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ClayGuida
06/25/24 2:01:04 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLfmMreDee8&ab_channel=TheRock

Looks so god damn bad, and they dragged poor Chris Evans and JK Simmons into this.

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SauI_Goodman
06/25/24 2:02:48 PM
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I stopped when I saw Santa doing 500 reps. Who does 500 reps of anything lmao

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masterpug53
06/25/24 2:05:42 PM
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Red One standing by

...shit, wrong topic.

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Baron_Ox
06/25/24 2:34:22 PM
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I bet the twist is Santa staged his own kidnapping

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Zikten
06/25/24 8:08:30 PM
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Skinny Santa looks stupid. The fat is iconic and part of his character god damnit
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El_Marsh
06/25/24 8:24:31 PM
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I saw a pic online a couple of years ago of JK Simmons getting his swell on in the gym. I wonder if that's something that he does or if he was beefing up for this role as an uncommonly athletic Santa Claus.

Baron_Ox posted...
I bet the twist is Santa staged his own kidnapping
Probably. I'd prefer if it was some real out of nowhere shit like Linus Van Pelt going supervillain because he lost his faith in humanity and Santa Claus is the symbol of the belief that he used to have...or some shit.

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TMOG
06/25/24 8:26:14 PM
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Is he playing the same character he plays in every movie?
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Zikten
06/25/24 8:26:50 PM
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TMOG posted...
Is he playing the same character he plays in every movie?
Of course. He is incapable of doing anything else
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Persona
06/25/24 8:26:56 PM
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Okay fuck all y'all that looks hilarious, they're all chewing the fuck out of the goofy ass movie they're making and it's working

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Gamespoht
06/25/24 8:28:51 PM
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El_Marsh posted...
I saw a pic online a couple of years ago of JK Simmons getting his swell on in the gym.
He's had enough of that webhead's nonsense and his taking it into his own hands

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SSJKirby
06/25/24 8:32:43 PM
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That looks like a fun movie

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bsp77
06/25/24 8:33:50 PM
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Why are they showing the trailer in June?!?!

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ClayGuida
06/25/24 8:34:50 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Why are they showing the trailer in June?!?!
Probably attaching it to Quiet Place 0.

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LonelyStoner
06/25/24 8:53:29 PM
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Chris Evans and JK Simmons will make the movie and Johnson will try to steal the show once he realizes theyre doing so.

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GiftedACIII
06/26/24 11:03:14 AM
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Story looks stupid but I don't give a shit, I'm viewing this like Godzilla, I'm in it for the monster designs! Generic action hero vs Christmas horror movie monsters is actually interesting!

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Murphiroth
06/26/24 11:09:17 AM
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Persona posted...
Okay fuck all y'all that looks hilarious, they're all chewing the fuck out of the goofy ass movie they're making and it's working

This.

The concept and sheer goofiness is selling it. The Rock just being The Rock as usual is kind of lame but outside of that this seems fun. And hell, he even took a solid slapstick hit and fall in the trailer, usually his contracts don't allow for that.
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Dungeater
06/26/24 11:11:43 AM
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this looks unironically awesome

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ItsNotA2Mer
06/26/24 12:00:19 PM
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Looks fun, and I generally hate X-Mas movies.

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creativerealms
06/26/24 12:01:13 PM
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I can get behind JK Simmons as Santa. But that looks really bad.

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ImagineUsngAlts
06/26/24 12:02:29 PM
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lol

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masterpug53
06/26/24 12:13:54 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Looks fun, and I generally hate X-Mas movies.

Violent Night ended up being surprisingly fun, so now I'm obligated to give every new silly-looking Christmas action movie a chance.

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DrizztLink
06/26/24 12:16:49 PM
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El_Marsh posted...
I saw a pic online a couple of years ago of JK Simmons getting his swell on in the gym. I wonder if that's something that he does or if he was beefing up for this role as an uncommonly athletic Santa Claus.
It's something he does.

Dude's been a surprising mass of muscle since, like, Oz, at least.

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HylianFox
06/26/24 12:18:09 PM
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Literally the same plot as 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'

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Proto_Spark
06/26/24 12:22:24 PM
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Is this related to Red Notice - the movie where Dwayne Johnson, Gal Godot, and Ryan Reynolds out-twist each other in a series of heist-related shenanigans? Would legitimately make this something to make sure to check out.

I can see this being a fun silly movie. As long as they lean into the silliness I imagine it'll be fun. At this point Rock has had to have learned he's only good when he's aggressively leaning into the ridiculousness.
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ZaruenKosai
06/26/24 12:29:26 PM
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Are you telling me this guy is a Level 4 Naughty Lister?

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El_Marsh
06/26/24 12:37:51 PM
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ZaruenKosai posted...
Are you telling me this guy is a Level 4 Naughty Lister?
*Lou Costello voice

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