Current Events > You get one minute to tell Trump anything you want

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pass

got nothin to say.

Pass

I'm not gonna say anything he hasn't already heard, so I'll just use that time to Rickroll him or something.

Nah

Biden fairly won the 2020 election.

I'd be modded if I said what I wanted to tell him.

I would show him that famous photo of a pig with poop on its balls.

Pass. There's no point in talking to a human being who operates at the level of an animal.

MorbidEngel posted...

I'd be modded if I said what I wanted to tell him.

I already have been.

Does your wifes blatant disgust of you ever get you down?

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Home Alone 2 was mid.

Does he just appear at my place? If so, I tell him that I'm a powerful wizard and teleported him to my apartment and to give me his credit card if he wants to be sent back.

"Hey you're really cool and your hair is the best. Can I have a million dollars?"

Gotta shoot your shot.

Nothing to say.

havean776 posted...

Biden fairly won the 2020 election.

Oh he knows that. He already admitted it. He's just keeping up the lie so the cult doesn't ditch him.

It would be as pointless as arguing with an internet troll. Id probably end up more upset than I was before by his facial features and guaranteed response.

Why not.

I would take the opportunity to speak to anyone who can influence millions of "people"

Sure he is the worst example of this, but still.

And he would not like hearing anything I have to say, but on the off chance my words sink in maybe it will cause a slight change in his behavior. And if not, who does it hurt to try.

If nothing else the one minute he spent talking to me was a minute he wasn't screaming about immigrants barbecuing newborns.

Vyrulisse posted...

"Hey you're really cool and your hair is the best. Can I have a million dollars?"

Gotta shoot your shot.

Oooh, now that's smart.

I would start with "You know. I painted my office orange."
And he would already be tearing up, and he'd say "Really?"
And I would say "Yes, really. And also, I think your hairdo is pretty cool."
Having for the first time in his life experienced real kindness, he would immediately have a change of heart. "Oh, Devsman!" he would cry out between sobs, "what a fool I've been!"
"Yes," I would answer, "but it's not too late! It's never too late!"
"YES IT IS" he would cry, the weight of his transgression bearing down on him.
"Give us a chance," I would say. "Have some faith in people, like I had faith in you. If you are a true patriot from this day forward, people will eventually find forgiveness in their hearts!"
He would then hang his head in shame for another moment, before looking up, standing, a new man, strong, immovable, and the press would say he could be mistaken for Uncle Sam himself.
"I hereby declare," would boom his presidential voice, "that from this day forward, I repent of a life of selfishness, of hatred and malice! I will respect the people, I will love the people! I know the path to forgiveness will be long and difficult, but as John F Kennedy put it best, 'we choose to do these things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard!' I believe there is a little Kennedy in all of us, and his spirit I will keep in my heart to guide me! I have faith in you, America! You do not need to be made great again! You've always been great! I vow to become great for the first time! I have faith in you! Will you have faith in me?"
As everyone worldwide stands in the greatest ovation ever given, the American people all shout in one voice, "Yes! Yes! We will have faith in you" and the everywhere-elsian people will shout in one voice "And even though you forgot about us again, we will have faith in you too!"
Over the next week, Trump will reveal a new and improved Plan 2025, which includes giving all he has toward the national deficit, free public transportation and healthcare for all the people, and a miracle budget that makes it all possible.
And it will always be said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! God bless Us, Every One!

"Fuck you!" covers all I want to say to him.

"I've got something to say...I killed your baby today, doesn't matter much to me..."

"Fuck off and drop dead!"

I love the character from Home Alone that they based on you.

Its like looking in a mirror!
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And hes just like you.

"Oh, I thought this was a meeting with Kamala. Oh well, see ya."

Pass, I'd rather not give him the attention he craves so badly.

You're not worth a bullet.

I'd play the oompa loompa song

I would act like I don't have any idea who he is. I think that would bug him the most. "Ohh wait - were you in a tv show or something?"

Id just bring out my phone, pretend like Im calling someone and make casual remarks about that would likely infuriate him. And maybe throw in a few lies, just to see if hes repeat them at a rally or on TV.

Yeah, I wanted to vote for Trump, but I just dont know anymore. His rally sizes keep getting pathetically smaller. Do people even know who he is anymore? And his hands actually are as small as people say they are. But you know what? I might vote for him if hed actually start drilling for that buried gold mine in Florida you know, the one that Hannity mentioned. There are trillions of untapped dollars just below our feet - imagine how rich America would be with that, wed have the best gold!

Most things I can think off he'd just shrug off or deflect. I do remember he really doesn't like diaper jokes, so I'd probably go with that.

Trumble posted...

Oooh, now that's smart.

He cant even pay his own legal fees.

id ask him for tree fiddy