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CellBlock7 08/02/24 11:20:10 PM #1: |
First lets start by letting you know, yes you will be paid handsomely for this. $125,000 tax free and any hospital bills you may incur will be taken care of at no cost to you. Now the stipulations. First, you must wear a blindfold with your hands tied behind your back. Second, you must be able to stand relatively still for up to 12 hours. Lastly, you will be wearing noise cancelling earplugs so you cannot hear Tyson approach you. Mike Tyson, in his physical prime has 12 hours to hit you as hard as he can anywhere he wants. The reason you are wearing the blindfold and earplugs with your hands tied behind your back is so you will have no idea when and from what angle the punch is coming. Having your hands tied also eliminates any chance of you potentially softening the blow by covering up either your face or your stomach. Would $125,000 be enough for you to go through with this or would you need more money? If so, whats the least amount of money youd accept to do this? Do you think you could handle the torment of just standing there waiting for inevitable doom or would your nerves go haywire, forcing you to give up before going insane? --- A Medicore Time with Tom & Dan BDM 4 Life ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mearcstapa 08/02/24 11:22:46 PM #2: |
$125k would be enough for a really nice funeral, yeah. --- after years of waiting nothing came ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ItsNotA2Mer 08/02/24 11:23:41 PM #3: |
I prefer not to die. No deal. --- It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future. (He/Him). ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Persona 08/02/24 11:25:27 PM #4: |
if he's playing in good faith and doesn't want me dead, hell yeah that and my 6th sense is good enough to help soften the blow anyway --- https://youtu.be/TjXAm35IbZM?si=HUj7SsIIb0hnaSSv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 08/02/24 11:25:55 PM #6: |
No thanks, Im good --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 08/02/24 11:27:44 PM #7: |
Hellllllllll no --- Italian, French, German. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 08/02/24 11:29:00 PM #8: |
CellBlock7 posted... Mike Tyson, in his physical prime has 12 hours to hit you as hard as he can anywhere he wantsThis would literally kill most people, including me. --- (He/Him) I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mad-Dogg 08/02/24 11:36:33 PM #9: |
I'm pretty sure 1 minute would be enough to do me in let alone 12 hours. --- GTag:MadDogg730 PSN:lMadDogg NNID:xMadDoggx NS friend code:5313-0564-0819 Go buy cyber shadow like right now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joaquintall 08/02/24 11:37:18 PM #10: |
I don't know if I could hold still (no bathroom breaks or food), just waiting for 12 hours. This goes either of two ways. 1 - Tyson is still human... he has no reason to want to punch another dude who hasn't given him any reason to hit him. Or 2 - nothing about not being able to talk, so trick him by muttering things like "not the left foot, not the left foot, and definitely not the buttocks" and then taunt him more than you can possibly fathom . Dial it up to 11 if it takes any longer than 30 seconds for him to get it over with. So yeah, I'd do it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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party_animal07 08/02/24 11:40:39 PM #11: |
This wouldn't be worth it without the blindfold and earplugs. There are boxers who get hit in the face for a living who say they've never been hit as hard as Tyson hits --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kisai 08/02/24 11:41:07 PM #12: |
CellBlock7 posted... Lastly, you will be wearing noise cancelling earplugs so you cannot hear Tyson approach you.That's not what noise cancelling means! Goodnight! --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 08/02/24 11:42:43 PM #13: |
Gobstoppers12 posted... This would literally kill most people, including me. Yes, if hes going all out and he gets to hit you clean, with prep time and no resistance, even much weaker people would stand a decent chance of killing you in those conditions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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neccis 08/02/24 11:43:33 PM #14: |
He'll yes I would because once Mike Tyson saw the situation he would give you the softest punch he could. He's a cool dude. Easiest 125k you'd ever make --- PSN: SlCCEN Rest in Peace Mamba ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Antiyonder 08/02/24 11:45:06 PM #15: |
So no payment for accepting a glass of punch then? Pass. --- Amalgam Universe resident Born in 82. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kinetika_ 08/02/24 11:46:05 PM #16: |
Mearcstapa posted... $125k would be enough for a really nice funeral, yeah. Yeah, this is suicide. Offer a million dollars, and maybe I'd entertain it, but $125K isn't enough for all that. It's not even the hit that's the issue here... it's the mental torture wondering when it's going to happen, plus the sensual deprivation on top of that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Quezovercoatl 08/02/24 11:46:50 PM #17: |
joaquintall posted... I don't know if I could hold still (no bathroom breaks or food), just waiting for 12 hours.I know I couldn't stand that long, doubly not still ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 08/02/24 11:46:57 PM #18: |
There's an ocean of difference between knowing you're going to take a hit and not. This is just a good way to break your neck. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueBoy675 08/02/24 11:48:06 PM #19: |
Topic title made me think it would just be a single punch, which yeah would hurt like hell but itd be worth it. A 12 hour beat down though? Hell no --- Hope rides alone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 08/02/24 11:54:47 PM #20: |
BlueBoy675 posted... Topic title made me think it would just be a single punch, which yeah would hurt like hell but itd be worth it. A 12 hour beat down though? Hell noI think it's more like "he hits you once but it could be at any time in these twelve hours." It's about the suspense/surprise, same as the blindfold. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 08/03/24 12:14:44 AM #21: |
