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Irony
11/10/24 3:03:50 PM
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Fuck

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Ivynn
11/10/24 3:04:09 PM
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Get a spider.

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Irony
11/10/24 3:09:53 PM
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Please I wouldn't crawl into it

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Spiderman23J
11/10/24 3:10:24 PM
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Kill it

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Irony
11/10/24 3:10:45 PM
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Spiderman23J posted...
Kill it
I'm trying it's like Speed-o'-Sound Sonic

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R1masher
11/10/24 3:12:52 PM
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Something something more flies with honey

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__starsnostars
11/10/24 3:20:03 PM
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Stop smelling like doodoo.

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Irony
11/10/24 3:20:41 PM
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R1masher posted...
Something something more flies with honey
So do I pour the honey on myself or all over my floor

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NO2_Fiend
11/10/24 3:32:46 PM
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Place your hands half a foot above it then clap as fast as you can. Fly will fly directly into your clap.

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Bugmeat
11/10/24 3:32:58 PM
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Those zapper swatters are great for that single fly that won't land long enough to squish. You can just swipe them out of the air and laugh as they crackle and sizzle.


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Irony
11/10/24 3:33:25 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Those zapper swatters are great for that single fly that won't land long enough to squish. You can just swipe them out of the air and laugh as they crackle and sizzle.
If I miss and hit something will it catch on fire

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modena
11/10/24 3:36:06 PM
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I keep a spray bottle that has alcohol and dish soap. Works instantly.

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Bugmeat
11/10/24 3:56:59 PM
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Irony posted...
If I miss and hit something will it catch on fire

No. You'd almost have to be trying to start a fire with one of these.


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