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AceMos
09/30/24 6:59:27 PM
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https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/status/1840460766186471690

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DipDipDiver
09/30/24 7:01:20 PM
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Tortoises are a lot faster than people think. Once they get those long-ass legs moving they can coast

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Dakimakura
09/30/24 7:01:50 PM
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the fable of the tortoise and the hair has been tested in real life

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Metal_Gear_Raxis
09/30/24 7:05:56 PM
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So the issue isn't that the hare was a braggart who screwed around, he just forgot he was running a race partway through.

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VRX3000
09/30/24 7:10:29 PM
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And people kept trying to nudge the hare along and cheat for it too. lol.

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Antiyonder
09/30/24 7:25:33 PM
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Agree with the sentiment of the tortoise and thr hare, but I like Morbius' response to it in Spider-Man TAS just the same, "In my country, we eat tortoises.".

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Mistere_Man
09/30/24 7:25:59 PM
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Funny I saw something exactly like this a few months ago. Maybe they have an agreement that is passed down the generations?

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divot1338
09/30/24 7:26:11 PM
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And then the rabbit exclaimed this tortoise has no hair!

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Hejiru
09/30/24 9:05:18 PM
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Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
So the issue isn't that the hare was a braggart who screwed around, he just forgot he was running a race partway through.

I think he was frightened by all the people and noise.

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pegusus123456
10/04/24 7:34:20 AM
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Hejiru posted...
I think he was frightened by all the people and noise.
Their racetracks were also the same size but the turtle is way bigger. The only way the turtle could go was forward, the hare had room to fuck around.

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Jiek_Fafn
10/04/24 7:48:24 AM
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A hare can take a nap in the middle of a race and still only lose by a small margin. The tortoise should be embarrassed that's the only way it can win.

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Memorial_Bench
10/12/24 10:33:32 PM
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Reality imitates art

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VideoboysaysCube
10/12/24 10:42:13 PM
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I think there's some symbolism in the way that the tortoise is compelled to move forward out of necessity, due to the confines of its environment. Whereas the hare has total freedom of mobility, leaving it with no sense of direction or purpose.

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