24 9:14:58 AM
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Red Car Sauce , the sauce that makes you go beep beep

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red_car
06/22/24 9:17:25 AM
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Do kids know what love juice is?

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RetuenOfDevsman
06/22/24 9:30:01 AM
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I would not eat anything named after piss, shit, vomit or "love juice," and I'd be shocked if the major retailers even put any of those words on their shelves.

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red_car
06/22/24 9:32:04 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
I would not eat anything named after piss, shit, vomit or "love juice," and I'd be shocked if the major retailers even put any of those words on their shelves.

cool

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ooger
06/22/24 9:33:19 AM
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red_car.


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red_car
06/22/24 9:34:13 AM
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You people still surprise me

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Ivany2008
06/22/24 9:43:18 AM
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Based on your name, I'd go with types of vehicles:

Picked' Up (Coffee & Spicy)
SUV (Spicy, Umami, Vinegary)
Hybrid (Sweet and Spicy)
ATV (Assholes Turning Violent)
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Ragtag28
06/22/24 9:49:52 AM
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red_car posted...
is it?
I made a leap joke because you mentioned the booty hole if frogs.

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red_car
06/22/24 9:54:07 AM
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Ragtag28 posted...
I made a leap joke because you mentioned the booty hole if frogs.

Im high as hell, dude

joke away

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Mad_Cow46
06/22/24 9:54:46 AM
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Fuck off sauce

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red_car
06/22/24 9:57:54 AM
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Mad_Cow46 posted...
Fuck off sauce

youre good in my book

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red_car
06/22/24 10:01:37 AM
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I marked post 42 for stupid

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Mad_Cow46
06/22/24 10:07:32 AM
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red_car posted...
youre good in my book


so Im a fan of insanely hot food and Ive had loads of different kinds of hot sauces and of course none are named that but if its going to be named that I better melt my face off

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red_car
06/22/24 10:09:51 AM
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Mad_Cow46 posted...
so Im a fan of insanely hot food and Ive had loads of different kinds of hot sauces and of course none are named that but if its going to be named that I better melt my face off

vote the way that makes me happy otherwise go away

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vycebrand2
06/22/24 10:29:46 AM
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R1masher posted...
Red Car Sauce , the sauce that makes you go beep beep
Red car sauce. Zoom, Zoom.You will be racing to the toilet

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LonelyStoner
06/22/24 10:56:56 AM
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Should just ban him

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