Current Events > You're on your death bed, you have just enough time to say one quote

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HighSeraph
08/06/24 10:11:23 AM
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What do you say?

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She/Her
She rings like a bell through the night
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Euripides
08/06/24 10:11:55 AM
#2:


Ligma....

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PoopPotato
08/06/24 10:13:52 AM
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Suggit

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Were_Wyrm
08/06/24 10:14:20 AM
#4:


Finally

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ShadowMan033
08/06/24 10:15:14 AM
#5:


Geaux Tigers

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Zikten
08/06/24 10:16:18 AM
#6:


"Whatever you do, never ever push the........"

Dies
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DodogamaRayBrst
08/06/24 10:16:31 AM
#7:


I, Clavdivs is the *cough* best tv show ever!

*dies*
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El_Marsh
08/06/24 10:16:45 AM
#8:


No comment

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aarrgus
08/06/24 10:17:13 AM
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"Hidden somewhere in this house is my vast multi million dollar fortune.... it's located....." *dies*

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Last night I was lying in bed, staring at the stars, and I wondered... Where the **** is my roof?
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trentpac
08/06/24 10:18:54 AM
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I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living, or get busy dying.


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"I have seen great intolerance shown in support of tolerance."-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Notti
08/06/24 10:18:54 AM
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I will try my best not to haunt you. Try.

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Sariana21
08/06/24 10:19:46 AM
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No thanks, Ill just have the rice.

It would make my kids laugh.

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thisworld
08/06/24 10:22:26 AM
#13:


"I love you."
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Umbreon
08/06/24 10:24:51 AM
#14:


"Bury me with my money."

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Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
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Unknown5uspect
08/06/24 10:25:16 AM
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"Look, having nuclear my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world it's true! but when you're a conservative Republican they try oh, do they do a number that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners now it used to be three, now it's four but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."

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rexcrk
08/06/24 10:25:36 AM
#16:


I hate that hedgehog!

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Seglass Ni Tonday
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ThatGeminiGuy
08/06/24 10:34:59 AM
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https://youtu.be/ydG6JqqVQuc?si=mfGOqedyCQx-a3vs

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"Life is not earned by begging. Life is earned through doing puzzles" - Mr. Puzzles
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ReiRei89
08/06/24 10:39:18 AM
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"With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!"

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__starsnostars
08/06/24 10:40:24 AM
#19:


Delete my search history.

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Xethuminra
08/06/24 10:50:59 AM
#20:


"rosebud"
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Pororin
08/06/24 10:51:47 AM
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Pororin
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Kaldrenthebold
08/06/24 10:52:32 AM
#22:


Tell my wife I said hello

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masterpug53
08/06/24 10:53:53 AM
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"Y'know, I'm starting to think the Dalai Lama was bullshitting me about the total spiritual consciousness thing."

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Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
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DrizztLink
08/06/24 10:55:36 AM
#24:


No soap...

Radio

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Myzery
08/06/24 10:56:09 AM
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the salsa was made in new york city

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Vegy
08/06/24 11:03:48 AM
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"When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! Its when they are forgotten."

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HANGtheDJ_86
08/06/24 11:06:15 AM
#27:


Swag in, swag out

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Verdekal
08/06/24 11:06:53 AM
#28:


"This is the song that never ends..."

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Don't tease the octopus, kids!
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Persona
08/06/24 11:08:40 AM
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"When I say 'what' clap your hands... what? Augh! You've killed me..."

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Gobstoppers12
08/06/24 11:09:12 AM
#30:


Bazinga

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I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry.
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Prototypic
08/06/24 11:12:46 AM
#31:


My only regret is...that I have... boneitis.

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Thus I became a madman.
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Sufferedphoenix
08/06/24 11:16:21 AM
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Trying to remember a quote my mom had as her signature on her emails.

Something like life isn't about ending up perfectly preserved in a casket looking good. It's about sliding in that bitch sideways cigarette on one hand and a tequila in the other.

If I die while still working my career then see my sig.

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Bugmeat
08/06/24 11:21:00 AM
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"I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP. TP for my bunghole."


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It's not a war crime the first time.
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coolcono
08/06/24 11:23:34 AM
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When I worked at Home Depot, a tough guy coworker and I both looked back at college aged customer. I was ahead of him, so I said, "Brad, me and you were thinking the same thing."
I say that to him every time I see him.
I will say that on my death bed.

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Dakimakura
08/06/24 11:25:25 AM
#35:


Tell my wife I said hello.


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ironman2009
08/06/24 11:26:02 AM
#36:


Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck with

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THRILLHO
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KnightofShikari
08/06/24 11:27:20 AM
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"Zelda is your....."

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Ratchetrockon
08/06/24 11:28:03 AM
#38:


I don't want to die

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bsp77
08/06/24 11:32:30 AM
#39:


Flame on!

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Thermador446
08/06/24 11:33:02 AM
#40:


"word to the mutha fucka"

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/06/24 11:34:31 AM
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"You're all trash!"
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kirbymuncher
08/06/24 11:34:40 AM
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Just last night I read a kinda depressing blogpost / article thing on the subject of end-of-life long-term care that started off by debunking(?) the idea of last words like this

https://slatestarcodex.com/2013/07/17/who-by-very-slow-decay/

I don't really know why I'm linking this here since it's clearly a lighthearted topic but I dunno I just can't get it out of my mind and then waking up to see this I couldn't help myself

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JaiCSC
08/06/24 11:36:06 AM
#43:


"Bite my shiny metal ass" is the first thing that came to mind.

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I Shot the Sheriff.
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Turbam
08/06/24 11:36:54 AM
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Knock knock

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Link_Love_Zelda
08/06/24 11:51:28 AM
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"I'll be back."
I will haunt them.

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BlackScythe0
08/06/24 11:52:28 AM
#46:


"Who the fuck farted"
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HighSeraph
08/06/24 11:53:05 AM
#47:


BlackScythe0 posted...
"Who the fuck farted"
Then in a whisper as your life passes you mutter "It....was....m...."

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She/Her
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Bass
08/06/24 11:54:43 AM
#48:


I'm Batman!

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Quorthon109
08/06/24 11:57:45 AM
#49:


Drive fast, eat ass

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Kurt_Russel
08/06/24 11:59:35 AM
#50:


Just put the friesin the bag, bro

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