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IAmTheNakedMan
10/18/24 12:19:15 PM
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...serial killer.

No IVF, actual deed must be done.

If you are a woman then you'll have twins with serial killer father, all expenses paid for and high end health care and delivery via caesarian.

Men, we can't easily make it an equal process as you aren't carrying the child. So two back to back pregnancies with the same serial killer mother. You'll pay for better and external healthcare in the prison hospital and you will be in the delivery room.

Both scenarios... As soon as the second child is born. That's it. After a day they are taken away, you never see them or the Serial killer again.

You get paid and live the rest of your life as you see fit.

Oh, and each child has a 50% chance of becoming a bigger serial killer than thier parent.

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itcheyness
10/18/24 12:20:22 PM
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Sure?

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KogaSteelfang
10/18/24 1:11:02 PM
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IAmTheNakedMan posted...
After a day they are taken away, you never see them or the Serial killer again.
What? No, I'd want my kids back.

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bigblu89
10/18/24 1:27:02 PM
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Well, I got "snipped" about 15 years ago, so I'd have to get that reversed.

And I'm married to the "doing the deed" part is a pretty big disqualifier for me.

But if I was single? Absolutely


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Apodyopsist
10/18/24 1:29:11 PM
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Would also need a snip reversal, but I think my wife would kill me for passing up on the opportunity for 10 bil.

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lcampoy
10/18/24 1:30:10 PM
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is she hot?

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JustaSandwich
10/18/24 2:03:27 PM
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I can fix her.
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LeTigre
10/18/24 2:06:40 PM
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Im a trans woman so am I magically gaining a uterus?

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
10/18/24 2:06:57 PM
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And since you're not single?

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IMNOTRAGED
10/18/24 2:21:02 PM
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Funny this topic comes up when I was just listening to the last podcast on the left episode on Hadden Clark. Just about his whole family was fucked up

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el_cheato
10/18/24 2:21:42 PM
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sure, I have no particular emotional attachment to my genes

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LonelyStoner
10/18/24 2:24:27 PM
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Do I get to monitor the pregnancies?


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Jupiter
10/18/24 2:26:31 PM
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IAmTheNakedMan posted...
As soon as the second child is born. That's it. After a day they are taken away, you never see them or the Serial killer again.
Absolutely not.

IAmTheNakedMan posted...
Oh, and each child has a 50% chance of becoming a bigger serial killer than thier parent.
Fuck no

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CADE_FOSTER
10/18/24 2:40:49 PM
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JustaSandwich posted...
I can fix her.

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Kitt
10/18/24 2:40:57 PM
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$10 Billion but...
Deal.

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Time
10/18/24 2:43:08 PM
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I'd take the deal, that's a crazy amount of money.

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Baron_Ox
10/18/24 2:46:27 PM
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IAmTheNakedMan posted...
Oh, and each child has a 50% chance of becoming a bigger serial killer than thier parent.
...how much of a chance do they have of being a serial killer in general?

:/

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AceMos
10/18/24 2:48:45 PM
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Baron_Ox posted...
...how much of a chance do they have of being a serial killer in general?

:/

same odds as anyone else serial killing is not a genetic trait

nor is being evil in general

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rexcrk
10/18/24 2:51:16 PM
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IAmTheNakedMan posted...
...serial killer.

No IVF, actual deed must be done.

If you are a woman then you'll have twins with serial killer father, all expenses paid for and high end health care and delivery via caesarian.

Men, we can't easily make it an equal process as you aren't carrying the child. So two back to back pregnancies with the same serial killer mother. You'll pay for better and external healthcare in the prison hospital and you will be in the delivery room.

Both scenarios... As soon as the second child is born. That's it. After a day they are taken away, you never see them or the Serial killer again.

You get paid and live the rest of your life as you see fit.

Oh, and each child has a 50% chance of becoming a bigger serial killer than thier parent.
How much time did you spend coming up with this?

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Baron_Ox
10/18/24 2:51:42 PM
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I mean in this scenario since it's not realistic in the first place.

edit: at post 21

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Kanaya413
10/18/24 3:27:39 PM
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Only if I could raise them. Being raised in a loving environment would highly reduce the chances of them becoming killers
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rick_alverado
10/18/24 4:13:29 PM
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but you must have 2 children

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Irony
10/18/24 4:32:41 PM
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How rough is she?

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