Poll of the Day > Babe wake up new Nintendo hardware just dropped

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papercup
10/09/24 11:34:45 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMqWTkgDt6A

This is the Nintendo console we need and not the one we deserve.

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adjl
10/09/24 11:50:00 AM
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It's just so... Nintendo.

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teddy241
10/09/24 2:05:46 PM
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We got alarmo before switch 2 and gta 5
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Lokarin
10/09/24 3:00:45 PM
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does it have Pokemon sleep support?

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FrozenBananas
10/09/24 3:49:37 PM
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Nintendo really is the Apple / Disney of video game consoles

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captpackrat
10/10/24 3:07:21 PM
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"This item is only for paid Nintendo Switch Online members."

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6cfebffa.jpg

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Damn_Underscore
10/10/24 3:18:13 PM
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lol first you have to pay for the overpriced Nintendo Switch Online (at $20 a year, which is saying something) and then you have to pay $100 for the alarm clock

Like I think it is pretty cool but I'm not paying $100 for an alarm clock

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Cruddy_horse
10/10/24 4:17:02 PM
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$100 so you can look at one of 12 gifs/jpegs of a Nintendo game when you wake up. Awesome.
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Nade_Duck
10/10/24 4:19:46 PM
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what the fuck is that price

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FrozenBananas
10/10/24 4:53:52 PM
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It has the moaning fairy as an alarm

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adjl
10/10/24 5:26:03 PM
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captpackrat posted...
"This item is only for paid Nintendo Switch Online members."

It'll be rolled out to everyone else a bit later. Currently, it's only available either at the Nintendo World store in NYC or through Nintendo's online store, I guess to give it an air of exclusivity.

That is indeed kind of a weird choice, though. Only selling the retro controllers to NSO subscribers makes sense because there's nothing to actually use them on unless you're subscribed, but I don't think artificial scarcity is going to be enough to drum up significant demand for this.

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Nade_Duck
10/10/24 5:27:21 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
It has the moaning fairy as an alarm
worth every penny.

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ReturnOfFa
10/10/24 6:06:41 PM
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I thought it'd be like $40

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Yellow
10/10/24 6:34:13 PM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
I thought it'd be like $40
I thought it would be $200.

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captpackrat
10/10/24 7:04:45 PM
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Best alarm clock I've ever had is my Amazon Echo Dot with Clock. All I have to do to set it is say, "Alexa, set an alarm for 6 am." And it's tied to a smart lamp controller; 20 minutes before the alarm goes off the light turns on at minimum brightness, just barely visible, and slowly brightens until it reaches 100% when the alarm goes off. But the alarm doesn't just start blaring. It starts off very softly and slowly ramps up the volume over several minutes. Usually the light wakes me up before the alarm goes off.

And it was only $60 (MSRP, you could get it a lot cheaper on sale).

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ConfusedTorchic
10/10/24 7:22:48 PM
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i just use my phone

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ParanoidObsessive
10/10/24 8:42:40 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
It has the moaning fairy as an alarm

For $100 she better wake me up by giving me a blowjob.

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Damn_Underscore
10/10/24 8:47:14 PM
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
i just use my phone

Exactly. people dont even need alarm clocks anymore

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DevilSummoner
10/10/24 11:47:30 PM
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This is dumb

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Zareth
10/11/24 12:50:21 AM
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I just wake up naturally

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Damn_Underscore
10/11/24 10:10:19 AM
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Apparently this is a meme now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCt8C4IjtpM

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Blightzkrieg
10/11/24 10:16:26 AM
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Why is Nintendo obsessed with getting weird biological information? They've been trying to make this shit a thing for years, all the way back to the wii heartbeat sensor.

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ParanoidObsessive
10/11/24 11:01:47 AM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Why is Nintendo obsessed with getting weird biological information? They've been trying to make this shit a thing for years, all the way back to the wii heartbeat sensor.

Not just Nintendo. Remember when the Kinect was supposed to detected heartbeats, so it would know how many people were in a room, and it could theoretically force you to pay extra to watch a movie per person?

Corporations love data. It lets them exploit you more efficiently.

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OHJOY90
10/11/24 4:58:49 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Why is Nintendo obsessed with getting weird biological information? They've been trying to make this shit a thing for years, all the way back to the wii heartbeat sensor.
Not just the Wii either: https://www.raphnet.net/divers/n64_bio_sensor/index_en.php

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Blightzkrieg
10/11/24 5:02:55 PM
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OHJOY90 posted...
Not just the Wii either: https://www.raphnet.net/divers/n64_bio_sensor/index_en.php
I swear they're gonna find 9000 year old cave paintings of an ancient ritual involving a pagan Nintendo deity tracking the volume of farts.

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Newave
10/13/24 8:03:11 PM
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I assume they're gonna sue all clock makers for patent "theft" now.

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