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Yeah, pro-Trump anti-NAZA saucer cult hippies. Talk about great tastes that go great together.

Here's the link, for your pleasure. Yeah, it's a huge mess. Note that very little of this is part of the Qanon canon.
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/QAnon#/media/File:Great-Awakening-map.jpg

Here are some of the choicest bits:

--Electronic universe (the universe is powered by electromagnetism, not gravity! 'Cuz muh vibrational energeez)
--The upcoming series of Great Solar Flash events will act as a trigger for Full Disclosure and The Great Awakening
--Memory wipe/reverse aging "Blank slating is ineffective on 5% of whistleblowers"
--Extraterrestrial German-speaking space Nazis! They are allied with NASA. Trump created the Space Force to fight them.
--Satan is a hostile AI from an alternate reality who erroneously believes itself to be independent from God.
--The reptilians are an AI-infested AI prophet species who worship technology and will be cleansed from our solar system during the Great Solar Flash. The Great Solar Flash will cause a mass awakening that allows us to ascend to the 5th dimension. The Great Solar Flash will allow us to ascend to the 9th dimension and above, and thus escape samsara (the endless cycle of death and rebirth in dharmic religions)
--Mimas and Iapetus are ancient Deathstars.
--Ratfish liver oil decalcifies the third eye
--The sun is a conscious living being. The sun is connected to every other star via filaments in the Cosmic Web Portal.
--"Jump gate to Mars"
--"IP address stargate key"
--The sun is a stargate
--Entheogens = hyperdimensional lenses. Psilocybin, ayahusca, LSD, DMT. Ascended light beings known as "machine elves"

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--Underground sex trafficking tunnels
--WTC7 = controlled demolition
--"A missile hit the Pentagon"
--34 levels (ranks) below POTUS. 34 levels (ranks) above POTUS
--Tripcodes = exopolitics ET books (what?)
--Ice shelf melting is exposing E.T. craft & E.T. civilizations
--Lockheed Martin covert excavations: Visitations: High ranking elite, Buzz Aldrin, The Pope, John Kerry
--Mohammed Treaty (800AD) the moon is a non-warring zone
--Paradise, CA fire: Centurian E.T. community destroyed by directed energy weapons
--Nazi breakaway groups on the moon

Okay... what is this, here? They're asserting that WTC7 was a controlled demolition, and something other than a missile or a plane hit the Pentagon? (directed energy weapons, I'm guessing?) I'm not sure I've ever seen this combination of Truther conspiracy theories.

Hyena_Of_Ice posted...

--Nazi breakaway groups on the moon

Wasn't that a thing in Wolfenstein?

The wildest, most out there thing is that Trump made a force to defeat Nazis

pegusus123456 posted...

The wildest, most out there thing is that Trump made a force to defeat Nazis

SPACE Nazis.

I am too sober for this.

DrizztLink posted...

Wasn't that a thing in Wolfenstein?

Also was a movie. And it was actually good. Palin is the president. (Not actually her but clearly is inspired by her). There was going to be a sequel about nazis in the center of the earth but I think it got canceled.

https://youtu.be/Jth4yATniS4?si=UpVs599QI-LzWFYF

DrizztLink posted...

Wasn't that a thing in Wolfenstein?

Well, the "Nazi moon base" conspiracy theory dates at least as far back as the 90's, if not the 70's. There is a Mars variant as well, BTW.
Also, I need to look up some of those names in the upper left (doubt any can beat David Icke, though) Aw, no Whitney "anal probes" Streiber? Communion is basically the UFO abduction version of Deliverance. Come to think of it, Robot Chicken realized this long before I did, LOL.