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Trumble
11/03/24 12:04:30 AM
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Because it was dead.

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KanWan
11/03/24 12:22:18 AM
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Because you just lost The Game.

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Chicken
11/04/24 12:55:03 AM
#3:


I aint dead, just sleepin

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DoesntMatter
11/04/24 12:58:38 AM
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because RFK, Jr. picked it up and put it in the back of the van, cuz it was in very good condition and he was gonna skin it later and put the meat in his refrigerator

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TyVulpine
11/04/24 12:59:29 AM
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Because Frank Perdue was on the other side waiting for it.

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JustaSandwich
11/04/24 1:14:13 AM
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It was too chicken.
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Dynedux
11/04/24 1:15:12 AM
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To avoid becoming a stereotype

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Hexenherz
11/04/24 1:19:52 AM
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because the LIBERAL communist swamp-filling media CONGLOMERATES on the OTHER side wouldn't agree to the terms of the chicken's campaign MANAGER to run FAIR debates that would show how much of a CHICKEN the CHICKEN'S opponent really is.

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