BlueBoy675 posted... Topic title made me think it would just be a single punch, which yeah would hurt like hell but itd be worth it. A 12 hour beat down though? Hell no Hes still only getting a single punch. You just dont know when its coming. Youd still die though. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CellBlock7 08/03/24 12:19:52 AM #22: |
Yeah sorry lol, it is only one punch. He just has a 12 hour window in which to do it is all. --- A Medicore Time with Tom & Dan BDM 4 Life ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Enclave 08/03/24 12:22:43 AM #23: |
A completely defenseless punch from basically anybody can kill you, this is absolutely not worth the extreme risk. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 08/03/24 12:26:37 AM #24: |
No thanks, that sounds terrifying. --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198372263559/#sort=order ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ItsNotA2Mer 08/03/24 12:58:58 AM #25: |
neccis posted... he would give you the softest punch he could From OP; "hit you as hard as he can". You would definitely die. --- It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future. (He/Him). ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClayGuida 08/03/24 1:00:18 AM #26: |
Standing still for 12 hours while blindfolded and bound? Fuck that. --- lolAmerica ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BucketCat 08/03/24 1:02:20 AM #27: |
are we in a boxing ring in this scenario? i think that makes a difference. in the ring, he'd see me as his opponent and then id be dead. outside the ring, he'd be like "whos this guy" and hopefully punch me in the stomach. --- ? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mybbqrules 08/03/24 1:04:29 AM #28: |
Reminder that Danger Ehren let a UFC heavyweight punch him in the balls. --- Currently playing: Jurassic Word Evo 2, Fortnite STW, WoW, Punch-Out, Super Punch-Out, Project Zomboid Convicted felon Donald Trump: Inmate No. P01135809 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ai123 08/03/24 1:30:39 AM #29: |
No. I don't think people realize how hard an average pro boxer, never mind prime Mike Tyson, punches. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 08/03/24 1:33:14 AM #30: |
Deal. You didn't say I couldn't wear armor/helmets. Just that I had to wear a blindfold. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 08/03/24 1:43:51 AM #31: |
kinetika_ posted... I'm just going to assume your phone changed sensory deprivation into sensual, because the latter would be a totally different ballgame. --- Every day I wake up and promise I will be nice to everyone, then I deal with people at work and remember why that will never happen. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iwasapoetonce 08/03/24 1:47:16 AM #32: |
I don't think I'll be coming out of this alive... most life insurance will likely pay higher. --- I need a bit of help lads with some rushes ya know like helix rush n tech spam, do you lot know anymore?/v316/samuraifaith/mad.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steffenfield 08/03/24 5:40:12 AM #33: |
Mike Tyson at a house party in 1988. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/987e5800.jpg This hypothetical from TC is terrifying. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass 08/03/24 5:41:24 AM #34: |
CE_gonna_CE posted... No thanks, Im good --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kimberly 08/03/24 6:12:15 AM #35: |
> Would you take a punch from prime Mike Tyson under these conditions? I don't even need to read the conditions, the answer is no lol. I don't want to die. --- I'll be your guide when you wanna get lost I'll be the sword at your side at all cost ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 08/03/24 6:14:19 AM #36: |
he's felled men twice my size with glancing blows while wearing gloves. nah. --- "They think it don't be like it is, but it do." -Oscar Gamble ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 08/03/24 6:45:42 AM #37: |
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tripleh213 08/03/24 6:49:58 AM #38: |
Hell no --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HBKick18 08/03/24 7:00:54 AM #39: |
it sounds like I'd be waiting for a firing squad with likely the same end result. --- Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steffenfield 08/03/24 7:09:22 AM #40: |
It doesn't take much for a permanent injury. https://twitter.com/Evely_MartinezX/status/1704902189083152583/video/1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iwasapoetonce 08/04/24 10:42:52 AM #41: |
Steffenfield posted... It doesn't take much for a permanent injury. My lord this is heart breaking --- I need a bit of help lads with some rushes ya know like helix rush n tech spam, do you lot know anymore?/v316/samuraifaith/mad.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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neccis 08/04/24 10:44:39 AM #42: |
iwasapoetonce posted... My lord this is heart breakingSad story --- PSN: SlCCEN Rest in Peace Mamba ... Copied to Clipboard!
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voldothegr8 08/04/24 10:46:33 AM #43: |
No thanks https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mCt_JNFMlcc --- THE Ohio State: 11-2 | Las Vegas Raiders: 8-9 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 08/04/24 10:46:39 AM #44: |
CellBlock7 posted... Second, you must be able to stand relatively still for up to 12 hours. I can barely stand relatively still for a few minutes --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 08/04/24 10:48:23 AM #45: |
One punch can kill Especially one punch from a top boxer who is punching you are hard as he can and you can't prepare or defend yourself ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 08/04/24 10:51:42 AM #46: |
Rika_Furude posted... One punch can kill This topic premise could be reasonable if it was just a boxing coach who knew where they could hit you to minimize injury while still punching reasonably hard (any punch from a professional boxer/coach is going to feel like you're getting hit as hard as they can to a regular person) and wasn't repeatedly over 12 hours Honestly, even a single punch from Prime Tyson as hard as he can is going to reasonably kill most untrained people. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkAssassin89 08/04/24 11:11:50 AM #47: |
I wouldnt even agree to stand there, tied up for up to 12 hours without the punch being involved. --- Dark89 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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