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TheLiarParadox
11/30/24 1:42:50 PM
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Yes, Jim, the bird you brought me is very dead. We're a wildlife sanctuary, not pet sematary. There will be no necromancy here, unfortunately.


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ReturnOfDevsman
11/30/24 2:30:11 PM
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Archmage Traven strikes again.

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Shotgunnova
11/30/24 3:01:56 PM
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Maybe he's just pining for the fjords.

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BewmHedshot
11/30/24 3:03:13 PM
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Didn't realize they do necromancy at pet cemeteries.
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Verdekal
11/30/24 3:16:21 PM
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BewmHedshot posted...
Didn't realize they do necromancy at pet cemeteries.
Sometimes, death is better.

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TheLiarParadox
11/30/24 5:58:19 PM
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Verdekal posted...
Sometimes, death is better.
Absolutely.

I wanted to ask Jim what kind of quality of life he would expect the bird to have even if we could save him but I mostly just wanted him to go away.


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