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FolkenRawr
08/07/24 11:57:26 AM
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We bought milk for a few things that need a little. Like pudding. A worthwhile thing.
Today is my birthday, so I decided I wanted, and deserved, chocolate milk.

Mistakes were made. Horrible heartburn and I've been pissing out of my ass all morning

Edit: killin it

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Xatrion
08/07/24 12:05:46 PM
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Pussing out the ass? Holy hell.

...Sounds kinky.

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FolkenRawr
08/07/24 12:36:31 PM
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Xatrion posted...
Pussing out the ass? Holy hell.

...Sounds kinky.

Lol dammit

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LoveLikeJazz
08/07/24 12:38:10 PM
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What were the mistakes? Bad milk or lactose intolerance you didn't know you had or something?

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el_cheato
08/07/24 12:38:25 PM
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how do you mess up chocolate milk that badly

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TheGoldenEel
08/07/24 12:40:14 PM
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LoveLikeJazz posted...
What were the mistakes? Bad milk or lactose intolerance you didn't know you had or something?
I think for most adults even if you think youre not lactose intolerant, but you dont have that much dairy on a regular basis, a glass of milk can be too much to handle

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ArchonKnight
08/07/24 12:41:34 PM
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That'll learn ya! Go for strawberry milk next time!

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FolkenRawr
08/07/24 12:43:00 PM
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Lactose intolerant, and well aware

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Samurai_Man
08/07/24 12:43:53 PM
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TC you should try Fairlife milk, its been a game changer for me. Its lactose free and tastes AMAZING. They even have a chocolate version if you want to buy it premade. Little more expensive than regular milk but none of the lactose issues come with it

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MoonlightSprite
08/07/24 12:45:04 PM
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Ice cold chocolate milk and a banana is nice at about 8pm.

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LonelyStoner
08/07/24 12:46:29 PM
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How I dont envy the lactose intolerant.

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