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Blue_Target
09/04/24 9:23:13 AM
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https://youtu.be/PE2YZhcC4NY?si=4NmkGhovFHcKFXdf

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Yazarogi
09/04/24 9:25:07 AM
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My kids are gonna love it, Im indifferent to it, but despite Jack Black saturation I cracked up when he said he was Steve.

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GeminiDeus
09/04/24 10:23:53 AM
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My nieces love Minecraft, so I imagine they'll be wanting to see this movie.

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aarrgus
09/04/24 10:27:18 AM
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Kids will probably love it. It looks like a horrible movie though.

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ChrisTaka
09/04/24 11:03:40 AM
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Literally had no interest until Jack Black showed up

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BakonBitz
09/04/24 11:05:07 AM
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I got the vibe of "this is gonna be an awful movie" when watching that trailer. Jack Black will probably be the only redeemable factor.

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ZMythos
09/04/24 11:15:13 AM
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Looks like fun if you're a kid.

Appears to be more faithful to the source material than other recent movies *coughborderlandscoughcough*

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Aztex
09/04/24 11:17:45 AM
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I really dislike Jack Black only good thing about this will be Jason Momoa he did great in Fast X

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Hornswoggled
09/04/24 11:55:21 AM
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Never played Minecraft, so I'm not interested.
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havean776
09/04/24 12:19:12 PM
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Looks inoffensive.

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firedoom666
09/04/24 12:23:08 PM
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Seems like Jack Black is legally required to appear in every video game movie

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GuerrillaSoldier
09/04/24 12:38:30 PM
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no interest in it, but i'm also not a kid and i don't have kids so it's obviously not for me

hope it's good though? idk


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xMythic
09/04/24 12:47:02 PM
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It looks like itll be fun. My son and his buddies will be excited for this no doubt.

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kind9
09/04/24 12:48:07 PM
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I love Minecraft and always liked Jack Black so I might watch some day.

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AceMos
09/04/24 2:59:05 PM
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i wish them luck but this does not look good at all to me

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Flaming_Fire619
09/04/24 3:07:57 PM
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So like...this is just the remake of Jumanji all over again? A group of randoms dragged into a video game world and having to survive?

I mean, I know Minecraft doesn't have a huge story to begin with, but you could've easily done something with the Wither, the Ender Dragon, or even Herobrine without it being connected to the real world.

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UnholyMudcrab
09/04/24 3:08:48 PM
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This looks horrendous

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Ratchetrockon
09/04/24 3:18:50 PM
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itll make 1 billion dollars for sure

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viewmaster_pi
09/04/24 3:22:29 PM
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i predict one minecrillion dollars

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Hayame_Zero
09/04/24 3:40:07 PM
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Sending this to my brother. He has an 11-year-old, and he already lamented when I told him Michael Bay was making a Skibidi Toilet cinematic universe lol

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Srk700
09/04/24 5:50:41 PM
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Why does Jason Mamoa look like he came straight out of the Barbie movie?
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noisetank
09/04/24 6:08:22 PM
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looks like a kids movie. no issues here.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/04/24 6:10:58 PM
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well at least its not Chris Pratt...

i do like the visuals tho but how the fuck do you make a movie about a game that's basically a sandbox for you to build shit on? lol
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pegusus123456
09/04/24 6:15:28 PM
#24:


Flaming_Fire619 posted...
So like...this is just the remake of Jumanji all over again? A group of randoms dragged into a video game world and having to survive?

I mean, I know Minecraft doesn't have a huge story to begin with, but you could've easily done something with the Wither, the Ender Dragon, or even Herobrine without it being connected to the real world.
Story Mode showed you can do a Minecraft story without the isekai stuff

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/04/24 6:16:37 PM
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lemme guess: Jack Black and friends have to save Minecraft world from an evil wizard or some shit? lol
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Back_Stabbath
09/04/24 8:01:01 PM
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noisetank posted...
looks like a kids movie. no issues here.

this... trailer is getting absolutely raw dogged online but it's clearly meant to be simple for a younger audience.

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Pikachuchupika
09/04/24 8:11:23 PM
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Even though it looks like a crappy kids movie, it has Jack black. Jack Black makes everything better.
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Flaming_Fire619
09/04/24 10:55:52 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
lemme guess: Jack Black and friends have to save Minecraft world from an evil wizard or some shit? lol

Realistically, there's a few ways they could go.

1) They do have to fight an evil wizard/Herobrine like you said, and that incorporates the Ender Dragon (which I will say, if they do bed spam defeat of the dragon in the movie, 10/10, no notes)

2) They go a similar route of having them have to leave, with them having to find an End Portal and getting the eyes of Ender necessary to escape after the first portal is blown up by a Creeper.

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eggcorn
09/05/24 2:16:49 AM
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dang
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3a687749.png

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Smashingpmkns
09/05/24 3:05:30 AM
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Apparently this movie has had around 40 writers over time. For comparison, the original Flintstones movie also had around 40 writers.

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Enclave
09/05/24 3:33:17 AM
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My daughter lost her shit seeing the teaser, I suspect the movie is going to do VERY well even if it's not being made for us since it's so clearly being made with her and her friends in mind.

Also considering the director? I mean he did Napoleon Dynamite, I'm sure when I see this with my kid that it'll have enough in there aimed at parents that I won't be bored.

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GeminiDeus
09/05/24 10:57:12 AM
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eggcorn posted...
dang
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Eight hours later...

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Hornswoggled
09/05/24 3:52:21 PM
#33:


noisetank posted...
looks like a kids movie. no issues here.

The thing is that the entertainment landscape has conditioned adults to want to watch things that previously were meant mostly for children.
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PiOverlord
09/05/24 4:49:21 PM
#34:


Is Minecraft going to have it's og mario movie moment?

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GeminiDeus
09/05/24 9:44:20 PM
#35:


I just asked my nieces about an hour ago if they've seen the trailer, and they both said that it looks stupid and disappointing.

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UnholyMudcrab
09/05/24 9:53:28 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a9a3a482.jpg

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PiOverlord
09/05/24 10:47:22 PM
#37:


Anecdotal, but showed my 10 year old sister the trailer without revealing my personal opinion over it.

She was not into it.

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LonelyStoner
09/05/24 10:50:20 PM
#38:


Could never get into Minecraft but this looks like a fun movie. Jack Black has a direct line to my wallet.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/06/24 4:05:03 PM
#39:


while i don't mind the visuals (even tho they could be improved a bit), not sure how i feel about the idea of mixing CGI with live action. would have preferred if they went the full CGI route but i'll wait for the movie to drop then judge it properly...
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